unanswerable questions??? - Page 2

Tanzanite · #16 05-29-2001, 04:15 AM

D.COM:

You got me there because I have no idea. That is probably why the Biology professors are arguing today. When the question was posed to me it was as if it were pertaining to humans. By the way I am kind of new to the site, how do you bold my quotes b/c I have tried but failed.

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CrimsonTide4 · #17 05-29-2001, 07:29 AM

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By the way I am kind of new to the site, how do you bold my quotes b/c I have tried but failed.

Say you want to reply to this message, click the last icon above my message. That's it that's all.

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mccoyred · #18 05-29-2001, 09:09 AM

Soror, I thought it was just me! I really beleive that there are little Gremlins who wait for you to turn your back then they STEAL you pen/pencil and HIDE it. I can even hear them snickering in my ear!

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3) Why is it that when doing homework, you stand up to get a snack and the pencil/pen that you were using ACTUALLY disappears. For real, I can never find it ever again after looking everywhere!

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MaMaBuddha · #19 05-29-2001, 10:47 AM

i saw this one on tv last night...

--if you spin a china man around several times and he becomes dizzy does he become Dis-Oriented?

then yesterday this popped in my mind

--why do you walk into a fish market and they never accept credit cards but they accept EBT cards (welfare) and the woman next you is buying up $200 worth of crab legs and shrimp ???

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Salience · #20 05-30-2001, 02:46 PM

I only have one for today:

Why do unliked people keep tormenting others? Do they think, "If I harass her long enough, all of a sudden she'll like me?"

Why?

D.COM · #21 05-31-2001, 08:51 PM

LOLOLOL! It's true it' soooo true...I have to constantly look for my pencil or pen...only on rare occasions do I find it on the floor, but that's very rare!

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Soror, I thought it was just me! I really beleive that there are little Gremlins who wait for you to turn your back then they STEAL you pen/pencil and HIDE it. I can even hear them snickering in my ear!

99melodies · #22 06-01-2001, 12:55 AM

Here are some more...

-Why does Miss Cleo send me emails now! And he aint from Jamaica, unless she from Jamaica, Queens!!

-Why is Brandy hair line receding...

-Why do people put expensive ass rims and sound on cheap cars (rims on a 89 Geo Metro that rattling down the street)

-Why

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snoopy922 · #23 06-01-2001, 11:42 AM

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2) Why is it that ONLY during your senior year in college, the stupid school wants to make your life as difficult as possible? Ex: Hold on your records, hold your diploma because of $0.75 of overdue books, a hold on records due to housing fees, etc.

Too True, Soror! I'm graduating in 8 days, and my school is nuts! Why do they keep pestering me over $10. HAVEN'T I PAID ENOUGH FRIGGIN MONEY TO THIS UNIVERSITY?????

OOOH I have one:

Why is it when you are driving (and you are lost and looking for somebody's house), you turn the radio/music down, as if turning down the radio is gonna make you see any better?

Why do they pick the most ignorant person on the street to interview after a crime has happened??? (I guess all the intelligent folks were'nt home!)

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12dn94dst · #24 06-01-2001, 03:54 PM

Why didn't Grandmama ever call me by my name? In all the 20 years of my life with her (Granny developed severe Alzheimers in '94 and didn't know who I was from then until she died in '99), she NEVER called me "Kelli" it was always "Sweet." I've noticed other Grannys do the same thing. Why is that?

luvsong1913 · #25 06-01-2001, 07:25 PM

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here are some more that popped up:

--If a man speaks and there is no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?

--If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

--If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

--Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

--Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

--If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

* Why do they put Braille on ANY ATM machine? If you can't read the screen, it's no use!

* Why do people get on the expressway and drive SLOW (i.e., anything under speed limit when not in rush hour traffic) in the FAST lane? Get the HELL over to the RIGHT!

* Why do people call you from a blocked phone number and when they get the Privacy Manager, not say anything when it asks who's calling? Like you're REALLY going to answer phone then!

* Why do guys ask you, "Can I be your friend?" after you've given them every excuse in the book for not being able to talk to them (i.e., "I got a man", "I don't give my number out", "I don't take numbers", "I'm a lesbian", etc, etc)?

If I really wanted to be your friend, would I be spittin' excuses like that? Think about it!

Okay, I think that's it for now. (WHEW, glad I got that off my chest)

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D.COM · #26 06-01-2001, 11:16 PM

ROFL!!! I only turn down the music when I am in the middle of an intersection or am going to make a turn! LOL!

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Oooooooooh, I am SOOOOOOOO guilty of this!!! I even tell everybody in the car to be quiet!!!

pebbles_6 · #27 06-02-2001, 12:05 AM

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Why is it when you are driving (and you are lost and looking for somebody's house), you turn the radio/music down, as if turning down the radio is gonna make you see any better? [/B]

Oooooooooh, I am SOOOOOOOO guilty of this!!! I even tell everybody in the car to be quiet!!!

Classy_Diva5 · #28 06-02-2001, 12:08 AM

*Why is it that everytime I put my socks in the dryer, at least one comes up missing?

*Everytime I wear my hair down, why do some people ask me "Is that your hair?"-I HATE THAT!

*When I go to McDonalds during my lunchbreak, why is there one idiot holding up the whole line trying to decide whether s/he should Super Size their meal?!

*Why are there only 24 hours in a day?

*Why does President

Bush's daughters get the easy way out for drinking while underage?

*Why is there always that one co-worker that no one likes at everyone's job?

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mccoyred · #29 06-02-2001, 12:19 AM

Soror, I'm nodding my head.

I was in a corporate class and of course we were in the minority

and the instructor showed this video (he liked videos for some reason) to reinforce some of the concepts that were just introduced. Well, one of the videos included a man-on-the-street segment where the interviewees were asked various questions. WHY DID THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO SHENEEQUAH AND 'NEM!!

They did manage to find one intelligent brotha but of course he had little face time.

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Originally posted by snoopy922:

Why do they pick the most ignorant person on the street to interview after a crime has happened??? (I guess all the intelligent folks were'nt home!)

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korkscru · #30 06-02-2001, 09:18 AM

I HAVETO admit that I DO turn down the music when I get lost.

It's amazing and oh soooo funny, now that I think about it.

I just thought of another one: Why do our parents decide that they want to pull out that NUDE baby picture of us when we were 5 months or the picture of us looking like SUPAFLY

in the 4th grade whenever our relatives or a new boyfriend comes over?

This is for Southerners: Why is it that whenever our cousins from NY or NJ come down for the summer, we decide that we are all of a sudden from up North also (you KNOW we try to talk like them)?

This is for those of us (probably MOST of us) who have been dumped while in college: Why does your boyfriend (6 months to a year) decide that he wants to dump us AFTER he's pledged a fraternity? Ladies, I kinda STILL have issues about this as you can see.

Do babies and toddlers understand each other whenever they are babbling? Most of the time my son speaks this kind of Chinese-like dialect. I don't understand a word (I just PRETEND that I do). But I have a niece the same age and they seem to carry on conversations when they are together. What's up with THAT?