Most Embarasing Moment

[KSig RC]

OK folks, this could get long - we get a little rowdy, which in turn equals embarrassing . . .

OK, i'll cut the (admittedly hillarious) intro to this story, but anyway, some of us threw a party one night, had a little (lot?) too much to drink, etc. So a girl throws up, and i see it, and i chug, which causes me to throw up - well between the two of us i end up with a little vomit on my sleeve (and i mean a tiny amount - still disgusting, but whatever), and i get laughed at for puking. Being sauced, i decide it's time to change my clothing - so i drop ALL my clothing, down to boxers, and grab some clothes from the brother who lived there and head into the bathroom in the bedroom. When i walk in, a guy is peeing - i'm like "hey - sorry greg, just tryin to change buddy" - just then, he bends over to fart (apparently to 'greet' me), and has a little run-in w/ incontinence; essentially, he craps himself. he's like "oh my god - i can't believe it" - i think it's the funniest thing ever, so i run into the party's main room yelling "greg shat himself, you guys gotta see this" . . . it's like a needle across the record, everything goes silent. I forgot the "putting on clothes" part of the deal, and was standing there in my underwear yelling about a guy pooping. I still hear about that one . . . about every day, from my friends in A Phi in attendance that night.

[This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).]

[damasa]

LOL..that night was great for me though..well after those episodes...and well my pledge brother and I both got our names from that night...he was named brother j-bird, and I was named brother donk....donk is that thing in the movie crocidile dundee, where he is spinning it around and its going...wooo woo wooooo..and you can hear it almost all the way across the mountain....yeah...well if you can even imagine, i was so sloshed that after the cop had left us...i was so embarrassed that i decided just to throw on my boxers and say screw it...then later on that night...some ot the girls in our sister sorority were like..we wanna see your junk again..and i said only with my beer glass on..so i go in another room..and come out..stark naked with it tied to my stuff, how i did it i don't know, and i ran around the house twirling the glass around and yetlling woooo woooo woooo....i was so wasted...and they took pictures of me too then they decided to add it to our drunk of the week collection...
ahh i tell ya..the times the times....

now let's here some more!!!

damasa

[Serenity]

Originally posted by damasa:
Lthen later on that night...some ot the girls in our sister sorority were like..we wanna see your junk again...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! TMI! (Too Much Information)


[This message has been edited by Serenity (edited March 21, 2001).]

[Billy Optimist]

Holy god! lol. I'm trying to think of a good one. ummm...ok got it. I used to be a valet, ya know the ones that park peoples cars for them, at a country club, and had taken to flirting with the girls that came their to play tennis. Anyway, my car didn't have a cd player, so i made a tape of some songs. One song, which I don't think was sexual in intent, was called rude 69, about reggae and ska back in the 1969. It mostly instumental except for the band yelling Rude 69. Well, i pull my car up to clock out and two of the prettiest girls that come there, the one espicaly i've flirted with, but i can't hook up now cuz she is still jail bait, walk past me, and my friends the one is just staring at me like i was a god of love and I turn on my car and guess what comes blasting out? RUDE 69!! Her friend looked like she shat herself and she turned bright red. Not just blushing, but like fire engine red. Not knowing what to do, and being young and immature ( i wasn't always this refined ) the only think i could think of was to stick my head out the window, put my fingers to my lips and stick out my tounge. My friends about died laughing, and the girls of embarssed. Well, the girls friend pulled her away. But the girl I liked just smiled and bit her lip and tried to play it cool. I hope this doesn't get me banned from this sight.

[Lil_G]

Holy shit d,
I can't believe there was anymore to that story, it must be legendary around your house.

Here's an embarrassing story that happened at my high school commencement the year after I graduated. The friday night we were all shootin' the shit at a freind's house, doing a little pre-drinking before we went out to hit the bars. I had been pounding the beers pretty fast so that when I got to the bar I was already drunk. After a few more drinks I started to get get glossy-eyed and eventually passed out at the table. I woke up to see some people laughing at me, and realized I needed to use the urinal.

After successfully urinating without splashback I made a bad choice in washing my hands because when I turned on the tap the water went all over my shirt. There wasn't a hot air drier to dry my shirt with, so I had to make my way across the bar hoping that no one looked at my shirt. I almost made it until I tripped over my chair making a complete ass out of myself. At that point, these chicks who were with my freinds said awww did he puke on himself? And because I couldn't produce coherent words I couldn't tell anyone that it was only water...

