Open Letter IV

[nikki1920]

To T: I stood by you when your ex cheated on you. All five times. Not a negative word exited my mouth. Now that my man seems a bit arrogant, you are concerned b/c I am "changing". WTF?

To S: I am so glad we talked. Te amo.

To the economy: You suck. Hugely. And it's all Dubya's fault.

To the place I sent my resume to: Can ya'll get back to me? Please?! I would make a great counselor for the kids! Can ya pay me between 32K and 36K b/c I have a degree AND experience? PLEASE??

To God: I love you. I dont understand why things happen to me at times, but I am learning to trust your intentions. And I would REEEEEEAAAALLLLY like the above-mentioned job. Thanks, God, you're the greatest.

[abaici]

Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
To GOD: I know you know what you're doing, so I'm just going to keep on being chill and let you do your job.

I wrote the same lettter. I know "he got this" but a sista wants to be clued in. But, oh well. I just need to let his will be done in my life.


To MB: I can't flirt with you anymore. We've danced around so long that I've up and caught feelings. Darnit!

[AKA2D '91]

To dees so-called administrators...

I am tired of doing your job! EVERYDAY IT'S THE SAME THING!

I call the secretary from my room, b/c she and her office colleagues are too swamped to answer the intercom. I tell her that the kids way in the back of the school are roaming around like animals. The students are gathered back here horseplaying, etc. and are NOT being monitored. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. Like yesterday, there were more than 4 fights here! All kinds of deputies roaming around, but they (administrators) do not have any control of what's going on. Getting back to what happened, I phoned the office to send an administrator back here. I let the secretary hear what I'm hearing on my cell. She calls the administrators on the walkie-talkie to tell them a teacher called or whatever...dis one less than masculine SOB has the nerve to ask "what teacher"? You know I'm going to ask him what that has to do with anything. Instead of his azz doing his job, he's too dayum busy trying to make friends with the students so they won't call his azz out! YOSATAMFPAB! JUST DO YOUR JOB AS A DISCIPLINARIAN! Sidebar, I bet he's going to be shocked **itless that I heard that and will ask him about it.

YOU THINK THEY WOULD HAVE LEARNED FROM YESTERDAY! These kids are crazy and they do not value ANYTHING.

When the bullets start flying....2D is getting in her car and getting the FREAK out of dodge....TRUST!

[#1 Leading Lady]

To the Assessment Team at my place of employment: I know I am the only minority here and I try not to show my true colors on the regular but Darnit ya'll bout to make Lavita Alize Jackson Jenkins come out. How ya'll going try to play us like Willie Lump Lump and nem. First, our raises were supposed to be in effect the end of January. January has come and gone. Then ya'll get MIA to the end of February and come with the lame excuse that somebody found the salary and raise document and raises that were scheduled to be in effect March 2nd are on hold until "alledged" person comes forward and admits they located the file. And to top it off you asked if anyone knows you located the file come forward to HR......again were not Willie Lump Lump and nem around here. All I can say.....is if I don't get my well deserved raise I'm going to act a fool and gracefully leave. You constantly tell me we don't know what you would do without me.....well your time is about up Assessment Team. Don't mess with my child or my $$$$ because that constitutes me to act certified GEMINI

To Manly Beast better knows as my Dad's wife : Glad you recognized that me and my sisters aren't to be f'd with. We kept giving you warnings and did you take heed? Nope, so it served you right that we rolled up in there like some Gangsta B's told Daddy to take a seat because we was going to handle that disrespectable mess once and for all. Did you think MY DAD was going to take your side against his flesh and blood daughters. So 2 Sad 2 BAD .....Be MAD if you want to but I bet you won't be disrespectable to me, my sisters, or our children ever again in your natural lifetime.....or next time you WILL FEEL the WRATH! TRUST. You also like how my sister pulled rank and had my DAD remind you that if leaves here tomorrow you get nothing, you take care of nothing, and you aren't anylegal paperwork so Guess what...You get NOThING!

To my child's sperm donor: Everytime I think of you I want to gag. You stupid idiot.....Your not worth my pen and paper or stamp.....Just know thanks to ME your SON is the BOMB but you will NEVER EVA know this MAN! Oh, and why is your family trying to hunt me down? I ain't hiding. They haven't done not one thing for Lil Tez in 8 years so they can just put that funky money on your books because we Cool

[Steeltrap]

*Hijack* Why am I trying to keep from chuckling at #1LL's post about Lavita coming out?

Neways:

To T. and M.: OK. Looks like you are coming to the ball. But don't expect me to introduce you around like I'm proud or something. I will be busy and really don't want to get the vibe of of "another brotha got away" especially when I'm not comfortable with y'all's situation.

[Conskeeted7]

To the valet drivers: Why do you take so long to bring me my car? For goodness sake, I work in this building and you see me EVERYDAY, but somehow when I come out to wait on my car you forget who I am and have me wait 10 or more minutes while everyone else just walks up to their open doors. Then you have the nerve to look surprised when you don't get a tip?!?! Here's a tip, have my car waiting for me when I get off of work like you do for the lawyers and executives. I'm just as important as they are and we all pay the same price.

To the bellman: Stop flirting! You see the ring on my finger. You see my husband. So just give up. It's not fun, you're not cute, leave me alone!!!

To Musiq Soulchild: I love your album. You are the reason I like having a CD player in my car. Without you, the drive to work would be so monotonous.

