The Friend Zone . . encyclopaedia entry

[James]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Friend_Zone

The friend zone is one of the oldest and most common traps that women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement.

Entry is much longer. Funny stuff.

[Scandia]

That article is a load of bovine excrement.

I only consider a guy to be only for friends if and only if he is lacking a major requirement that I absolutely need for someone to be in a relationship with me. For example, if his religion (or lack of it) is WAY too different than mine. Or if he is too old. Or if his physique is too different from my tastes. Or if he is too much of a wild guy who engages in too many risky things. Stuff like that. In fact, I lost interest in somebody recently who otherwise was fine mainly because his personality was too reactive and explosive.

I like nice guys. There is a difference between being kind and being wimpy. Between being courteous and being a pushover doormat.

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by Scandia

That article is a load of bovine excrement.

I only consider a guy to be only for friends if and only if he is lacking a major requirement that I absolutely need for someone to be in a relationship with me. For example, if his religion (or lack of it) is WAY too different than mine. Or if he is too old. Or if his physique is too different from my tastes. Or if he is too much of a wild guy who engages in too many risky things. Stuff like that. In fact, I lost interest in somebody recently who otherwise was fine mainly because his personality was too reactive and explosive.

I like nice guys. There is a difference between being kind and being wimpy. Between being courteous and being a pushover doormat.

Um...did you actually read it? It's a joke. JOKE. Do you take everything literally?

[Scandia]

I know it is a joke. But there are A LOT of misconceptions being spread around about why women send guys to the friend zone. Misconceptions that certainly do not apply to ME.

[sdsuchelle]

HAHAHA. Unfortunately... I have definitely pulled that stunt with a few guys. Not purposefully, though.

[AlphaFrog]

Why is it that the people who have the least amount of experience in relationships are the first ones to reply to threads in this forum?

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by Scandia

I know it is a joke. But there are A LOT of misconceptions being spread around about why women send guys to the friend zone. Misconceptions that certainly do not apply to ME.

The fact that it was an article on encyclopedia dramatica should have tipped a person off that this is not an authoritative source. I'm sure your latest date did not look up this article and go 'oh, that's why we're just friends.'
Jesus

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by Scandia

I know it is a joke. But there are A LOT of misconceptions being spread around about why women send guys to the friend zone. Misconceptions that certainly do not apply to ME.

Dimitri Martin once said that bumper stickers were pretty awesome, because no matter what they say, it was like a little sign that said, "Hey, we're probably not going to hang out."

All of your D&R posts are, in essence, bumper stickers.
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RC

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

Dimitri Martin once said that bumper stickers were pretty awesome, because no matter what they say, it was like a little sign that said, "Hey, we're probably not going to hang out."

All of your D&R posts are, in essence, bumper stickers.
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RC

^^EXAULT.