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Old 06-13-2004, 07:57 AM
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Even the one that makes it doesnt "survive". True heroes...
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:59 AM
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that is hilarious
Well, think about it man.. If they were Democrats, they'd just wait around for some government program to let them do in vitro or someting like that. And they'd probably be serious about the Sperm with Disabilities Act -- special advantages would have to be given to those sperm with broken tails, etc.

In essence, all of our babies would look like props from deliverance.

Therefore, sperm must be Republicans.
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Old 06-13-2004, 10:39 AM
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Yeah but they taste like... I duno man. And smell like bleach... what's up with that?
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Old 06-13-2004, 04:30 PM
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Yeah but they taste like... I duno man. And smell like bleach... what's up with that?
They taste wonderful... you are so misguided. :0

Do you know each single ejaculation has enough sperm in it to impregnate every woman in the United States TWICE?! Crazy!
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Old 06-14-2004, 11:32 AM
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They taste wonderful... you are so misguided.
I love you.
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Old 06-14-2004, 11:41 AM
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Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!

Hahahaha! I'm glad I have this site to amuse me when work's dull.
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Old 06-14-2004, 11:59 AM
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[B]Yeah but they taste like... I duno man[B]
I've heard some liken it/them to alfalfa sprouts.
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:41 PM
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In essence, all of our babies would look like props from deliverance.

Therefore, sperm must be Republicans.

Thanks for that one. I laughed my ass off.
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:43 PM
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Some one was telling me about the Discovery Channel and they had two people who were a couple and sent her to Europe and the guy stayed. His sperm count rose as he thought she was cheating on him. And also when he found out it was true.
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:30 PM
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I was so confused.

I thought of sperm falling out of the sky during a thunderstorm. (Hail Sperm?)

Imagine, golf ball size sperm, tennis ball size sperm.

What a mess.
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:54 PM
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What a mess.
And a sticky mess at that.
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