Luckily it wasn't much longer when I left home with my twin brother and next door neighbor in a cab. I was really drunk at this point, not making any sense at all. A couple kilometers from my house we got out of the cab because my brother and freind thought I was gonna puke. At this point I couldn't even walk, in fact I was zig zagging all the way home.
After making it home my brother and I got some food and then went to bed, except that I decided to watch some t.v. I geuss it had been turned up pretty loud because my dad came out and woke me up (which he told me the following dinner that I was naked, passed out on the couch).

Anyways, the following night was the commencement ceremony. As we got there I noticed some of our freinds (who were a year younger than us) were the ushers (including the chick who thought I puked on myself). We were called out in alphabetical order and since I my neigbor was a little before me he and a couple other guys decided to yell out ZIG ZAG as I walked on the stage. All the guys were laughing their asses off while everyone else had no idea what the hell was going on...

btw, kev you gotta come up with something better than that

[Miami1839]

Amy,

Ok. Here goes.

One time I went over to party with one of my brothers at his girlfriends townhouse(Chi Omega). Well, he brought me into the kitchen and I took like 10 shots of Seagrams 7 and Ginger. Well, I took this in a short amount of time and then went over to hang out with the others in the dinning area. Well the music was going great, everyone was standing making conversation. But there was this crystal glass dinning room table(all crystal) Well, I accidentally gave it a slight bump and it came crashing down shocking everyone. Well, one of my brothers immediately shut off the mustic and we dashed out. The next week the Sister that owned the table was in one of my classes. We talked about it and I wrote her the check for the table. Plus I paid her back in full and cleaned up the mess at her place. I'd say that was an embarrasing moment for me.

Kevin

[damasa]

Woot! Woot!
Have I got a story for all of you greek chat junkies.


So it was our initation night...and all the rituals and things were over, and we have some what of a bash for members, our sister sorority, alumni and their wives, and member girlfriends...
SO...I was pretty sloshed, as were most of my pledge brothers, we were having an excellent time. One of my brothers turns to me and says, "hey man, we should do something we will remember for a long time."
I was like ok, what do you have in mind? He says, "lets get a bunch of people to go streaking down the street." (hint: our fraternity house is located on one of the busiest streets near campus, not to mention all of milwaukee. I was so hammered I was like, "YEAH, LET'S DO IT!!!"
So he goes and recruits like 11 other people, some doods and some girls to come with. So I was like ok, i'm not streaking w/o my foot and a half long beer glass, he was like yea, i'm bringing my pitcher. So we all go out to the side of the house, get stark naked, and go balls to the wall running down this street. Little did my brother and I know that a cop drove passed us, and no one seemed to mention it to us, as they were behind us and took off running through some yards. So dumb and dumber continue to run, then we hear a siren and see lights right behind us. Yep a cop. Stops us right on this street, and we were naked, didn't know what to do...all these ppl driving by honking and stuff. So i cover my wanger with my beer glass and my pledge brother covers his junk with his pitcher...the cop lets us off, but decides to escort us back to the house, walking of course. We get back to the house, our clothes still on the side, and we are like, so, can we get dressed now? He says, "no, it will be better to do it inside, so i can let your fraternity members know what has happened...

SO..we walk in...naked as j-birds, over 200 ppl in the house, we come in with the cop, just total silence, all we had were our pitcher and glass covering us..both see through of course...the cop lets the exec board members know what we did, then he leaves. As soon as he leaves, it's just massive laughing and shouting, we were so red in the face...the feeling was indescribable...in front of alumni and their wives..but they didn't seem to care, so it was all in fun.
damasa

[damasa]

LOL..yea..but that's the end of that story...and i still get crap about it everyday..but it was fun..and it was worth it. I'm kind of the wild man at the house, the young one that drinks alot, or too much, i think i'm the youngest member well pretty young anyway, but i make the most out of what i do, or try to anyway, most of the time it's beer fueled mayhem!!
My high school graduation ceremony..omg...ours was at 8 in the morning...and a few of my friends and I went out the night before, and well yea, we got hammered off our asses, my friend dan was totally crap-faced, so he just crashed at my house. LOL, he wakes up the next morning (we didn't get to bed til 4:30 in the a.m...and when we get up it's 7) he is still drunk. We all get dressed, put on your grad stuff, and meet some other friends at george webb. We eat a huge breakfast, hoping to sober this guy up, it doesn't work. So, we are at the ceremony, he gets called, he stumbles his way up to the alter area, gets up there and receives his diploma fine, starts walking down and BAAAM!!! He goes flying down the stairs infront of 2000 people!! i felt so bad for him, but he didn't really mind because he was still drunk, but i like to bug him with it whenever i can (my parents got it on tape!!!)


