Open Letter pt 2 - Page 3

prospectiverushee · #31 02-22-2003, 12:42 AM

To the owners of Classmates.com: I thank you from the bottom for my heart for giving us your site. I found a friend on there not to long ago and it was like we never lost touch. Thank you thank you thank you.

To the Girl Scout org: Thank you for making Thin Mints. They made me feel all better Thursday

To Justin Timberlake: Thanks for making the song "Cry Me A River." Everytime one of my customers whines to me about how unfair it is that they have to pay for software support, I just have the urge to start singing "Cry Me A River."

librasoul22 · #32 02-24-2003, 01:52 AM

To...

Kelly Rowland - Um...sweetheart? Next time, lipsync...thanks.

Aretha - OMG. WTF. You looked like an enormous tinkerbell. Whoever your stylist is? Fire them immediately.

Ashanti - You looked really nice, and even surprised me with a good performance.

Alicia Keys - Now you know you are my girl, right? That's why I'ma be the one to tell you. What you had on was NOT cute. At ALL. Still love ya though. Just don't wear that mess again.

Justin Timberlake - NO MO GOATEE. And was that supposed to be a part in your hair? Cut it loose.

*N Sync - GREAT PERFORMANCE!

Erykah Badu - LOL. Next time go to rehearsal!!

Confucius · #33 02-24-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

To librasoul22 I was having one of those days, I feel much better today.

Baby4538 · #34 02-26-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
To...

Erykah Badu - LOL. Next time go to rehearsal!!

Erykah Badu - Shave those pits, girl. This isn't France!!

Ideal08 · #35 03-02-2003, 10:22 PM

1) To the city of Washington, D.C. and surrounding greater metro area: FILL THE #^(%!&$ POTHOLES!!!!! Just cuz you THINK it's gonna snow again means NOTHING!!! NOTHING!! You aren't going to compensate anyone when they blow a tire, are you? Let alone a cracked rim? HUH? ARE YOU? I ain't think so. You are on my last friggin' nerve. I'm not asking for a complete job. You can fill them in with the little black tar rocks, and actually pave when the weather breaks. But you are going to have to do something. I'm about a minute away from harrassing the mayor. Put an H on your chest and Handle your business.

2) To the owners of the store that I work at part-time: I am trying to figure out exactly what I want to say to y'all's simple behinds. SIMPLE, y'all some simple @$$es, I swear. First of all, you fired our manager. Now, WHY do you feel the need to explain your actions to me? I am just a lowly part-time employee who works an average of one day per week. I have been working at this store since September, and I'm just now meeting one of you? All so you can explain to me why you fired our manager with no notice? MAKE ME SICK!!!!! You ain't got to explain nothin' to me!! What? You feelin' insecure about your decision? You wanna pacify me? Man, bunk yall!!!!!!!!! And how DARE you come up in the store AFTER closing to TALK????? What? You thought I was gon' stay late to TALK to you???? MOFO I have to go to my REAL job!!!

You have a lot of friggin' nerve. And THEN to insult my intelligence by tellin' me you need to come and observe how I offer discount cards???

Did you ever tell me how you wanted them offered????? Huh? I ain't think so. Then you really have no room to complain on how I offer them, do you? That's what I thought. No, I won't be at the mandatory staff meeting next week. But you can best believe that I will leave a list of concerns and questions to be read in my absence. Y'all some busters, for real. Ooh, I'm so mad at you I could scream. But it's cool. I might have to say good-bye to the discount that I love so much. And I do love the discount. But I might have to say toodles to y'all. Oh, and don't think I don't know y'all read that book, The 48 Laws of Power. Y'all are str8 operating under laws in that book. I am not fooled. But guess what? I'm reading it, too. Busters.

WHEW!!! I feel so much better after typing all of that out!!!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #36 03-02-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Ideal08
1) To the city of Washington, D.C. and surrounding greater metro area: FILL THE #^(%!&$ POTHOLES!!!!! Just cuz you THINK it's gonna snow again means NOTHING!!! NOTHING!! You aren't going to compensate anyone when they blow a tire, are you? Let alone a cracked rim? HUH? ARE YOU? I ain't think so. You are on my last friggin' nerve. I'm not asking for a complete job. You can fill them in with the little black tar rocks, and actually pave when the weather breaks. But you are going to have to do something. I'm about a minute away from harrassing the mayor. Put an H on your chest and Handle your business.

