|
» GC Stats |
Members: 329,748
Threads: 115,669
Posts: 2,205,169
|
| Welcome to our newest member, Alberttus |
|
 |
|
03-06-2003, 11:10 AM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: CA to VA to MD
Posts: 2,134
|
|
AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
__________________
We live today, only today and should live it carefully
for all we do, all we say..should kind and loving be!
|
03-06-2003, 11:14 AM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Homeownerville USA!!!
Posts: 12,897
|
|
I wanna pimp double slap the person who called me last night asking if I was mad at them because I didn't include them in ANY of my photos.
You deserve a pimp slap for even asking me such foolishness.
I want to pimp slap the person who came to my room bothering me after I told them an hour earlier that I did not want to be BOTHERED. DO YOU NOT SPEAKA NO ENGLISH NOR COMPREHENDA NO ENGLISH?  LEAVE ME ALONE! You need another pimp slap for asking me if I will want to be bothered tomorrow. WHAT KIND OF MORONIC isht is that? 
I want to pimp slap this sorry azz bell company for not fixing our bell or intercom sytem at work. I'm tired of going to other classrooms to get students out of class so they can check-out, go to the office or discipline. FIX THE DAYUM BELL SYSTEM!
__________________
ALPHA KAPPA ALPHA SORORITY, INCORPORATED Just Fine since 1908. NO EXPLANATIONS NECESSARY!
Move Away from the Keyboard, Sometimes It's Better to Observe!
|
03-06-2003, 01:36 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Atlanta y'all!
Posts: 5,894
|
|
|
Re: AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
RMBAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!
You just made a bad morning GREAT!! *lol*
CTFU!!!
__________________
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."
|
03-06-2003, 02:32 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: AT THE LIBRARY
Posts: 6,666
|
|
I gots more pimp slaps!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna pimp slap:
1. The whole Murder Inc. crew for thinking they're hot; they're hot alright, a HOT MESS
2. Anyone who still thinks they can't be infected with HIV/AIDS
3. G-Dub for thinking that focusing on Saddam Hussein would get America's minds off of Osama Bin Laden (I don't think so, President Stupid)
4. Females who get abortions like they done lost their minds!!!!
That's all I can think of for now. I'll post more soon!!!!!!!!
__________________
"Having a nasty attitude won't yield you the results you want when you want them; it'll just make people steer clear of you and your toxicity in order to keep from being contaminated by you and your nastiness."- Me
|
03-06-2003, 04:29 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 71
|
|
i would like to go back in time to pimp slap that parent from yesterday......
i can only imagine how difficult parenting must be, but....dude your child like speaks alien or something.....the counselor told me that she thought the child was possesed or was just speaking in tongue all this time...lol
yes ma'am, like i suggested in august, you need to take your child to the free speech therapy program at the unversity two blocks from your home......*slap*
yes ma'am, you MUST practice her speech articulation at HOME.....*slap-slap*
yes, it would be a good idea to change your hair appointment day, so that you can be present to participate in her therapy at school...*slappity-slap-slap*
__________________
100 Years of Service and Sisterhood
Alpha Kappa Alpha Soroity, Inc.
|
03-06-2003, 08:02 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 22,590
|
|
The woman who filed a POLICE REPORT because someone stole her PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH from work. **See DST in 3 minutes**
__________________
I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
|
03-06-2003, 09:13 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: THE HOME OF THE O.C.
Posts: 801
|
|
|
Re: AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
Oh no! No he didn't do that to my profizzle!
(puts vaseline on face)
IT'S ON!
|
03-06-2003, 10:39 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Ohio
Posts: 1,295
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by toocute
Speaking of the Maury show...I want to pimp slap the YOUNG lady that has been on 3 times and has brought on about 10 men for a paternity test for her baby. They all failed. That isht is nasty.
|
Yeah I pimp slap her for the ever man she brings on the show!!!!!!
|
03-06-2003, 10:39 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Across the tracks
Posts: 683
|
|
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP to Bush.
(I wish there were sound effects on here so I could make a "whup-shhht" sound......)
I know y'all been lining up to slap him already, and I was waiting my turn, but I can't hold it back any longer. My response to his speech tonight:
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for totally ignoring/not giving a isht about the American peoples' concerns.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for saying that we will go to war, with or without UN approval (aren't there international laws forbidding this?).
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for thinking that we can win this war without the help of our "allies". Talk about Public Enemy #1!
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to minimalize the guaranteed blood shed by saying that we will drop food and provide hospital care to the people of Iraq.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to play on our sympathies by trying to tie in Sept. 11th with Sadaam. NO evidence has been presented that indicates involvement by Sadaam or anyone else in Iraq. They don't even profess to have any.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for dancing around each and every pertinent question posed to him.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for cracking lame ass jokes with the press while I'm over here worrying about my life (and y'alls).
And one more FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP just for his overall appearance: the goofy ass walk, the ever present confused look on his face, the pregnant pause before every response because he has no clue what the f*ck he is doing. I just can't take this man seriously.
Sorry for the vent, y'all, but this man is truly playing God. If you missed the big event tonight, you didn't miss much. My advice is that we should all be on our knees praying at this point.
