Hail Sperm
 

They are the true givers of life.


P.S.
This is in responce to the ova thread, in case you're retarded.

And the chooser of gender. But, I have to go with the Divine Ova.

Sperm work harder than the eggs do.

The sperm have to bust ass to get to where theyre going. Workin up a sweat and all.

All the lazy egg has to do is fall down a tube.

Plus thousands die every day, not just one or two over a few day period.

Sperm are definitely more admirable than ova.

Millions of them work their collective asses off with the knowledge that in a few minutes, only one will surive. They are the giver of gender and half-givers of life.

And yes, I'm positive that they're Republicans.

but in their early developmental stages they have to have "sperm nurses" to care for them. so the nurturing side is indeed there.

LOLOLOLOL :D

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!

:D

Yeah, sperm do all the work while ova kick back and eat bon-bons. Its true.

Well, something has to balance out the male/female workload....

without ova, sperm would have no place to go

And without sperm, ova would have nothing to do. Hey, this sounds like dating.

Well they could go in a Kleenex or tube sock.

Yeah, I went there.
:p

Sperm is selfless and brave.

that is hilarious