Random Pubic Hair Rant

[absolutuscchick]

This thread is freaking hilarious!

[Optimist Prime]

haha

[James]

hrmm

[ADPiShannan]

Since everyone seems to touch on the down south region I will add a story to the mix.

Before I met my hubby senior yr in HS, I was dating another guy who was on the swim team. They were heading for state championships and could possibly win it, so they got together and I kid you not, had a group shave. It was a group of all guys in the locker room and then all girls in the other locker room, and they all shaved. The guys shaved EVERYTHING, I mean everythign, hair off head, arms, legs, back, chest, and then down south. They all shaved their pubes, then took turns shaving their butts. Now my ex was kind of manly so him and two of his friends were like no way, so now this is funny, but he went home and asked his mom to shave his butt for him. She told me and he confirmed. I about died. I just cant imagine shaving everything because it takes off like 000002 of a second or something off your swim times.

Plus all these swim guys shaving their pubes and backs and all that. EWWWW..... Needless to say I saw him naked in his shaven glory and we didnt date much longer after that. ha ha. I met my hubby and ditched the ex for the hubby lol....

[piphimaggie]

I have a story to add, believe me, the experience was truly horrifying, BOTH TIMES. I've just gotten into cycling and as luck would have it, there's a 15mile bike trail not far from where I live. Fabulous...only you have to veer around little kids and walkers...and runners. Normally this isnt a problem, you let them know you're there and they more safely out of your way and you do your part to make sure you're doing the same. This day, have a great pace going, weather is warm, but nice....and suddenly there he is: the rippling wonder. I guess it was a little warm but the sun was setting so I see no reason for the shirt to have been off on this 50 year old man....but unfortunately it was...and he was all greasy, sweaty, glimmering in the sun <---you know, in a bad way. So I'm kind of becoming mesmerized by this jiggling shiny object rapidly becoming closer and closer to me and then I notice it.........I swear to you he had patches of pubic hair on his BACK.....
Like I said I normally try my best to say that I'm approaching but for the life of me I couldnt say a word because I was so horrified....I did manage, however, to not run into Jabba the Hut. I say this happened twice because I unfortunately encountered him again on my way home and to avoid personal injury, I had to force myself to look away.


...the things you'll see on a bike trail....who would've known....

[GeekyPenguin]

I dated a swimmer in high school. I was most sad about the loss of his pretty brown hair and having to look at that awful buzz cut for the months after state.

And he was an All-American so obviously it helps.

[emperorclb]

LMAO piphimaggie that story was funny!!

[James]

ttt

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

that guy would probably be my roommate. There are times where I just want to take a lighter and burn off the 15 to 20 hairs he grows on his face. Blech.

I have a "bald spot" on my upper lip from some accident when I was in Jr High- so never will I grow a mustach. I'm content with my goatee.

Originally posted by James
I'm walking down the hallway the other day and I see this guy I know and he's got something wrong with his face, like a wierd disease on his chin . . . I wanted to go up to him and ask what was up but I didn't want to him to feel bad so I go up to this sorority girl that knows him . . . and she says he grew a goatie, and I'm like Oh, he's growing a beard? And she's like no, he already grew a goatie.

She's kind of blunt so she leans in and whispers: no one has the heart to tell him it looks like he has pubic hair implants on his face, like the "hair club" for men . . .

Ok, so this is for the guys . . .

Look, if you don't have enough Testosterone to DHT conversion (those are hormones that give you male secondary sex characteristics) to give you THICK HAIR GROWTH . . .

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, grow little curly pubic hair like things on your chin!!

I mean sheez, do you know how stupid it looks when you are trying for the unshaven lumberjack style and getting the 13 year old pre-puberty, pre-voice change, little virgin with a small penis appearance?

I know, I know, the media has spent a lot of time and effort portraying pubes on your chin as cute, but did you ever stop to think that the people that invent those styles are mostly middlae age men with same sex orientation that are no doubt wondering what you look like with your pants off? So they figured out a way of getting a sneak peek by having you advertise on your chin?

I mean I am so not into hazing but if some new members were to come forward with pubic hair on their chins like some athlete's foot fungus . . . I would almost have to haze them within an inch of their lives . . . or give them steroids, or ask them to Ritually shave one another . . . oops wrong movie.

So anyway, final word of caution:

If its going to be curly, fuzzy, in some wierd color, someone could refer to it as pubic hair, or it looks like that a girl would be waxing befor e putting on a bikini don't let it infest your chins!

And if you do and we meet, expect me to laugh hysterically at you.

Don't be that guy . . .

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Kath is really into the sole (soul?) patch or flavor saver look, whatever you prefer to call it. She thinks it's super hot.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
Kath is really into the sole (soul?) patch or flavor saver look, whatever you prefer to call it. She thinks it's super hot.

SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK!

[James]

Must be shared with new people.

[icelandelf]

Oh God this is so not the thread I expected to pull up at midnight!!!

[James]

Hopefully it made you chuckle.

Originally Posted by icelandelf

Oh God this is so not the thread I expected to pull up at midnight!!!

[PrettyBoy]

LMAO at this whole thread.