Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[K_I_A_Nupe]

Dear Supervisor who's not my Supervisor:

Stay out my business. I know you don't like me and you know I don't like you. Just because I believe that you have no place in your position because you can't handle the simple task of correcting B2B relations, doesn't mean you need to watch me like a hawk, waiting for me to slip up.

GUESS WHAT!!!?

I AIN'T SLIPPIN'!!!!!!!

So, you can keep on watching me; It only builds my ego and I know you Digg my professional swagger. You need to keep your on employees in line and STOP CROSSING MINE.

[Kappachino3Klub]

Originally Posted by K_I_A_Nupe

Dear Supervisor who's not my Supervisor:

Stay out my business. I know you don't like me and you know I don't like you. Just because I believe that you have no place in your position because you can't handle the simple task of correcting B2B relations, doesn't mean you need to watch me like a hawk, waiting for me to slip up.

GUESS WHAT!!!?

I AIN'T SLIPPIN'!!!!!!!

So, you can keep on watching me; It only builds my ego and I know you Digg my professional swagger. You need to keep your on employees in line and STOP CROSSING MINE.

Damn Phi, it looks like you've just about had it with that person. That response has probably been building for about a month now hasn't it? Keep doing your thing though NUPE, you know if somebody aint hatin' on you, you probably aint doing something right!

"Achievment in every field of human endeavor"

[K_I_A_Nupe]

Originally Posted by Kappachino3Klub

Damn Phi, it looks like you've just about had it with that person. That response has probably been building for about a month now hasn't it? Keep doing your thing though NUPE, you know if somebody aint hatin' on you, you probably aint doing something right!

"Achievment in every field of human endeavor"

I'm glad you understand. And I still kan't stand looking at her everyday.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by K_I_A_Nupe

I'm glad you understand. And I still kan't stand looking at her everyday.

Phi, this reminds me of this supervisor I had when I was still in undergrad. I used to be a grill cook, and this woman was flat out crazy. That was the only job I ever left without giving a two week notice. One day she went off (not on me) but in general because the servers were jacking the orders up. We only cooked what was on the ticket. When she saw all that wasted food, she clowned and I bounced.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Sir:

Can you kindly refrain from telling the story about how you conceived your two sons? I am soooooo sick and tired of you telling the story of how you took ginseng before their conception (said sons are 11 months apart). That just lets people know you were a selfish rabbit humping azz bastid who wasn't willing to satisfy your partner. Hence, you having four daughters before having your first son.

Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!!

Very truly yours,

Me

Everytime I read this, I still LMAO!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Everytime I read this, I still LMAO!!!

As long as it brightens your day, all is right with the world.

Now back to what I was gonna say:

Dear T:

Last night- on the way to your house to wish your stinkin' azz happy birthday in person- I saw a woman get hit by a car. Now when I called you to tell you about it, there wasn't a dayum thing funny about the whole situation. Yet as I proceeded to tell you the story in depth while witnessing everything else unfold- the backed up traffic, the woman screaming and crying for someone to call the police, the firefighters, police and ambulance pulling up to assess the situation and take her to the hospital- you and your dumb azz weed head brother commenced to laughing your azzes off. Now I've always known the devil was alive and well and very busy. And for Him to appear in the form of you and your weed head loser brother confirmed His existence. I say all of that to say this: I now know I can NOT share anything of this nature with you EVER in the next 20 lifetimes, because all that will happen is 1) I'll regret telling you and 2) you'll laugh when ain't a dayum thing funny. I won't even waste my time creating a pimp stick to beat your azzes with (salt included). All I will do is pray for you and your loser brother and hope that the both of your stupid azzes will stop smoking the crystal crack and grow up. Thanks and have a nice life.

Sincerely,

Me

[libramunoz]

