Funniest/Strangest Rumor about your Chapter

[UGAalum94]

Originally Posted by die Tote

Just heard this one last night. Some guy said that when his uncle pledged to the fraternity, he had to swallow 25 goldfish and that he could feel them swimming around for about a month.

Don't know why he actually beleives this, We only make them swallow 5.

I was at a high school soccer game with a guy I was dating at the time so I wasn't particularly connected to either team and have no insight into school culture. This one group of fans were swallowing goldfish whenever their team scored. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. They were doing it apparently voluntarily.

[southernsugar]

That we lied about where our semi-formal was and photoshopped the pictures on facebook (yeah, all 2000 something of them, by guys and girls). Go figure.

[gphifoxAL]

There are a bunch about different sororities on our campus. During recruitment, we had to write down all the rumors we heard about the different sororities (some are funny, some are kinda mean).

One girl thought there was a sorority that made their girls sleep in a coffin and drink animal blood before they could be initiated.

There was the one where a certain sorority made their girls get naked, sit on paper towels and watch porn and the first one to 'wet' the paper towel was dropped.

One was that the NMs of a sorority got saran-wrapped and had all their 'fat' circled.

And the ever-popular "those girls sleep with everyone".

And the other was that one sorority was the 'reject' sorority that bid on all the girls who didn't get bids from anyone else.

Of course, they're all false. Our campus gets on our asses about hazing like nobody's business.

[Fleur de Lis]

During recruitment, one of our members told a PNM that KKG stood for "Key to the Kingdom of God." LOL. Not sure if she just wanted to mess with the PNM or the chapter, though.

[IowaMullet]

Originally Posted by gphifoxAL

There was the one where a certain sorority made their girls get naked, sit on paper towels and watch porn and the

You are trash for merely posting that.

[rufio]

Originally Posted by IowaMullet

You are trash for merely posting that.

you are new and should shut your mouth.

[LucyKKG]

Originally Posted by Fleur de Lis

During recruitment, one of our members told a PNM that KKG stood for "Key to the Kingdom of God." LOL. Not sure if she just wanted to mess with the PNM or the chapter, though.

Ha! One of my bf's friends (who is always a jerk) said he'd tell me Sigma Pi secrets if I told him Kappa secrets. So I said, "KKG is Key to the Kingdom of God" and he goes "Wait, really?" Lol PSYCHE! He was just joking, but it was funny.

[cali_gossip]

Originally Posted by gphifoxAL

There was the one where a certain sorority made their girls get naked, sit on paper towels and watch porn and the first one to 'wet' the paper towel was dropped.

[SWTXBelle]

Originally Posted by IowaMullet

You are trash for merely posting that.

Oh. My. GreekChat is probably not going to be for you. Is there a Greek Chat Junior Weenie? Whatever you do, DON'T go to Dating and Relationships . . .

[WaxOff]

The only rumor I remember about my chapter was that it involved my Big Brother. The rumor first started that he had slept with every girl in 2 of the prominent houses on campus. Then it grew to the point that a girl couldn't be initiated into either house without sleeping with him first. He was a God among men

As far as the rumors surrounding the Sinfonian Serenade are concerned. They're not rumors, they're all facts. but don't quote me on that

[gphifoxAL]

Originally Posted by gphifoxAL

There was the one where a certain sorority made their girls get naked, sit on paper towels and watch porn and the first one to 'wet' the paper towel was dropped...

...Of course, they're all false. Our campus gets on our asses about hazing like nobody's business.

Like I said. All false. I was surprised when I heard this girl say that rumor as well, but it's clearly a fabrication of a made-up story about hazing. My school watches over greek life very carefully to make sure we don't haze.

Please don't call me trash when you've only seen one thing I've written, that I didn't even start in the first place.

[Canadian]

My favorites,

"So Kappa Sigma is an all gay fraternity" (nothing against gays, it was just strange to be asked that).
"So I join, you pay my tuition and I pay you back when I die?" (we're not Skull and Bones people)

[LucyKKG]

Originally Posted by gphifoxAL

Please don't call me trash when you've only seen one thing I've written, that I didn't even start in the first place.

Don't mind him. He's just silly.

[sarahsmilehawk]

Originally Posted by gphifoxAL

There are a bunch about different sororities on our campus. During recruitment, we had to write down all the rumors we heard about the different sororities (some are funny, some are kinda mean).

One girl thought there was a sorority that made their girls sleep in a coffin and drink animal blood before they could be initiated.

There was the one where a certain sorority made their girls get naked, sit on paper towels and watch porn and the first one to 'wet' the paper towel was dropped.

One was that the NMs of a sorority got saran-wrapped and had all their 'fat' circled.

And the ever-popular "those girls sleep with everyone".

And the other was that one sorority was the 'reject' sorority that bid on all the girls who didn't get bids from anyone else.

Of course, they're all false. Our campus gets on our asses about hazing like nobody's business.

I've heard of all these. It might be productive to have PNMS do this little exercise at the beginning of recruitment and let rho chis make it clear that they are all false. It could demonstrate the silliness of girls' preconceived notions and encourage them to go in with an open mind.

[ktb]

It seems like all the posts on JuicyCampus for my school are about Greek Life, or specific people in Greek Life. Majority of the posts are things like ranking the sororities or fraternities but its easy to tell which house wrote them which is sad.

One of my favorite topics on Juicy was about FIJIs and how mysterious they are. One person said they think the FIJI chapter room is shaped like a star and its under their basketball court, another person wrote that their FIJI rings they all wear is the 'key to get into the chapter room.'