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10-05-2004, 03:23 AM
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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Now why y'all interested in being a bunch a cock blockin' suckas mudda fcukers?
I mean, like DAYUM...
If you gonna pimp, roll with the tight ride... And don't hate the playaz game...
If you treat all women like ho's, then you will get caught up with one of dem... It's called the Ghetto Games 3000... You'd be some baby's daddy... If not already...
But a woman can slam yo' chit too, if you don't watch it tightly... However, you will lose out... Be roamin' around all poked like in "Boomerang"...
Forget the game... Just don't play... Do it for the sport of it...
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and you all think I type in slang?
anyways. i wish i would have discovered this thread sooner. Nothing works better than playing that, " philosophical card" on a girl because then they will see you are deep and that other guy is a chump.
Or how about the " ohhh you are goin out with him!?  look. Then just walk away.
Or the...." hey you are hot what are you doing with this guy?" (be careful, that will most likely start a fight)
how about the one where you walk in between them and start talking to the girl only.
hmmmm or the " i wouldnt trust what he puts in my drink" line
man there are many more i just can't think of them.
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10-05-2004, 11:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
how about the one where you walk in between them and start talking to the girl only.
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There are various methods of doing this:
1) You go up to her while they're talking and put your arm around her and as you all talk you keep getting more flirty.
2) You see them dancing, so you walk up from behind and you dance with the girl too and the dude becomes frazzled so at that point you totally dominate and take her as your own.
-Rudey
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10-05-2004, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Now why y'all interested in being a bunch a cock blockin' suckas mudda fcukers?
I mean, like DAYUM...
If you gonna pimp, roll with the tight ride... And don't hate the playaz game...
If you treat all women like ho's, then you will get caught up with one of dem... It's called the Ghetto Games 3000... You'd be some baby's daddy... If not already...
But a woman can slam yo' chit too, if you don't watch it tightly... However, you will lose out... Be roamin' around all poked like in "Boomerang"...
Forget the game... Just don't play... Do it for the sport of it...
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Have you ever seen that skit on Dave Chappelle with the Hater's Ball? http://www.breadmansworld.com/hatersball.wmv
It's not as mean as that, but it's funny like that.
-Rudey
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10-05-2004, 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by Rudey
For us, girls aren't the end all be all of our lives. For us, girls aren't some difficult thing to get. Other guys may see things differently.
The whole point of this is to be cool and to joke around but at the same time not end up the chump.
-Rudey
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I was expecting an answer like that.
I can find much better ways to 'be cool and joke around' than trying to cockblock my friends.
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10-05-2004, 06:55 PM
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I started flirting with this guy's girlfriend at a party once. He came up to me and was like "What's Up?" So I said "if we were in prison, I'd make you my bitch." Oddly enough, he left the part and went home. I thought for sure he would have wanted to fight me. Anyway, I cockblocked him by flirting with his girlfriend. Hell yeah.
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10-05-2004, 11:44 PM
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Originally posted by Coramoor
I was expecting an answer like that.
I can find much better ways to 'be cool and joke around' than trying to cockblock my friends.
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dude you're way too cool for this thread, sorry it was posted - rough stuff
-RC
--my buddies hit on gross girls - hence they get blocked. capice?
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10-06-2004, 11:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KSig RC
dude you're way too cool for this thread, sorry it was posted - rough stuff
-RC
--my buddies hit on gross girls - hence they get blocked. capice?
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Put a cold can of beer in between her legs. That was hilarious.
-Rudey
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10-06-2004, 11:42 AM
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KSig RC-
If you cockblock your boys from sleeping with nasty girls when they ae intoxicated, then isn't that wingman behavior? What's the difference then?
-M
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10-06-2004, 11:50 AM
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Originally posted by XOMichelle
KSig RC-
If you cockblock your boys from sleeping with nasty girls when they ae intoxicated, then isn't that wingman behavior? What's the difference then?
-M
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A wingman gets you a hot ho...there is a difference.
-Rudey
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10-06-2004, 12:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by XOMichelle
KSig RC-
If you cockblock your boys from sleeping with nasty girls when they ae intoxicated, then isn't that wingman behavior? What's the difference then?
-M
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It's sort of similar, perhaps the photo-negative of the wingman. Usually the "wingman" is there to up the ante, and give you a better shot at a girl; in this case, he's serving a similarly altruistic duty by saving your ass from crabs and/or cellulite, but in a different capacity. It's sort of like training a dog - you give them a treat when they do well, and a swat with the paper when they do wrong. Same general goal, different implementation. Oh, and also the dog's not super bombed and probably isn't being beergoggled into oblivion.
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10-07-2004, 05:13 PM
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you guys are funny.
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10-07-2004, 06:36 PM
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I've heard guys calling one of my friends a cockblocker because she gives my phone number out to guys she thinks I should date, regardless of whether or not I'm seeing someone. That makes for some awkward situations...
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10-10-2004, 04:16 PM
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Unintentional cockblocking, as in having ugly people around you is the worse...
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10-11-2004, 08:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rudey
A wingman gets you a hot ho...there is a difference.
-Rudey
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I've always used the wingman to...take the grenade.
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10-12-2004, 10:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Coramoor
I've always used the wingman to...take the grenade.
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This is also acceptable behavior, assuming your wingman is a.) drunk and/or b.) not picky (or c.) just lucky to be along for the ride)
"diving on the grenade" is quite the feat for the wingman - earns himself a beer and probably some serious jokes
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