The same goes for CHARLOTTE, NC

Potholes in my lawn was a cute little ditty but it is not cute when my new tires go over those mofos. There are more POTHOLES than STREET!!

1savvydiva · #37 03-03-2003, 05:23 AM

To LM: When you say you are going to do something, please DO IT!!! Is that too much to ask? If you weren't going to come through, that's all you had to say, you could have taken 2 seconds to call and let me know.

To the Federal Government: Thank you for supporting my college endeavor. I mean, I know I have to pay ya'll back and err'thang, but if it weren't for you, I'd probably still be working at JC Penney, (not that there's anything wrong with that!

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To my OLDASS Auntie from Jersey: Thank you for not be stubborn yet again this year and realizing that you are NOT too old to travel, and actually you get around better than most 40year olds. I am soo happy that the family reunion is here this year, I get to see a lot of my family in one place, that I wouldn't have gotten to see because I am taking classes this summer.

To Mo: How many different ways can I say i just wanna be friends? How many times can I tell you that you aren't getting any? Just because we used to be cool freshman year, and you suddenly "realize" what I mean to you, doesn't mean I can automatically revert back to those feelings. Please stop begging, it's getting quite aggravating. When you told me back then that you didn't want a relationship, did I keep bugging you and pursuing the issue? NO, because that would have gotten old! That's what you are doing to me!!! It's getting to the point that I don't even want to talk to you, you are ruining our friendship.

To EVERYONE ON EARTH: If for some reason you feel the urge to take a trip to the ER at 3am for something stupid...it is IMPERATIVE that you brush your teeth first. I growing quite weary of speaking to people with back pain/headaches, etc, and their breath is HOT!!!

I could understand if you were having a heart attack or something, but damn! PERSONAL HYGIENE IS OF THE HIGHEST PRIORITY!!!

To parents of small children: Please realize that when you come out in the cold to the ER at 3em (right behind the guy with the yuck-mouth), with your sick child (cough, fever, congestion, runny nose), and they don't have on a coat/hat/shoes...THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY ARE SICK!!!Dumbass...

To the girl who came in a few minutes ago: If you cannot SPELL pregnant, you do not need to be engaging in activities where you can BECOME pregnant. Please don't present to my ER with a complaint of "stumik hurts, might be pregit" ANYMORE (and I am not lying, if I had a scanner here, I would upload her sign-in sheet). GO READ A BOOK!!

Confucius · #38 03-03-2003, 02:40 PM

The Past Three Posts. Thank you for crackin me up today! And Pittsburgh has a ton of those darn potholes!!

To Employer: I am smiling in your face because I am about to be out cuz' I got a new job.

I thank the Lord everyday that I have the opportunity to better myself and not be stuck taking orders from your fake azz.

librasoul22 · #39 03-03-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
"stumik hurts, might be pregit"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOMG. This was the FUNNIEST thing I have seen all freaking day!

To Vivian Green: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tour down south. Your album is HOTNESS and I would love to see you live.

To STALKER:

STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I AM CLOSE TO WHOOPING AZZ NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!

To Caller ID: THANK GOD FOR YOU!!! DAYUM!

CrimsonTide4 · #40 03-04-2003, 09:36 AM

To The Class Reunion Planning Committee: WHY IN THE HAYLE is the REUNION the WEEKEND of my BIRTHDAY!!!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY is the FIRST EVENT on my BIRTHDAY?!!?!?!?!?! How come you cluckas are so last minute? How come you all betta have some bomb events and not this BS AZZ "meet and greet" -- I went to school with you all why do I need to MEET you?!?!!?!?! Also PROM II -- I HATED PROM I so WTH am I being tortured one mo gin?!!?!!?!?!?!?

I need the COLORED COALITION that were the "leaders" of my class to be more creative!! I want a CRUISE!!! I want FUN!!!

Oh and can I get you mofos to learn how to accept help when it was OFFERED SIX and TWO DAMN YEARS AGO!!!! Why in the HAYLE did you wait until 8 months before the reunion to try and LOOK for folks let alone PLAN the reunion??????????

you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

dem mofos done got my pressure up.

