Tampa, Florida Greeks!

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by UlChiOCutie26
Are there any grocery stores near the airport? I am staying in a complex about 5 mins away. I will have a kitchen, so I just thought i'd ask. Will they have a Publix??? haha. I know they have those in Panama City, because that's where we go to get our groceries when we are on vacay. They have sushi there...yum!

You're staying near TIA? I feel for you.

[UlChiOCutie26]

why? whats so bad? I am staying where Nielsen puts me, which I heard isn't bad at all. The place is really nice. I live near Louisville International airpprt, so the noise won't bother me.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by UlChiOCutie26
why? whats so bad? I am staying where Nielsen puts me, which I heard isn't bad at all. The place is really nice. I live near Louisville International airpprt, so the noise won't bother me.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but TIA is close to Dale Mabry. Right? Which is where a lot of strip clubs and asian massage parlors are....but there's also the Bucs stadium and the Yankees field. IMO it isnt the best part of town.

[UlChiOCutie26]

I am on Eisenhower Blvd. Great! No wonder our community is gated.

[ShaedyKD]

Eisenhower? Good luck with that.

[BobbyTheDon]

ULoCHiOQToHeeheeHoHoHoROWRoWROWNoNOno

You are livin near the airport? Thats tight! Be sure to get a massage from my cousin Thuyen Dao! Or my Thai cousin Djflkjwoiidfjldkjoeiwjlkjsldkjflkjioejlkjlksjdf ! That area aint as bad as St. Pete so don't worry. I do remember when I left the airport (which in my humble opinion beats LAX's ass) that there were a shitload of strip clubs in tampa.

And foolio. Will there be a Publix near you? C'mon man! What have I been saying! There is a Publix everywhere! Where there is a whore, there will be a Publix. I'm not sure what that means but what on earth does E = Mc2 mean right?

Rmember...DONT GET SHOT IN St. PETE I AM NOT JOKING MAN.

Say hi to JEB for me k?

[ShaedyKD]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
And foolio. Will there be a Publix near you? C'mon man! What have I been saying! There is a Publix everywhere! Where there is a whore, there will be a Publix. I'm not sure what that means but what on earth does E = Mc2 mean right?

Bobby, your logic makes perfect sense, because as Craig said, Dale Mabry Highway has an insane amount of strip clubs, including the world famous Mons Venus (as featured in the Wyclef Jean stripper song). This is largely due to the fact that MacDill AFB is on South Dale Mabry. Ergo, there are whores on every street corner in Tampa, kind of like how there are Publix grocery stores on every street corner.

P.S. Does your cousin do nails as well, because I could use a pedicure.

[cashmoney]

Maaaaaan, St. Pete isnt as bad as Eisenhower.

But yea, in that area....Shae is right on the fact that there are more whores on every street corner than convienant stores.


Something funny, I honestly didnt know what an asian massage was until I was 1/2 way in it. I thought going to an asian massage parlor was like going and getting a Swedish Massage but for deep tissue. I had knots in my back in shoulders and I wanted a deep tissue massage. I told the lady and she said "ok, I take care of you" 30 minutes later when she's about 1/2 way through it and I'm all relaxed.....suddenly I felt her getting a little close to my balls with those lotion filled hands. I didnt say anything and then when she started mumbling something in Korean and grabbed my dick I jumped up like a frog with a firecracker exploding in it's mouth. It was one big misunderstanding.

[UlChiOCutie26]

someone please tell me a little more about the area i'll be in PLEASE. What's the deal with Eisenhower? The place I am staying at looks very nice.

[WCUgirl]

This website might help you find things to do while you're there.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by UlChiOCutie26
someone please tell me a little more about the area i'll be in PLEASE. What's the deal with Eisenhower? The place I am staying at looks very nice.

Basically it sucks. Looks ok Online, but just wait till you get there.

[PM_Mama00]

I don't mean to hijack, but what's so bad about St. Pete? I didn't think it was that bad. Then again I live 15 minutes south of Detroit so I've prolly seen worse.

[BobbyTheDon]

to tell you the truth there is nothing wrong with St. Petersburg. Shaedy Kadie with 3 vowels told me that there are some bad parts in St. Pete...and since St. Petersburg is fun to say when you slice it up into St. Pete or St. P...and when you add a "CUH" to the end, it sounds like it is right up there with compton.

Its just a big joke.

ALthough...I am not joking when I say there are lots of hookers and publix. I just like to poke fun at the state of Florida, and ULOChioQto from Reno all the way to TAHOE up in the CASINO MARONGO is moving there so i thought I would scare her a little.

well my mission was accomplished. Ulochioqto is a wussy little fradey cat!

Tee to the maddafakkin Hee...CUH

and J to the K

and yeah man, i really am this weird in real life. i'm the OG willy wonka fool

[UlChiOCutie26]

You would fit it well with the PiKA's at UofL...lol....

Boy, I am such a wussy! Whatever

[FirstAndFinest]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but TIA is close to Dale Mabry. Right? Which is where a lot of strip clubs and asian massage parlors are....but there's also the Bucs stadium and the Yankees field. IMO it isnt the best part of town.

Dale Mabry Blvd is rather near TIA. The Houlihan's (or is it TGIF?) at TIA closes rather early, if I recall correctly. When Southwest lost my brothers' luggage on a trip to visit the parents in Nokomis, we "had to" stop in one of those clubs to "maintain" the buzz. Got to Nokomis about 4AM - and was Dad MAD!! (We were supposed to get there about 11PM. Oops!)