Serenity, wasn't trying to be nasty or anything..just letting everyone know the whole story of my most embarrassing night, and how i got my nickname!!!

d

[carnation]

My all-time favorite Greekchat story is still the one about what Sigmagrrl did at a pref party!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Billy Optimist:
One song, which I don't think was sexual in intent, was called rude 69, about reggae and ska back in the 1969. It mostly instumental except for the band yelling Rude 69.

Yeah - it's by Let's Go Bowling, ska band from soCal. I've seen them live - they're pretty cool . . . but definitely i can see how the Rude 69 could become just that . . . funny stuff man

[dc1]

Alright, I decided to put another one on here:

I, and some friends, went to a gala opening. The event was VERY formal, with complimentary wine, string quartets, smoked salmon (and other such apetizers)...
Anyway, we were just strolling through, socializing, when a newspaper cameraman and reporter wanted some statements on how we "felt" about the evening, the gala event, and some of the people we've met... so after the interview and a pic, my friends and I went to get refills on our wine...
Just past the wine table was Channel 12 (NBC) news lady... she was doing random opinion interviews and asked if we minded answering some questions on camera (for their live coverage).. We were like "hey, sure" so we waited the 5 minutes for her time slot. This is how it went down after she did her intial "here's where I am and here's what's happening tonight" stuff:
She asked us a few questions about our intial impressions, then she turned to me and asked me "Overall, how would you describe tonights event?"
OK, so I was explaining the setting and the people in attendance and THEN, I went to motion with my hands about the architecture and DUMPED A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE all over myself... ON LIVE TV...
To make it worse, my friends started laughing and just walked away; leaving me standing with this reporter (who was trying not to laugh) and dripping with Cabernet!

[gphi2k]

I am at work and LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF reading these stories. This is the worlds best thread! I LOVE IT!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I'm wracking my brain for an embarrassing story but I honestly can't think of one right now. And really, after reading all of your's, I don't think any of mine, if in fact I can come up with one, would be any where near close to as funny as your's!!!

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Lil_G:
Holy shit d,
I can't believe there was anymore to that story, it must be legendary around your house.

Here's an embarrassing story that happened at my high school commencement the year after I graduated. The friday night we were all shootin' the shit at a freind's house, doing a little pre-drinking before we went out to hit the bars. I had been pounding the beers pretty fast so that when I got to the bar I was already drunk. After a few more drinks I started to get get glossy-eyed and eventually passed out at the table. I woke up to see some people laughing at me, and realized I needed to use the urinal.

After successfully urinating without splashback I made a bad choice in washing my hands because when I turned on the tap the water went all over my shirt. There wasn't a hot air drier to dry my shirt with, so I had to make my way across the bar hoping that no one looked at my shirt. I almost made it until I tripped over my chair making a complete ass out of myself. At that point, these chicks who were with my freinds said awww did he puke on himself? And because I couldn't produce coherent words I couldn't tell anyone that it was only water...

Luckily it wasn't much longer when I left home with my twin brother and next door neighbor in a cab. I was really drunk at this point, not making any sense at all. A couple kilometers from my house we got out of the cab because my brother and freind thought I was gonna puke. At this point I couldn't even walk, in fact I was zig zagging all the way home.
After making it home my brother and I got some food and then went to bed, except that I decided to watch some t.v. I geuss it had been turned up pretty loud because my dad came out and woke me up (which he told me the following dinner that I was naked, passed out on the couch).

Anyways, the following night was the commencement ceremony. As we got there I noticed some of our freinds (who were a year younger than us) were the ushers (including the chick who thought I puked on myself). We were called out in alphabetical order and since my neigbor was a little before me, he and a couple other guys decided to yell out ZIG ZAG as I walked on the stage. All the guys were laughing their asses off while everyone else had no idea what the hell was going on...

btw, kev you gotta come up with something better than that

[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by KSig RC:
Yeah - it's by Let's Go Bowling, ska band from soCal. I've seen them live - they're pretty cool . . . but definitely i can see how the Rude 69 could become just that . . . funny stuff man

are they still around? I heard one of their members died.

