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11-18-2004, 12:27 PM
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my personal statement
dear admissions staff
please let me into your school
i am smart and cute
dear worthless old man
your mommy is not your boss
i be mad at you
international
trade is the worst class ever
poke eyes with chopsticks
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11-18-2004, 12:30 PM
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Location: the mothering hut
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half hour until lunch
wasting time with haiku poems
and emailing friends
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
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11-18-2004, 12:51 PM
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banana cream pie
the breakfast of champions
I'll have one more piece
i leave tomorrow
for the cold cities up north
to get drunk with friends
families are dumb
they mess with my thanksgiving
no turkey for me?
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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11-18-2004, 02:02 PM
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Location: Who you calling "boy"? The name's Hand Banana . . .
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heather we should bet
sexual favors on the
UI-Udub game
------bonus zoolander haiku-------
you must kill the prime
minister of malaysia
hansel, so hot now
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11-18-2004, 02:08 PM
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I S U Kappa
She eats hotdish and jello
Luther would be proud
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11-18-2004, 02:35 PM
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Hee.
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The OC tonight
what will happen with Caleb
oh boy I can't wait
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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11-18-2004, 02:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ISUKappa
The OC tonight
what will happen with Caleb
oh boy I can't wait
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OC is lamerz
Watch UMD play VT
ACC r0x0rz
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
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11-18-2004, 03:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KSig RC
heather we should bet
sexual favors on the
UI-Udub game
------bonus zoolander haiku-------
you must kill the prime
minister of malaysia
hansel, so hot now
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We totally should.
I must admit I'm worried
that UDub may lose.
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11-18-2004, 03:18 PM
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Location: Who you calling "boy"? The name's Hand Banana . . .
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Quote:
Originally posted by sugar and spice
We totally should.
I must admit I'm worried
that UDub may lose.
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at least this way you
hedge your bets against a loss
everybody wins
------
arizona work
can bite upon my testes
at least it is warm
Last edited by KSig RC; 11-18-2004 at 03:23 PM.
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11-18-2004, 10:14 PM
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what happens when you
make pancakes without the egg?
adventures are had!
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11-18-2004, 10:38 PM
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Location: Hotel Oceanview
Posts: 34,563
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Political haiku:
Let the eagle soar
John Ashcroft is out of there
Hello Alberto.
BBW haiku:
Those new food scents stink
No I don't want a basket
Clerk leave me alone!!
Downtown Pittsburgh haiku (multiple parts)
Mayor Murphy Sucks
Lots of shoppers, you're not pleased
Since they're black, not white.
Let's force out some stores
Nordstrom? Here? I don't think so.
Now we don't have shit.
You said no more terms
Do us all a favor and
Please keep this promise.
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It is all 33girl's fault. ~DrPhil
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11-18-2004, 10:43 PM
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Location: Williamsburg, VA
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thanks sugar and spice
all haiku-er wannabes
better recognize
life sure sucks because
I get home from work real late
and don't have a life
all red state haters
talk lots of smack, remember
we outnumber you
poor hopeless redskins
start ramsey over brunell
they still lose sunday
that's all for now, kids
the old creative juices
need a refill: beer
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11-18-2004, 10:43 PM
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before boardroom:
maria sucks bad
"You're fired" Donald Trump should say
but will it happen
edit:
after boardroom:
yay! maria is gone
but too bad wes is gone too
i liked andy best.
Last edited by kappaloo; 11-18-2004 at 10:54 PM.
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11-19-2004, 09:47 AM
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its payday today
ordered a Vera Bradley
compulsive spender
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
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11-19-2004, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Reaching new heights in EXPLOITATION
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I also suck bad
Bought myself a North Face
Bank account will hate
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