Dear My Big Brother-

I truly love you with all of my heart and I will always love you, but right now, you're azz is just crazy as hell! Of all the dumb as a bunny thinking that you can do, you join a cult! Why, because you're too damn stupid to admit that you are pissed off at daddy!
Well, so the FUC$#%##$@%K what! I was pissed off at him too! You dumb bunny! He's my father as well, but you know what? I had to grow the FU$#%$#%@$#K up and you're dumb azz needs too as well!
You are going to be 37 this year, and you're still hiding from reality and from time! Everybody has surpassed you in many areas of life, and you are still what..."building the nation." WTF!!!! Last time I looked, it's BUILT and YOU AIN'T HAD SH#$%#$%@T TO DO WITH IT! You're cult is so lame all it does is to suck the life outta you and you're being a bumbwitted numbnuts who DOESN'T want to see reality!
You have two, count them, T W O kids, and they need their parents, but NNNNNNOOOOO! My dumb as hell brother cannot get up off his lazy azz and realize that he NEEDS to grow up and CARE for his kids!
I swear, I would kick your azz from here to Kingdom Come and Eternity if I didn't think that I'd tear my foot straight through your bony azz!
What really pisses me off is that you got Momma here worrying and fretting about you're ignant azz because you want to be mad at her and take all your anger out about daddy on Ma!
Boy I tell you, IF YOU EVER PISS OFF/ANGER/VEX/UPSET MOMMA AGAIN, I SWEAR BEFORE JESUS, IT WON'T BE A COME TO JESUS MEETING, IT WILL BE YOU HOLLERING FOR JESUS TO SAVE YOU FROM ME!
IF EVEA I HEAR OR SEE OUR MOMMA ON THE VERGE OF FIGHTING BACK TEARS BECAUSE OF YOUR SORRY AZZ, I SWEAR BEFORE GOD I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO KANSAS AND KICK YOUR AZZ FROM KANSAS TO TEXAS--EVEN IF IT TAKES ME A LIFETIME TO DO SO!
Whew, I had to get that off my chest.

[lil_sunshine]

(((((((libramunoz)))))))

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Pops:

On Friday evening, I called you to tell you I was spending the weekend out with one of my best friends who was having her b'day party that night (I spent the rest of the weekend with my bf). Prior to taking the phone from my sister, I heard you say, "Tell that bitch to bring her azz home!" *in my Queen Latifah voice* "WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH!?!?!?!?" Then when you answered with your rude attitude, just as I was telling you where I was going to be (you always tell me to let you know where I'm going to be and to be safe), you interrupt me by saying, "Yeah whatever. You do this $h!t every weekend. You never do anything around here and I'm sick of it. Have a great phucking weekend!"

Now needless to say, I hope you don't think I was gonna feel bad about staying out of your hellhole that you call "home" for yet another weekend. HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!!!!! Why, you wonder? You are a miserable old alcoholic who's bitter because I choose not to stay in the house and be your maid every weekend. I HAVE A LIFE and I still have keys to the house so I can come and go as I please. The last time I checked, I'll be 32 in about 3 months. I'm not 13, so you need to get a vice grip on your attitude and suck on some big hairy bull's balls, because I will not put up with your attitude. You need me A LOT MORE than I need you. And then you wonder why nobody wants to be bothered to be around you, ESPECIALLY YOUR CHILDREN.

Consider the apron strings officially CUT and you officially ignored unless I absolutely have to deal with you. Continue to smoke your crystal crack and leave me the hayle alone!!!!

[PerfectVerse06]

Dang, lil_sunshine!

**HUGS**

[nikki1920]

Dear L_S:
I'mna need for you to move out ASAFP (as soon as financially possible).

Love,
nikki1920

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear ol'girl:

You have been formally released from the team!!! Consider this yourself "terminated". It was fun while it lasted. However, your games are less than amusing. If you are so interested in playing games, perhaps you should frequent a player's card at Dave and Busters. Thanks.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Dear ol'girl:

You have been formally released from the team!!! Consider this yourself "terminated". It was fun while it lasted. However, your games are less than amusing. If you are so interested in playing games, perhaps you should frequent a player's card at Dave and Busters. Thanks.

LOL

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear L_S:
I'mna need for you to move out ASAFP (as soon as financially possible).

Love,
nikki1920

I know, and that's my plan. But being that I live in a city that has a high cost of living and I make like $9/ hour, getting an apt by myself won't occur for awhile because I need to do a number of things:

1. pay my cell phone bill (this is a NECESSITY)
2. buy food for myself
3. give the devil his $200/month for rent to stay there
4. keep aside transportation fare to get back and forth to work

So moving out will be a dream deferred for a hot minute, and in addition I will be making the necessary sacrifices, like the goats and chickens for good luck and prosperity.

If the final comment I made is offensive to anyone, I'll be sure to delete it in a timely fashion.

[K_I_A_Nupe]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Phi, this reminds me of this supervisor I had when I was still in undergrad. I used to be a grill cook, and this woman was flat out crazy. That was the only job I ever left without giving a two week notice. One day she went off (not on me) but in general because the servers were jacking the orders up. We only cooked what was on the ticket. When she saw all that wasted food, she clowned and I bounced.

LOL!!!