Things you say instead of cursing

[Baby4538]

Always used "Bull Skit" instead of of Bull Sh**.

[Eirene_DGP]

LOL....I have a few.

What the Freak Nasty- WTF
God Bless 'em or God bless America- God D*mnit
Son of a biscuit-Son of a b*tch
What the fudge-WTF
Mother Bumper-Mother F'er
Oh ship- Oh sh*t
Bull snazzy-Bull sh*t
Hot lamb-Hot d*mn

[Honeykiss1974]

I use "FUNK" too. As in "what the funk, or that's funked up".

[Mz Destiny]

Dang Nabbit or Gosh Darnit for G** D***it!! lol

[jll79]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The only ones I use regularly are mofo and mickyfricky.

I still use MOFO when I try to curb my cursing.

I also use Muther trucker instead of MutherF---er....I got that from the movies that were edited for T.V. like when Boyz in the Hood came on regular T.V.

Instead of B--ch....I say Beast.

[Dionysus]

Booty-p***y or d***
For the love of mother earth-For the love of G*d
Wench-b***h
Mary & Joeseph-J*sus Chr*st
flucking or funk-f**king or f**k


and CTFU @ "nypical tiggers", "tihsllub", and "butt-wipe".

[blackerican]

. ..I love to say "Fiddle Faddle"!!! I know that its sounds stupid but, when I'm around my son or younger people I say it instead of cursing. I also say "Ding-Dang". For example, my husband was in the kitchen on day and picked up a pot the wrong way and spilled my famous marinara (sp?) sauce instead of saying "put the f*cking thing down...I said "Oh!! Fiddle-faddle, would you put the Ding-Dang pot down!!!!!! See what I mean..it gets the point across

[lil_sunshine]

My Work-Study supervisor likes to say, "Motherflower." My Jamaican co-worker, whom I call Shorty Doo Wop , likes to say, "Mother bleephole and cheese and whiskers." Anytime they say that stuff, I CTFU for a long time until my face turns red. We work in an after-school program for junior high school students and we try to be good role models by not cursing, even though they think they grown and wanna curse up a storm. We make them pay a quarter for each curse that's said throughout the day. Some of them cheap mickiefrickies leave IOU's instead of quarters when they don't have the money. How is it they don't have money to pay for their random cursewords but they have money to buy junk food to stuff their faces with and rot out their brains???

[MMB-DST]

Originally posted by blackerican
. ..I love to say "Fiddle Faddle"!!! I know that its sounds stupid but, when I'm around my son or younger people I say it instead of cursing. I also say "Ding-Dang". For example, my husband was in the kitchen on day and picked up a pot the wrong way and spilled my famous marinara (sp?) sauce instead of saying "put the f*cking thing down...I said "Oh!! Fiddle-faddle, would you put the Ding-Dang pot down!!!!!! See what I mean..it gets the point across

Do y'all know i just figured out what CTFU means. Am i slow or what? Anyhoo, I use:

Got-Dag-Gone-it instead of -God D*mn-it

and of course --Mother-Father instead of M-F

but, I admit sometimes i do slip up... People get on my darn nerves sometimes....

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by Mz Destiny
Dang Nabbit or Gosh Darnit for G** D***it!! lol

Hey, I use Dang Nabbit too.

I also use:
sugar honey ice tea = s***
mofo
heezy
flipping or blasted= f******

[Kimmie1913]

Originally posted by Reds6
I heard Cheese & Crackers instead of Jesus Christ

One of my chapter Sorors says "Cheese and Crackers" all the time as her substitution. Shoot, thanks to her it is spreading to other peole I know!

[abaici]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by strobelitehoney
[B]Yesterday, I was working with one of the study groups I tutor in the evening. these are 10-13 yr olds. So one of the kids couldn't quite grasp the solution that was at hand, and another little boy said, "Cheese and Rice" can you get anything right.
To say the least, I cracked up laughing and said, what did you say. He goes on to say Well that's what I say instead of saying



Well, one of my students simply exclaims CURSE WORD!

[BirthaBlue4]

Instead of sh*t...shabba (that's what he looks like...oh that wasn't nice

Instead of nig**r...negro.

Instead of mother f**ker...mother lover (heard that on TV when they edited a movie.)

[preciousjeni]

I ALWAYS say, "Mother of Pearl!"

[Jill1228]

I usually let it all hang out...yup I can drop an F bomb faster than Tony Soprano

But when I need to use alternate:

"friggin" and "fudge" for the F word
Shoot for the S word
Oh yeah I use Negro because I don't use the other word