[lifesaver]

OK, I so have three stories. <blushing>

Great thread btw.

The first two were things that happened at work, the last one was at home.

1) It was about a year into lifeguarding and my sister and brotherin-law were visiting me at the waterpark while I was on break, by one of the pools I had been guarding that day. So we were sitting by the pool and I’m thinking I’m some stuff, in my lifeguard outfit, with the shades, people all talking to me and stuff. This little kid comes up to me complaining that this older kid is dunking him. So plow my whistle, and admonish the big kid to knock off the dunking. I go back to chatting with my sister and stuff. A few minutes later another kid comes up and she complains the same thing about the same older kid. So I get onto him again, and tell him that if I catch him doing it again, he’ll get a time out (I hate when I have to parent). So you know, a few minutes later another kid is up complaining about the older kid, I’m like, ‘That’s it.” Blow the whistle, and start lecturing the kid about not following my rules. I give him the time out and tell him to go sit down and he looks at me and goes “oh yeah,” yanks my whistle off my neck, throws it in the pool, and says, “go get it.” AND PUSHED ME IN THE WATER, in front of God and everyone. The entire waterpark was laughing, because I made a big deal about disciplining this kid. My sister and brother and law are ROLLING by this time. The kid takes off through the waterpark and into the rest of the theme park and disappears into the crowd of 30,000 park guests. UGGHHHHHHH!!!

2) OK, We are issued the lifeguard uniforms, and they are real picky about the way we look in them. The girls wear a red swimsuit and red nylon shorts over them. The guys have to wear the red shorts and the tank top. Well, the webbing inside of the brand of shorts we wear is about 10 sizes too big for the shorts, so all the guards cut them out. The girls cut them out because it is too cumbersome to have the webbing (swimsuit underwear part) and the swimsuit and the guys cut it out because it rubs on your groin. Anyway, the guys all wear boxers under their shorts. And last year they were short shorts. (I am praying we don’t have them again this year – cool for the tan factor, bad for the dork factor) So you gotta have shorter boxers under there. Not a problem, I had about 6 pairs that were pretty short. I most usually worked slides or wave pool and you stand for those positions. Rarely would I work pools (non-wave) because I am a senior guard and am deep water certified. But would have to on occasion if we were short staffed. So one day I am working a pool and am on stand, sitting in the chair (about 5 feet in the air), chilling. This lady comes up to me and asks me where the restrooms are. I point them out, but shes all weird about it, nervous almost. I am like whatever. About 5 other people come up asking for direction or questions, and I help them all. But everyone was laughing and stuff. Well It turns out I was giving directions allright, just not with my hands. Yep. Mr. Peepers was getting some sun too. I felt like SUCH a pedophile. The worst part is that as these people would ask me questions they were like 18 inches from my toolbox. AND I got a BAD sunburn on Mr. Winky. I did however get the lifeguard of the week for that stunt.

This one is gross.

3) I was a senior in high school and it was a Saturday morning. I was yearbook editor and was on my way to school for a deadline workday. It was real crazy around our house that morning. My mom was doing a lot of things and having the carpets cleaned (we had just had a new dog that we couldn’t housetrain for ANYTHING and would pee and crap all over this area of the carpet,). So before I left I asked the carpet cleaning guy what the stuff they got out of the carpet looked like. He described it as pretty gross. Anyway, my mom and I left for work and school and the carpet guys did their thing as did some contractors that were there. About 5 pm we all returned home, and the workers had left for the day. I am sitting at the kitchen table talking to my mom about my day as she is cooking dinner. I was really dehydrated, so I went to take a sip of my mothers iced tea that was on the table. The ice had melted, but I’m not real big on ice anyway. So I take a big ole gulp…. and it wasn’t iced tea. It was the sludge and piss and crap and soap and dirt that had come out of the carpet. The cleaning guy had remembered our conversation, got a plastic cup and saved some of the runoff. HOWEVER HE DIDN’T PUT A NOTE OR ANYHTING BY IT. I SO knew IMMEDIATELY what it was, and ran to the bathroom, made myself throw up and swished about a bottle each of hydrogen peroxide and mouthwash. Sooooo nasty. And you know my sisters tease me to this day about it. I cant slam them without the “well at least I didn’t drink a glassful of dog piss,” response. Ima nevver gonna live that one down. Geez.