To my manager: Stop eating onions before our one-on-one meetings. Or if you must eat them, schedule our meeting before you go to lunch.

[Nubian]

To: George "W" You have had thousands of people including myself on pins and needles waiting to see if we have to go to Haiti, MAKE A DECISION! Its bad enough we have to spend months in war torn countries away fron our families, but to have to put our life on hold while you get your head out your azz is too much! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SERVE, YOU BUZZARD!

To Solange Knowles: Married??? At 17?? Wow, I didn't even know you had a boyfriend......Oh look a shotgun!

To My Coworkers: You people are so dull. I can't stand an ego tripping pencil pusher. Just because we are put in positions of leadership, does not mean we have to be rude or ugly. Get some class. You'd probably talk to me crazy if I wasn't in the same position as you all were...little do you fools know I was waiting tables just a year ago.

[CrimsonTide4]

To J.H.: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!! When I take my headphones off, that is my Internet time, so STFU!!!! I ain't got time to be listening to you talking and giggling at stuff that makes yo nerdy azz laugh.


ETA:

To N.B.: Would you please stop that singing you are doing!!?!?!!? It sucks!! You suck! You are off key and a lot of other things. You are also loud. Oh and can you go shave that hairy chinny chin chin of yours. That much facial hair on a woman is not cute!!!

[UpPinkies]

Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady
To the Assessment Team at my place of employment: I know I am the only minority here and I try not to show my true colors on the regular but Darnit ya'll bout to make Lavita Alize Jackson Jenkins come out. How ya'll going try to play us like Willie Lump Lump and nem. First, our raises were supposed to be in effect the end of January. January has come and gone. Then ya'll get MIA to the end of February and come with the lame excuse that somebody found the salary and raise document and raises that were scheduled to be in effect March 2nd are on hold until "alledged" person comes forward and admits they located the file. And to top it off you asked if anyone knows you located the file come forward to HR......again were not Willie Lump Lump and nem around here. All I can say.....is if I don't get my well deserved raise I'm going to act a fool and gracefully leave. You constantly tell me we don't know what you would do without me.....well your time is about up Assessment Team. Don't mess with my child or my $$$$ because that constitutes me to act certified GEMINI

To Manly Beast better knows as my Dad's wife : Glad you recognized that me and my sisters aren't to be f'd with. We kept giving you warnings and did you take heed? Nope, so it served you right that we rolled up in there like some Gangsta B's told Daddy to take a seat because we was going to handle that disrespectable mess once and for all. Did you think MY DAD was going to take your side against his flesh and blood daughters. So 2 Sad 2 BAD .....Be MAD if you want to but I bet you won't be disrespectable to me, my sisters, or our children ever again in your natural lifetime.....or next time you WILL FEEL the WRATH! TRUST. You also like how my sister pulled rank and had my DAD remind you that if leaves here tomorrow you get nothing, you take care of nothing, and you aren't anylegal paperwork so Guess what...You get NOThING!

To my child's sperm donor: Everytime I think of you I want to gag. You stupid idiot.....Your not worth my pen and paper or stamp.....Just know thanks to ME your SON is the BOMB but you will NEVER EVA know this MAN! Oh, and why is your family trying to hunt me down? I ain't hiding. They haven't done not one thing for Lil Tez in 8 years so they can just put that funky money on your books because we Cool

This whole post had me ROTFLMBAO. Girl, do you need some water or something stronger to cool down with?

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
To M: Why did you get a major 'tude with me on Tuesday? All I suggested that the schedule be change to reflect the fact that now we have 4 people in the office on Tuesday's and Friday's. Mentioning it the Friday prior is not the same as telling people the schedule is in effect. We can't read your mind and honestly all it would have taken was 2 seconds to change the stupid schedule.

To Upper Managament: So why is it today when I looked at this week's schedule, the times for Tuesday and Friday were changed. I bet M pointed that out to you and you thought that was the best ideal she ever had. Funny when I pointed this over sight out on Tuesday, I got major 'tude
But of course M has her head so far up your butt, you need a crow bar to get her out.


To M: You are starting to work my 2nd to last nerves. Is it that you're not use to working with black people? You seem to treat us a little differently then you treat everyone else. You treat us like you don't trust us or something. I'm watching my back cause I know you love to run to management about the slightest little thing. Just don't wave the knife to close to me, k?

[CrimsonTide4]

To the SAWRY AZZ MOFO who misdialed my cell at 5:22 AM
Next time at least say SOMETHING like "my bad or my fault or my apologies" before hanging up. Hell, I'll even take an OOPS!!!!!!!! You had betta be glad it was during my free minutes!!! Oh but I could not sleep last night at all and then just as I felt myself drifting, I heard that chit ring!!!!!!! Misdialing azz bastiiiiiiiiid!!!!!

[toocute]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
[That much facial hair on a woman is not cute!!!

Is this the same woman that wore the silver lipstick the other day???

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by toocute
Is this the same woman that wore the silver lipstick the other day???

GAWD NO!! LOL

[toocute]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
GAWD NO!! LOL

Good that didn't paint a pretty picture in my head

Silver lipstick and a goatee

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by toocute
Good that didn't paint a pretty picture in my head

Silver lipstick and a goatee

Awww dayum - that's a jacked up combination!!!! LMBO