~American Idol 5~

[NUPE4LIFE]

I can't believe how nobody mentioned how Simon told the black boy that if he shaved he'd be a good female impersonator. I about died. And when Simon told that girl that her performance was a "right mess". I was like what the hell.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by lilbay77
Awww I felt so bad for the black guy with the pork chop side burns, (that Simon said he should be a female impersonator).
He was so hurt

Ahem Nupe4Life, Lilbay did.

[lilbay77]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Did that cow really get up there thinking that doing the Humpty Dance would get her to the 2nd round?

I dont understand this! Why do people get to the audition and rap?!?!?! THIS IS A SINGING COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, can the crooners stay at home as well? YOU.ARE.BORING.

[Marie]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE
And when Simon told that girl that her performance was a "right mess".

This was too funny!!

[smlwonderdst]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Twins sound good. Really good. Paula is about to text message them her digits.

I know the twins, they go to my church. I missed their audition, but I already knew they could sang. I walked in the house just as they were screaming they were going to Hollywood.

[Shalom08]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE
I can't believe how nobody mentioned how Simon told the black boy that if he shaved he'd be a good female impersonator. I about died.

See, when he first walked into the auditioning room I said to brothaman, "ewww, he looks like your neice qrstuv", well you know brothaman took offense to it........... so when Simon told sissy dude that if he shaved off his beard and put on a dress------> I was silently saying, "ha-ha told ya" but instead I giggled myself all the way off the sofa!

I have never watched more then five minutes of AI... I was like for the entire show, especially when the pixy-looking-girl with the face tan and black eye-liner wrapped all around her eyes started to whin-talk...btw...how did she get an opportunity to perform a second time?

And the girl from the UK needed a pole to go with all that dancing !

ETA: Do these folks get paid for appearing on AI...because deputy-I-shot-the-sheriff must have or at least made a bet with his fellow officers to do some mess like that!......

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Contestant 897 ~ That mofo is a man and is wearing blonde Pippi Longstocking braids and a gingham dress.

Twins sound good. Really good. Paula is about to text message them her digits.

CTFU. Paula better watch it. Those boys are merely 16 years old (but is that the age of consent in wherever?)

[BLUTANG]

i love AI auditions. that's all i'll watch until they're down to the final 4.

1. how many times did ol' boy "shoot the sherriff?" i could have SWORN bob marley had more words to that song, lol.

2. tan girl and her mama NEED. TO. STOP. how is leathery skin at 16 cute?

3. quote of the evening... "the proof is in the paper".... hmm, i thought it was in the pudding, but i've been wrong before.

last night was a right mess!

[Steeltrap]

^^
Tan girl looks like "Parasite" Hilton. Her momma looks like a white hot mess. I mean, boo, you're too old to rock the minis.

[Shalom08]

Originally posted by BLUTANG

3. quote of the evening... "the proof is in the paper".... hmm, i thought it was in the pudding, but i've been wrong before.

No Blutang...you're right...It is.

Ol'girl was simply letting the complaining-chick digest the fact that no matter what anyone may feel or think about her singing/performance abilities, she had (in the words of Charlie from Willy Wonka)...the GOLDEN TICKET and was going to Hollywood.

Now, for the chick doing all the complaining, did she get a "yes" from the judges to go to Hollywood or not? I didn't catch her performance...

AI is a mess...does it come on again tonight?

[CrimsonTide4]

Flawless.
Checkered shirt.
Checkered short.
Checkered hat.

BAMA

ETA: No he didn't have several outfits of the same pattern in different colors.

AND wearing SCRUFFY AZZZZZZZ PRO WINGS. Like the first pair ever made.

Then his soul mate, Ben the inventor, appears.

His teeth are yellow like that plaid suit.

[darling1]

i have been cracking up these last 2 nights---im watching the fool singing "if i only have a brain"..bwahahaaa


and how about the fatty fat fatty singing the frat song from trading places----CLASSIC.

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE
I can't believe how nobody mentioned how Simon told the black boy that if he shaved he'd be a good female impersonator. I about died. And when Simon told that girl that her performance was a "right mess". I was like what the hell.

[CrimsonTide4]

ZACHARY

[darling1]

what is with the pre-op transsexual singing QUEEN OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

[nom d'plume]

Zachary. If you don't want people to think you are a girl, cut your hair. Stop wearing heels. Stop wearing sparkly belts. I think he had a training bra on, too.