Britney Federline (?!?!?!)
 

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/...px?news=170541

She needs to get off this family bullshit and start fucking every single thing that moved like she used to.

This tamer, less skankier Britney is uninteresting, dull, and boring. I want to see her in some hoe-ish outfit working the room.

Oh I love what she says about having kids:




I'm 23, and I am not anywhere near ready to have kids!

Is her 23rd birthday 9 months away?

HA HA HA.

Actually, her 23rd is in December. First pregnancies can be hidden really well.

I bet 23 sounds soooo old to her.

That doesn't surprise me, considering that she started her music career at 16.

why do i see her as a single mother???:confused: :p

If Kevin "Lock & Load" Federline has anything to say about it, she'll be knocked up sooner rather than later. Having a child together would probably cement his place in her life to the point that she'd be more generous in the divorce settlement than she'd otherwise be.

I bet he's replacing her BC pills with aspirin or jabbing holes in her diaphragm as I write this...

stop!!! you are killing me!!!:D

Also, don't forget that ol' Lock& Load has other responsibilities he has to take care of. :p For some reason, Twitney and Kev remind me of Whitless Houston and Booby Brown, not in terms of drugs, but in terms of child support.

I thought that someone posted that Britney was already pregnant?!?!?!
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No. No. No. She'll continue her career & pack the kids off to nannies. Visit them every few months & take great publicity shots to show what a wonderful "mother" she is while the nanny is the one the kids go to with their dramas.

No, she'll have her kids, and then have Lynne Spears take care of them. And Lynne Spears being a stage mom, will then be a stage grandma and it could turn into a family act!

Pray for female spawns so more people can wear Juicy Couture!

Oh My Gawd! :eek:

this woman should not be having kids with a guy who's been a baby daddy already twice! HELLO BRITNEY-girl you need help!