(not really). . . need to decide if I want to attend, but I do wanna see some of the folks who did not graduate with us at our school.

treblk · #41 03-04-2003, 10:46 AM

To every single last post: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ADDING SOME HUMOR TO MY MORNING!!!!

To my Roomie: You are a Blessing. I don't know what I would do with out you in my life. I hope you know that.

To AB: I miss you everyday and hope your looking down on me. I love you today as much as when we met. You were my ture Bestfriend. R.I.P

To my housemate, maybe we can be friends again when you move with Mo or where ever, but now, I don't think I like you much. Maybe it's me, but regardless, yea, we need to be apart.

To my job. thanks for having me here for the 2 years. Sometimes I don't know if I'm leaving or staying, but thanks for being there.

And can some one please explain to me why all DC service staff have some of the phynest men. DCPD, the Firemens, the EMT. I swear, I've been here for about 4 years and I've yet to see an ugly man. Thank you

CrimsonTide4 · #42 03-04-2003, 11:39 AM

To the WOMAN @ Red Lobster this past Saturday: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ you for wearing USED OVERALLS in 2003. Didn't those mofos go out of production back in 91 at the latest? But there you were stylin' and profilin' like you were the FIRST on the block to rock those mofos. They were crisply ironed and everything. Oh and let us not forget your BELT with the overalls. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks padna I sho appreciated that laugh. If you were not sure if my companions and I were laughing @ you, now you know.

EDITED!!

To Kaukasian Nupe Welcome to GC!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ your screenname/line name.

mo_mo17 · #43 03-08-2003, 02:05 AM

To My Lord and Savior: I knew you would take care of me!!! I always put my faith in you and I am blessed!

To These Job People: Thank God!! Thank you for this opportunity. I will not let you down!!!!!

To OA: DAMN!!! I was only going to get my hair done!!!! I mean really. It's not like it's the end of the world. Yet again, selfishness remains. When does it end. Did you really expect me to go hanging out and getting my hair done when my professor wants me to hand in a major assignment tonight?!?!? No I think not. You'd do the same thing. Let's try to put things in perspective.

TO CM: You know what, if my opinion is not important to you, don't bother call, write or visits. I know PLENTY and I do mean PLENTY of people who would like to hear what I have to say. It's good to know though that you aren't worth my time and energy after I graduate!!!!!! I'd suggest to you that you apologize quick and in a hurry but oh yeah....my opinion's not counted, is it?

To Mom: Yeah I'm still mad about that super mario game.

TO ME: Shake these haters off girl. Don't let people rain on your parade!

NOWorNEVER · #44 03-21-2003, 11:28 AM

To my African American Religion Professor: You odd, geeky, unapproachable, pompous, jackass, uppity, know-it-all bastard! How dare you?!

If you can't handle a student speaking their mind or wanting an honest answer about why an essay was marked down, then perhaps education isn't your calling. Like I said and mean, you expect too much from a 200 level class. How dare you get pissed off and walk away while I'm the middle of talking to you when I pay $11,000 per year to be here. What kind of teacher are you? Yes, I realize you created the class, designed it, and picked out the texts! Who gives a rat's ass? And you called me arrogant?

Get a doctorate and get over it. You still SUCK as a teacher and hon, there's always room for improvement. Who am I? I'm someone who has to listen to you lecture for 15 minutes about theory before breaking up into WACK discussion groups when you should be focusing more on actual history. Don't get mad cause I told you one text book would have been sufficient. Don't get mad cause I offered suggestions. If you didn't hear it yesterday, you sure as hell would be hearing it at the end of the semester for evaluations. And don't get mad cause got told what needed to be said in front of the class. You were the one who wanted to meet early in the class so you knew other people would be there. This ain't over. If I get one more questionable grade in your class because you don't like me, please believe I'm reporting your ass to the religious studies department head.

*whew...had to get that off my chest*

MeezDiscreet · #45 03-23-2003, 12:53 PM

YO' ALARM IS TOO DAYUM SENSITIVE!!! my window faces the parking lot and for the last 4 days, i have had to hear that noise and it's making me crazy!! your alarm shouldn't go off if someone walks by it. and, i think your alarm has a personal vendetta against me. every time i lay down it goes off...every time i enter my kitchen, it goes off...your car is a shepherd for the devil!! it's plain evil!! and you had better not complain when you read all of those letters people have stuck on your windshield. what good is that alarm doing you anyway if you can't even hear it???