To quote my beloved grandmother:
"G-d don't like ugly!"
My quote:
"Karma is a mutha f*cker!"
Had to borrow this one:
Sorry but if you can't afford to spay or neuter your pet, you shouldn't have an animal in the first place!
The only problem with the puppy, he shoulda aimed higher and nailed the bastard between the eyes!
I hope he does some time