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[pshsx1]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours

Second!!

Lotion helps.

I'm not excited to face my post-No Shave November manscape...

[Dionysus]

I've always wondered how masturbation is too much masturbation for a woman. And if it's normal to nearly lose your mind because you haven't done so in a week and a half.

Actually one of my friends asked that, I'm asking that on her behalf.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

too much masturbation

[Sisco Kid]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

I've always wondered how masturbation is too much masturbation for a woman. And if it's normal to nearly lose your mind because you haven't done so in a week and a half.

Yeah, I think for a guy wigging off can be too much. I can use last week as an example. I don't usually wig with my hand, I usually use a sock. I roll it up and put it on my johnson, then I lay on the floor or the bed and dry hump. It feels awesome, but last week I just didn't have enough time to wash the sock. If it's not washed, it gets a build up of spew, which gets pretty hard and crusty when it dries, and if I wig long enough in a sock caked up with dried up spew inside, it sometimes cuts my dick. I have a pretty nasty scab on it now from wigging off. It's kind of like a rug burn. The bad thing about it is I can't wig off again until it heals.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Sisco Kid

Yeah, I think for a guy wigging off can be too much. I can use last week as an example. I don't usually wig with my hand, I usually use a sock. I roll it up and put it on my johnson, then I lay on the floor or the bed and dry hump. It feels awesome, but last week I just didn't have enough time to wash the sock. If it's not washed, it gets a build up of spew, which gets pretty hard and crusty when it dries, and if I wig long enough in a sock caked up with dried up spew inside, it sometimes cuts my dick. I have a pretty nasty scab on it now from wigging off. It's kind of like a rug burn. The bad thing about it is I can't wig off again until it heals.

I let my boyfriend read this and he said, "How do you suck at jerking off? This is a fail."

He also told me to tell you take off the sock. If you insist, then stop using the same sock, that's beyond nasty.

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Damn you, manscaping. Why must you itch so much? I can't keep scratching my no-no place during business hours

Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Sounds like you need Coochy. It keeps your hair smooth and prevents razor burn!

I tried and tried, but couldn't get past the first sentence.

[Sisco Kid]

Originally Posted by sanjiyan69

This thread so has much win.

I went out to lunch with my ex-coworker last week. She's a tall girl (5'10") that is very curvy. We used to chat on skype while at work because we were so bored at work. I love curvy girls and this girl is freaky. She could knock you unconscious with her boobs and they look delicious. Time to get bad thoughts out of my head.

Haha! Nice. There's nothing like a chick with a nice set of titts.

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I thought you were married.

What's the matter sweet pea? Was his post too X rated for miss goody two shoes?

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

QFLULZ

What does this mean? No matter how hard I try, I can only read that as "Quaffles."

This sucks. I was super excited when my "visitor" ended a couple days earlier than usual. It's been like 3 days and it just started again. Flippin' awesome. Not.

Annoyed kitteh iz annoyed.

[tld221]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

What does this mean? No matter how hard I try, I can only read that as "Quaffles."

This sucks. I was super excited when my "visitor" ended a couple days earlier than usual. It's been like 3 days and it just started again. Flippin' awesome. Not.

Annoyed kitteh iz annoyed.

That isn't uncommon actually.

QFLULZ = quoted for LULZ, the plural of LOL (also: lawl)

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by tld221

That isn't uncommon actually.

It is for me.

Originally Posted by tld221

(also: lawl)

This is how MommyCG pronounces it. She thought it was a word.

[Drolefille]

It's only too much if it's interfering with her ability to work/school/live.

[sanjiyan69]

This thread so has much win.

I went out to lunch with my ex-coworker last week. She's a tall girl (5'10") that is very curvy. We used to chat on skype while at work because we were so bored at work. I love curvy girls and this girl is freaky. She could knock you unconscious with her boobs and they look delicious. Time to get bad thoughts out of my head.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by sanjiyan69

This thread so has much win.

I went out to lunch with my ex-coworker last week. She's a tall girl (5'10") that is very curvy. We used to chat on skype while at work because we were so bored at work. I love curvy girls and this girl is freaky. She could knock you unconscious with her boobs and they look delicious. Time to get bad thoughts out of my head.

I thought you were married.

[sanjiyan69]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I thought you were married.

I am. That's why bad thoughts need to go away.