let's say you pulled a thorn out of the pope's butt and he granted you one wish

[kddani]

Originally posted by honeychile
Stylin'!!


I'm still wondering how someone gets close enough to the pope to mess with his bottom!

They look like they should be working security at Pitt games!

[Lil' Hannah]

Originally posted by queequek
I would ask an access to all secret places in the Vatican, and a free place to stay in the City for a year.

I wonder how it feels like to have several of those funny pajamas Swiss Guards to follow me around the City.

I can't believe that no one has commented on how smokin' hot the guy on the left is. Pantaloons and all.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by chideltjen
So THAT'S what they look like. I read about them and how "odd" they look. Those are some stripes for sure. At least the colors are complimentary.

Don't they carry some ridiculous blade or sword?

-Rudey

[Xylochick216]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
I can't believe that no one has commented on how smokin' hot the guy on the left is. Pantaloons and all.

I was about to He's a cutie. Can the Pope's guards get married? Yum.

[moe.ron]

Just one wish? I want access to all the secret documents in the Vatican.

[AlphaSigOU]

Originally posted by Rudey
Don't they carry some ridiculous blade or sword?

-Rudey

It's a pike they carry. To be a Swiss Guard you must be:

A practicing Roman Catholic
Of good moral character
Single
A Swiss citizen
Graduate of the Swiss Military Academy
High school diploma or professional degree
At least 19 but under 30
5'-9" (173 cm) tall minimum

[bekibug]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
I can't believe that no one has commented on how smokin' hot the guy on the left is. Pantaloons and all.

Actually, I didn't think either one of them was really that bad-lookin'. Yummy.