Last edited by Bamboozled; 03-06-2003 at 10:43 PM.
|
03-06-2003, 11:03 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: On a way to a breakthrough!!!
Posts: 1,580
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Bamboozled
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP to Bush.
(I wish there were sound effects on here so I could make a "whup-shhht" sound......)
I know y'all been lining up to slap him already, and I was waiting my turn, but I can't hold it back any longer. My response to his speech tonight:
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for totally ignoring/not giving a isht about the American peoples' concerns.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for saying that we will go to war, with or without UN approval (aren't there international laws forbidding this?).
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for thinking that we can win this war without the help of our "allies". Talk about Public Enemy #1!
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to minimalize the guaranteed blood shed by saying that we will drop food and provide hospital care to the people of Iraq.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to play on our sympathies by trying to tie in Sept. 11th with Sadaam. NO evidence has been presented that indicates involvement by Sadaam or anyone else in Iraq. They don't even profess to have any.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for dancing around each and every pertinent question posed to him.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for cracking lame ass jokes with the press while I'm over here worrying about my life (and y'alls).
And one more FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP just for his overall appearance: the goofy ass walk, the ever present confused look on his face, the pregnant pause before every response because he has no clue what the f*ck he is doing. I just can't take this man seriously.
Sorry for the vent, y'all, but this man is truly playing God. If you missed the big event tonight, you didn't miss much. My advice is that we should all be on our knees praying at this point.
|
We will just pimp slap him together. I can not understand why this man is our president. You know I bet the rest of the world looks at him and thinks, "he** no" I am not getting involved in any coalition he could be leading. I hope he just has enough sense to listen to the UN!
Last edited by Wonderful1908; 03-06-2003 at 11:51 PM.
|
03-06-2003, 11:28 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: VA, VA, wooooo!!!!
Posts: 5,935
|
|
|
i voted for al.. lol
COME BACK CLINTON!!!!!!
pimp slap to the ex for hitting up my friends b/c I told him to leave me the HELL alone.. lol
|
03-07-2003, 11:12 AM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 4,228
|
|
I got a few pimp slaps to give out....
I wanna pimp slap:
1. Bush for stating that the U.S. is a peace loving country (then why the hell are you dayum near declaring war????)
2. Crunch - stop assuming that folks wanna automatically renew their gym membership. Ya better ask somebody b/4 jacking for more $$.
__________________
1908 - 2008
A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.
|
03-07-2003, 01:57 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Working my 1 and 1/2 jobs!
Posts: 1,176
|
|
I'm back!!!
A big ol pimp slap to those hot heifers in the Transitional Living Program that I work with for not cleaning up that kitchen last night. You guys are supposed to be learning to live independently. I should not and will not remind supposed to be grown people about cleaning up behind themselves. If the 4 of you had just took 10 minutes from your oh so busy schedule of card playing, Black and Mild smoking, tying up the pay phone talking to some no-good man, and constantly breaking curfew to be with said man (who is married by the way!) that kitchen would have been clean!!
Back to Maury.....a pimp slap to the women and men who constantly come on the "Is he/she cheating? I cheated on my husband with his brother! and I'm 16 and pregnant, is my newlywed husband cheating?" shows and find out that the person IS cheating and THEN get back together with that person!! STOP wasting everybody's time with that isht!!
Another pimp slap goes to my class reunion planning committee. Why are all our events at the VFW club? See, here in MI the VFW members have a hall that the public uses and it's real roomy and really nice looking and well kept up. The VFW club back in MS is not roomy, and looks like that juke joint on The Color Purple. That being said, a pimp slap to myself for still thinking about going.
__________________
Diaper spelled backwards is repaid. Think about it. ~ my mother-in-law
|
03-07-2003, 11:18 PM
|
|
GreekChat Member
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Becoming The Woman I'm Striving To Be!
Posts: 519
|
|
I wanna pimp slap
The writers of Dawson's Creek for making the last season AWFUL
My school for having potholes everywhere!
And of course, George Bush- for being so dumb!!!
|
03-08-2003, 04:08 AM
|
|
Super Moderator
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: On the beach. Well....not really but near it. :0)
Posts: 13,569
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The woman who filed a POLICE REPORT because someone stole her PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH from work. **See DST in 3 minutes**
|
Ok, now that was FUNNY!
And now, may I present my Pimp Slap List 2003
1. G-Dubb...it's already been said.
2. The waitress at Denny's (yes, it was 2am and I just left school and I was hungry) who SAW me sit down BY MYSELF, saw that I was ready to order in the 1st 20 seconds I was there, I had to flag her a$$ after she passed by me 5 times while I was looking dead at her No, I didn't tip her.
3. The chick who walked into me and didn't say excuse me but as soon as I said "Excuse you!" she turned around and got all scared and mumbled "excuse me" like a mouse.
4. The girl behind the counter at the dancewear store who gave me snooty attitude when I inquired about ice skating tights in darker colors. They don't carry them in the store and I wanted to special order them. I got tired of her REAL quick and just said "Look, just give me the name of the company who sells the tights and I will call them myself!" He manager overheard that  Needless to say the girl doesnt work there anymore.
__________________
Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Inc. ** Greater Service, Greater Progress Since 1922
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
