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12-09-2004, 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
"But I'm 16, and right now I'm just all about sex. So that's where my priorities are now, Coop. Sex. Specifically with Andy, and not with you."
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LOL OMG I love that movie so much and NO ONE ever knows what I'm talking about!!!
I love the scene with Abby when she's like.......
"Wait........I just wanted to take off my shirt"
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12-09-2004, 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
Ya mama so ugly, when she was a child, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
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Bwhahaha.
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12-09-2004, 09:52 PM
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Location: Fort Worth, Texas - "Where the West begins"
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Yo mama so short, you can see her feet in her driver's licence photo.
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12-09-2004, 10:35 PM
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Location: Ya man's a headache, I'll be ya aspirin
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Yo momma so broke, she got two teeth. One in her head for openin' beer cans, and the other in the bank drawin' interest.
Yo momma so dumb, she jump out the window and fall up.
Yo momma feet so ashy, it looks like she kicks flower for a living.
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09-26-2005, 04:40 PM
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You mama got one long leg and one short leg and her name is Ilean.
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09-26-2005, 05:28 PM
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Location: Crescent City
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Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time!"
Yo mama so old, her Social Security number is 1.
(hehe these are funny!  )
Last edited by aephi alum; 09-26-2005 at 05:33 PM.
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09-26-2005, 05:36 PM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta - Canada
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Yo mama so fat when she bleeds it's bacon grease.
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09-26-2005, 05:38 PM
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Yo mama so old, she got Jesus beeper number.
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09-26-2005, 05:46 PM
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Yo mama is so wack, she keeps posting in the Mike Jones threads.
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09-26-2005, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Taking lessons at Cobra Kai Karate!
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Yo mama is so wack, she keeps posting in the Mike Jones threads.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!
-Rudey
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09-26-2005, 06:31 PM
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Location: I am not in KC!
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Yo Mama so fat she fell on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!
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09-26-2005, 07:49 PM
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Dionysus- thats the god whose walking stick was the big phallic symbol which is now praised in theatre ritual... i find that funny... go theatre
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09-26-2005, 11:06 PM
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Location: Atlanta y'all!
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Yo' momma hair so short, I can read what's on her mind.
Yo' momma so fat, that if she ever went missing, they'd have to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo' momma so fat, she could sell shade.
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09-26-2005, 11:25 PM
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Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets to take a turn!
Yo momma is so fat, she is on both sides of the family!
Yo momma is so dumb, she asked for a price check in the "Everything's a dollar" store
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04-05-2006, 04:28 PM
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did any of you catch the "yo momma" show on mtv? i think it premiered just yesterday hosted by wilmer valderrama.
yo momma so ugly.......
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