HC when your paycheck is not right and it's
THEIR fault...why do
YOU have to prove it???
GIVE ME MY F'N CHECK!!!
HC when you call in your take-out Chinese food...you can go like 3 hours later and the SHIZNIT is not ready????
HC half the time they are like "What you order?" WHY THE #&(# did I take the time to call in my order??? What was the purpose?
HC when you are sweeping the floor, you can NEVER get ALL the dirt up off the floor, it's always that little sliver that cakes up around the edge of the dustpan, and then you scoot it back, and sweep it again and it's still there...so you give up and spread it around???
HC I went to the hairdresser the other day and I wanted color and she told me to sign a waiver releasing her from any liability for damages (up to and including death), if she was to put any chemical in my hair?
HC HELLLSSS TO THE NAW, chick MOVE!!!
HC I would be the main one with a bald ass red scalp and she would be like, "OOPS, my bad...but that will be $45.00", and HC I would have to 'catch a charge"
HC I went to another girl who did my hair BEAUTIFULLY (it's burnt orange ya'll, but I love it!!), but this nutcase charged me $65...maybe I just haven't gotten color in a while...but since WHEN do MOFOs charge an arm and two kidneys for a hairstyle in Columbia, SC...where do they think we are?
HC my cousin had a beautiful baby girl yesterday (I am in love), and the photographer came to take pictures today,and he was touching her all in her face...
HC WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!!
HC he looked at me funny when I told him to wash his hands (I didn't say it nasty)...but HC I don't know you from Gilbert Grape...I don't know where your nasty hands have been, come in there touching people 'chillun' with your nasty hands!!
HC I saw this guy at the bank that I went to high school with who used to be FAT AS ALL OUTDOORS, he has lost sooo much weight, and I said "Gosh you have lost a lot of weight since high school"
HC he said "Gosh you have gained a lot of weight since high school"
HC SCREW YOU, because you are still black and ugly as ever, however, I am still ONESAVVYDIVA!!! (YA HEARD!)
HC people go on and on about how pretty I am to be big?
HC I just can't be pretty?
HC I have had an interesting day????