Favorite GC member quotes - Page 3

tickledpink · #31 11-22-2001, 02:35 AM

My favorite came from a conversation in the Greek Life forum called Moderators? in June 2000. This was the first post that ever had me ROTFL.

Quote:

Originally posted by Panda Bear

We have whites, blacks, greens, blues, purples, and everyone else in my sorority. ZetaAce, you're right...I just won't read any of those! Anyway, thanks for your input!

Quote:

Originally posted by Zeta Ace

... can you please post a picture of your sorority? I am very interested in seeing the green, blue, & purple people!!

ZetaAce

IowaHawkeye · #32 11-22-2001, 03:05 AM

haha, my bad this time - i remembered Billy's Ho be lookin like a predator thread from a week ago, i completely forgot about lifesavers "Rhonda"

lifesaver · #33 11-27-2001, 06:13 PM

This isnt a GC thing, but I found it funny....

Chatting with my sister at thanksgiving and she told me about this really cool co-worker of hers who happens to be a "little person". So we were chatting about "Cami" and was telline me that she was at a party a few weeks back and got to meet Cami's family and friends, etc. Well she met one of Cami's friends from HS and he was a little person too. He was cool also. Anyway, later thanksgiving day my sister and I are watching the Discovery Health Channel and there was a show on "little people" which is what get us talking in the first place. So were watching the show and in the middle of it, my very PC sister bursts out with;

"Hey, I know that midget!"

I am like WTF?

Turns out it was Cami's friend that she had met at that party. But it was so funny because it took me by complete surprise. I mean who busts out with the, "Hey I know that midget?"

Thrillhouse · #34 12-18-2001, 01:48 PM

My fav is one from ksigrc when talking about olympic events:

the events:
1 - Pinch and squeel
2 - Whack-a-Mole
3 - Parking Cone Houdini
4 - Donkey Punching (level 1)
5 - Hugh Grant Backseat Bingo
6 - Backdoor Banditos
7 - Marv Albert's Fine Dining
8 - Thinking Outside the Box
9 - Charlie Sheen's Investment Tips
10- Mag-lite Maestro

lifesaver · #35 12-18-2001, 09:18 PM

I loved this thread a few months back from the chit chat room titled, "What are you afraid of?" about clowns... posted by imsohappythatiama:

I just want to say that I am so glad that other people are terrified of clowns. My fiance teases me mercifully because I am terrified--TERRIFIED--of clowns. Heretofore, the only other "person" that I knew to be afraid of clowns was Kramer on Seinfeld...which did not give me much support.

Let me tell you a few clown stories....

(2) Poltergeist. That damn crocheted clown doll pulls the little girl under the bed, and won't let her up again. Horrifying.

(3) The movie, "It." That Pennywise is enough to send me to the hospital, I swear to God. Once I had to lie down on the floor and breathe into a bag because I was flipping through the channels and there was that darn clown Pennywise flapping his big lips. It's giving me the sweats just thinking about it now.

(4) John Wayne Gacy. Don't bring that one up. Ugh. The horror.

(5)That clown in the background of the Christina Aquilera "What a Girl Wants" video. La-la-la, nice video, Christina and gal pals dancing, and then WHAM!!! Big scary clown mannequin the the background! Utterly uncalled for and upsetting! I can't watch that video, because I never can remember which part has the clown in it, and it always sneaks up on me and scares the poo out of me. Ugh.

(6) Clowns hiding the crowd. Why are they always doing that? Like just this morning, I was watching the Today show, and jolly Al Roker is out there shaking hands with the crowd, and the camera is panning faces in the crowd, and them WHAM! There is a big clown face. What's up with that? I don't need that kind of stress in the morning! I spilled my coffee all over my blouse and had to change my outfit. Darn those clowns!

