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05-17-2010, 04:29 PM
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I smell like urine, beer, and cigarettes. The parking garage I was in was awful.
Time for another shower.
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05-19-2010, 01:07 PM
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I had to pull a tick out of my dad's arm this morning. Ew!!! He asked for my help because he couldn't reach it (back of his right arm) and my step-mom would FREAK out at the sight of it. It was pretty gross and still wiggling. I managed to unscrew it and get it out in one piece. SO gnarly! Not exactly how I wanted to start my morning...
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05-19-2010, 01:52 PM
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Anytime I sneeze, I pee a little bit. Kegals are a myth, never helped. Allergy season SUCKS for me, I go through 5 pairs of undies a day.
One of the reasons I refuse to squeeze out another 10 lb baby (as my husband would like another). Two ruined my bladdar and pelvic floor as it is... I can't imagine what a third would do.
Not to mention I don't want to self-fullfill the prophesy of my sig line!
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05-19-2010, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake
Anytime I sneeze, I pee a little bit. Kegals are a myth, never helped. Allergy season SUCKS for me, I go through 5 pairs of undies a day.
One of the reasons I refuse to squeeze out another 10 lb baby (as my husband would like another). Two ruined my bladdar and pelvic floor as it is... I can't imagine what a third would do.
Not to mention I don't want to self-fullfill the prophesy of my sig line!
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wow. you cant wear pantyliners or something? then u could just change those.
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05-19-2010, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamseeker
wow. you cant wear pantyliners or something? then u could just change those.
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Whoopie has the answer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwdjvaQNy4
(there's a ton of these)
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05-19-2010, 09:17 PM
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I do sometimes, if i go out, but i dont like the way they feel. i used them when i was working too. now that i am a stay at home mom though... i just do the extra laundry.
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05-21-2010, 02:03 PM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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05-21-2010, 03:48 PM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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I am so glad to be a girl right now.
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05-21-2010, 05:07 PM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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lol...lawd jeezas....wow.
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05-21-2010, 11:19 PM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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fuck me, i just peed a little.
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05-22-2010, 12:08 AM
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This is pretty awesome. For the first time, I ate a double cheeseburger at Wendy's, busted my ass, and it actually smelled exactly like the cheeseburger. It wasn't like it smelled sour, it actually really did smell like the cheeseburger, so I went back and bought another one. That's what I call advertising and marketing through my ass.
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09-12-2010, 02:46 AM
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This is pretty awesome. For the first time, I ate a double cheeseburger at Wendy's, busted my ass, and it actually smelled exactly like the cheeseburger. It wasn't like it smelled sour, it actually really did smell like the cheeseburger, so I went back and bought another one. That's what I call advertising and marketing through my ass.
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Haha I really crack myself up sometimes. This is awesome!
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05-25-2010, 03:16 PM
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05-25-2010, 06:58 PM
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OK, now. I realize that we're all guys, but seriously...pubes in the sinks?
I do not need someone else's ball remnants near my hands.
Thanks.
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06-14-2010, 01:45 AM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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Good lord. Were you doing jumping jacks?
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Originally Posted by knight_shadow
OK, now. I realize that we're all guys, but seriously...pubes in the sinks?
I do not need someone else's ball remnants near my hands.
Thanks.
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lmfao
But seriously, when I see hair on the toilet seat, I'm disgusted. How hard is it to grab a piece of TP and wipe the seat off.
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