Best Farting stories - Page 2

BetteDavisEyes · #16 05-15-2005, 11:01 AM

You know it's a bad smelly fart when you are the one to let loose & even you can't stand to be in the same room. That's bad.

Susan_Renee · #17 05-17-2005, 01:14 AM

Bobby, what's with your obsession with farts here lately, dude?

UlChiOCutie26 · #18 05-17-2005, 02:43 PM

I just let out a fart in my office, then right after it happened, my boss walked in.

After that, I put my two weeks notice in. Bad timing, huh??

BetteDavisEyes · #19 05-17-2005, 05:10 PM

I scared away the waiter that was serving my lunch.

I gave him an awesome tip though for doing that.

Pearls4Life · #20 08-20-2005, 12:27 AM

You all are wild!

#21 08-20-2005, 01:12 AM

It was fourth grade and I sat next to the love of my life in math class (aka Joshua Loving). I dropped my pencil and bent over to pick it up, unfortunately I had one stewing and it escaped while my rear was facing him. He laughed and pointed and said, "EWWWW SHANNON FARTED!!!" He wasn't the love of my life much longer after that.

Dvyne Evolushun · #22 08-20-2005, 02:17 AM

One of the supervisors at my old job let one slip.

When I first started working at my former job, it was a new center, so there were managers there from other states to help it start up. Mind you - they made you raise your hand like a child to ask a question, and to further humiliate you - they'd look at you like you were stupid for daring to ask a question. Anyhoo, I raised my hand and one of the supervisors came over to assist me. When he sat on my desk and leaned over to find the information in the system, he let one rip.

That was one of the most awkward moments of my life - I couldn't laugh - AND - I couldn't act like I didn't hear it - 'cause I was looking right at him when he did it. He even tried to clear his throat to cover it (after the fact???) and mumbled something about lunch. When he left - I was in tears (laughing).

lilbay77 · #23 08-20-2005, 07:30 AM

^^^
Hilarious!! LOL!!!!!!!!

BirthaBlue4 · #24 08-20-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Dvyne Evolushun
He even tried to clear his throat to cover it (after the fact???)

NO MA'AM!!!!!! LMAO

Tom Earp · #25 08-20-2005, 10:06 PM

Any Fart is a good Fart!!!

One exception, when it is lumpy or runny!

hoover815 · #26 08-20-2005, 10:24 PM

A group of us were drinking and talking about our college days and tales of how we decided where we went, when one woman starts telling us of why she had to leave her first college. She was going through rush her freshman year at a big midwestern university with a huge greek presence and was down to preference round at one of the top sororities, to which she happened to be a legacy. At one point in the pref ceremony, the PNMs took a coin (or something?) and threw it into a fountain to make a special pref wish. Right as she was bending over to toss her coin (?), she let a huge one rip. She did not get a bid from that house, and within the week, she was known all over campus as "That Farting Girl." She transferred at the end of that semester and her mother made her go see a lower GI specialist.

Dvyne Evolushun · #27 08-20-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by hoover815
...her mother made her go see a lower GI specialist.

LOL! Because of "flatulence"? & I thought I used my insurance too much!

Dionysus · #28 08-20-2005, 11:34 PM

My farts never smell anymore. Should I see a doctor?

BirthaBlue4 · #29 08-21-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
My farts never smell anymore. Should I see a doctor?

LMAO!!

I don't think so, as long as they come out!

AnonAlumna · #30 08-21-2005, 10:18 PM

This thread is hilarious...

I've got a million, as my husband is not a shy farter, so here are a few of the best.

Last year, we were sitting on the couch chatting. He farted and I was laughing and gagging at the same time. I told him, "EWWW, that smells like taquitos!" He laughed and said, "that's what i had for lunch."

Also, my brother gets leg cramps, and his wife will massage them out for him. One night he 'filled up' the blankets, and screamed that he had a leg cramp. My SIL flew under the blankets and he dutch-ovened her. Not very nice, but funny 'cause she's a bitch.

Before MR. A and i were married, we were visiting his parents. We had eaten Mexican food, and my stomach wasn't accepting it. (I had to have my gall bladder out later, and everything's been just peachy since then!) I farted and my husband was laughing his ass off and then it started to really stink. He was laughing so hard that he started to fart too. So, we're both laughing and farting...as laughing makes you fart. It got so bad, we had to leave the room and go sleep on the couch.