Kevin Federline talks in complete sentences
For those of you who have spent many a sleepless night pondering the seemingly bottomless mystery that is Kevin Federline, you can rest easy now that the media blitz for Britney Spears' far less famous half has begun.
"I'll tell you one thing, dude -- I never thought any of this [bleep] would happen," Federline, 26, marvels in the March issue of Details, which features the cleaned-up, couture-clad, and Chihuahua-toting former backup dancer on the cover.
"I could go on forever about my love for this girl," K. Fed says of his meal-ticket, er, wife. "She's [bleeping] proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing [bleeping] video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime."
Given that he's found someone who admires his high score in "Halo," it's not surprising the previously tight-lipped Kevin has been inspired to declare his love in a way that could come back to bite him in his saggy, baggy he-capris.
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