(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH. Too funny.... Still cracks me up

James · #36 12-18-2001, 09:54 PM

That is hysterical though . . . don't they have desensitization for that? Like maybe just showing you a clown shoe at first, then working up to a picture, then maybe viewing a clown through binoculars . . . .

shopgirl · #37 12-18-2001, 09:59 PM

(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!![/

LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sitting here laughing out loud...THAT'S A GREAT STORY!!!

SATX*APhi · #38 04-10-2003, 01:56 AM

I just ran across this and

He just makes me laugh!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Just what the heck is elite?

ANY GREEK on the campus is ELITE!!!!!! Some are larger than others! Just like a mans penis, some are larger than others!

It is not what you do with it but what you can be a part of it or not!

SATX*APhi · #39 04-10-2003, 01:57 AM

I know there's been a lot of funny stuff lately. Feel free to add!

greeklawgirl · #40 04-10-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by lifesaver
I loved this thread a few months back from the chit chat room titled, "What are you afraid of?" about clowns... posted by imsohappythatiama:

Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!

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Oh, my Lord I've read this story several times before today and it still cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

I'm sitting here in my cubicle--eyes watering and shaking all over--from trying to not cackle uncontrollably!

I'm afraid of clowns too, but I don't think I would have such a violent reaction. Then again, I've never been in a similar situation and after reading this story I pray I never will be!

Whew! Thanks for the laugh, guys.

Peaches-n-Cream · #41 04-10-2003, 01:08 PM

I still like that Barbie thread. Ken's a bitch.

FiReKraCkEr · #42 04-10-2003, 04:28 PM

"Krystal's makes hamburgers... Cristal makes champagne. "
by CarolinaCutie

#43 04-10-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shopgirl
(7) Okay, here is the funniest. You won't believe that my fiance is marrying me after you read this one! When he and I were first dating, he took me to Chicago for a special weekend, and we went to the Museum of Art there, which is incredible. As we made our way toward the Modern Art wing of the museum, we kept hearing this bizarre moaning that was on a loop tape. It just moaned over and over. So we heard this moaning for maybe 30 minutes, and it was driving me crazy, so I said, "Hey, let's go see where that moaning is coming from--it's probably performance art, or something." Now, my fiance doesn't like performance art, but he went with me, and we found the source of the moaning. It was like this little fun house of mirrors, and you had to go into it and push this button, and a film (plus the moaning soundtrack would start up). I was feeling kind of romantic, because it was a dark little secluded area, and I was smooching my fiance (then boyfriend) in this little hall of mirrors-like place when he hit the button, and all of a sudden--I KID YOU NOT--on about 15 screens all around me, were different movies of clowns. A clown getting run over by a bus. A clown sitting on toilet, taking a dump. A clown biting a man's nose off. A clown punching another clown in the stomach. Those are the only ones I can remember, but there were more. And the wailing, my God, the wailing! So I immediately start to cry and hyperventilate. I had not told my then-boyfriend about my clown psychosis, and so he grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me to see what is wrong .. . and I throw up all over him, and then pass out in a slump on the floor. To sum up the rest of the story, he has to drag me out of the hall of mirrors thing, and lay me out on the floor in the middle of the art museum, and an ambulance comes and gives me oxygen. It was HORRIBLE! The most embarassing moment of my adult life.

And THAT, friends, is WHY CLOWNS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!![/

BEST.....POST.....EVER!!!

Kitso
KS 361

Peaches-n-Cream · #44 04-10-2003, 08:50 PM

How could I forget?

KABM attacks his television with a chainsaw.

Check it out! lol!

CutiePie2000 · #45 04-11-2003, 12:37 AM

Who can forget the infamous Lifesaver's thread, God, this is off color?!:

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Originally posted by lifesaver
OK.....
<lifesaver climbing up on top of a table in the GC cafeteria and shouts over the roar of conversation>

I am sorry! I am sorry! I AM SORRY for ever starting this thread. Who knew it would end up here. I just wanted to know if I should worry about my package stank. I now know more than I wanted to know, as I sit here with my junk marinating in a glass of pineapple juice.