Least popular baby names for 2004

[sairose]

Originally posted by Nikki_DZ
I stand by my theory that every pregnant mother should have to take a "how to name a baby" class.

-Nikki, who named her baby born in 2004 a weird Gaelic name

Ooh, what's the name? My name is also Gaelic and quite uncommon (Allene).

[Nikki_DZ]

Originally posted by sairose
Ooh, what's the name? My name is also Gaelic and quite uncommon (Allene).

Teagan. It means beautiful in Gaelic and Welsh.

[LightBulb]

Originally posted by carol9a
Speak for yourselves, I find Groin to be a delightful name for a young man.

I laughed so hard at this comment!

And Apple is not such a bad name... not compared to Rack, or Plug, or Parsnip Chops.

Love, Marly


PS - Hawkweed sounds like a model citizen.

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Check these out!

Asshole (pronounced Ash-O-Lay)
Shithead (pronounced Shi-Tayed)
Michael Hoch
Nosmo King
Annette & Not Annette (twins)
Evelyn O'Clock
Crystal Chanda Leer
Stewart Pidasso
Dicktoo Long
Kitty Chow
Anita Ho
Madinusa
Placenta
Lemonjello
Oranjello

http://wbab.com/morningshow/crazynames.html

They misspelled "Orangejello". Also, "Shithead" is pronounced "Shih-theed".

(I found this by doing a search for Crystal Chanda Leer, which I had heard before.)

[tinydancer]

Delivery room nurses should have the first right to veto some of these names.

Currently in my school, we have Jealousy, Kenuassaura and Kemuassaura (brothers, but not twins), and Diamonds (yes, more than one.) One time we had twins, Johnathan and Johnathan (one was pronounced Joe-Nathan.)

WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING???

[Buff]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by honeychile
[B]Some people should simply not be permitted to reproduce!

Yes I totally agree. My friends and I keep a list of the culls. Not surprising its getting really long.

[PhoenixAzul]

we had this family of little kids who would come to our pool, and they were pretty close in age. They sort of adopted my brother as their dad (they called him Daddy Scott, it was ADORABLE!), but their names were Nigel and Nijohn, Dijon and Dije' (sp?), and the oldest kid was simply Sam. All really cute kids and well behaved, but sometimes you 1) couldn't tell em apart 2) couldn't yell the right name at the right moment because their names were all so close together! You'd be trying to get Nijohn (who had a tendancy to do fron flips into 2 ft of water!) and you'd yell Nigel.

[dzandiloo]

I think I work for Condescensia...

And I had a girl named "Rotunda" in my HS graduating class. Poor girl. She wasn't big, but it was a totally unfortunate name.

[PiPhiGirl2005]

Funny name story:

I teach gymnastics, and twice a year we have Bring-A-Friend week, where the kids can bring a friend from school or whatever to gymnastics class. At the beginning, we go around and ask the kids what their friends' names are so that the teachers can rememer them during class.

So at our most recent Bring-A-Friend week, I'm sitting in the circle with the kids taking attendance. One of the little girls has a friend with her, and I ask her, "Hannah, can you tell us your friend's name?". Hannah says that her friend's name is Heaven. So I ask Heaven what her last name is, and she says, "Hill." This little girl's name was Heaven Hill!

The girl that I work with was standing behind them and was trying extremely hard to control her giggling!

(For those of you who don't know, Heaven Hill is a brand of extremely cheap liquor.)

Anyway, I guess the moral of the story is, don't name your kids after alcohol! I think being named Jack Daniels would be pretty hard on a boy.

[DWAlphaGam]

Here's a link that was a link off of the first one: http://www.babycenter.com/babyname/uniquenames2004.html

"Eunike" Baby Names of 2004

The names found near the bottom of the 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List reveal how far some parents will go to help their child stand out. In fact, the 2004 list contained Eunike, Uniquee, and I'Unique -- all girls' names. The 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List also shows more variety in girl names, with 9% of girls' parents compared to 6% of boys' parents selecting a name spelled like no other.

Parents who take the inventive approach to naming their child often take inspiration from their own hobbies and interests, as well as wishes for their child's future. Children with these names found on the 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List are likely to be the only one in the classroom:


Herbs and spices: Curry, Nutmeg, Sorel
Ethnic food: Tahini, Farfalla, Sushi
Drinks: Chianti, Chardonnay, Hennessey
Military: Commander, Jeneral, Appomattox
Repeat after me: YouYou, LooLoo, ChiChi
Brands: Ikea, Disney, Infiniti
Kreativ classics: Kathwren, Aeryk, Maksymilian
Long: Breighanna, Kwynncey, Ayreeanna
Star power: Charysma, Mysteek, Zenith
Peaceful: Zurrenity, Phaith, Ohm
Rambunctious: Reynger, Wrangler, Blazer
Celebrities: Brandeau, Madawna, Bryttanni
Royalty: Umajesty, Quena, Royale
Musical: Tymphani, Symphaney, Lyrick

[tinydancer]

It always makes me think of "I Love Lucy" when Lucy is trying to decide on baby names:

Lucy : I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

Ricky : OK, Unique if it's a boy and Euphonious if it's a girl!

[AOII_LB93]

I guess I must be a traditionalist, but many of the students where I teach have interesting names:

Dynasty
Destini
Flemisha
Delque (Pronounced Dell-cue)
Princess
Unique
Charda (Pronounced Shar-day)
Jerrisha

And that is just a few...but I would say, Bucket is not a good name...nor is the name Fanny...but only in the UK and Ireland...hehehe.(If you don't know why, ask and I can explain.)

[amycat412]

I remember seeing a college football player last year---might have been Florida State whose name was Craphonso.

And isn't there a football player with the name T.A. - the T. A. standing for Totally Awesome?

What are some people thinking? LOL Anyway, funny names is what gets me thru the constant football mr amycat has on all weekend.

[CutiePie2000]

Originally posted by AOII_LB93
Bucket is not a good name...nor is the name Fanny...but only in the UK and Ireland...hehehe.(If you don't know why, ask and I can explain.)

Yeah, Fanny means that in Australia and South Africa too.....
Suffice it to say, the jingle from "The Nanny" where she slipped and "fell on her fanny" is ALWAYS met with roars of laughter.

[PureGoldF2K1]

[i]
I think being named Jack Daniels would be pretty hard on a boy. [/B]

Haha, the Dean of Students at the University of Pittsburgh is named Jack Daniel. It's great because he always end up quoted in the Pitt News in articles on Greek Life.