Arkansas Family Welcomes 17th CHILD

[CrimsonTide4]

Umm hell no. . .someone's uterus needs to be RETIRED!!!


Home briefly from the hospital later Monday, Jim Bob, 38, sounded a bit tired but happy. He said his wife and new son were doing fine. He said he leaves the decision up to Michelle on whether to have more children.


"I have always left it up to Michelle because she's actually the one that carries them and does all the labor," he said. "But we both love children. Even yesterday, she said she would like to have some more."

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Umm hell no. . .someone's uterus needs to be RETIRED!!!


Home briefly from the hospital later Monday, Jim Bob, 38, sounded a bit tired but happy. He said his wife and new son were doing fine. He said he leaves the decision up to Michelle on whether to have more children.


"I have always left it up to Michelle because she's actually the one that carries them and does all the labor," he said. "But we both love children. Even yesterday, she said she would like to have some more."

No, Michelle. It's time to visit the doctor, either the OB-GYN or the urologist for Jim Bob. Shut it down.

[CrimsonTide4]

if that mattress could talk. . . hell if that uterus could talk

[TonyB06]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Umm hell no. . .someone's uterus needs to be RETIRED!!!

Home briefly from the hospital later Monday, Jim Bob, 38, sounded a bit tired ....


but happy. He said his wife and new son were doing fine. He said he leaves the decision up to Michelle on whether to have more children.

"I have always left it up to Michelle because she's actually the one that carries them and does all the labor," he said. "But we both love children. Even yesterday, she said she would like to have some more."

I bet dude IS tired.

LMAO at CT4 throwing a uterus retirement party, that's got to be a GC first. I suggest we not hate though, cause Jim Bob obviously has the magic stick....even out in Utah, or Arkansas?

* Jim Bob, resplendent in his new bib overalls, feeling like da isht as he looks over his vast progeny assembled at the family compound. Preparing to shuck corn, he begins to feel it, and sets out a nasty fertility hop.....

"...I can stick once, I can stick twice, I got the magic stick... maaa-aa-gic, maaa-aa-gic."

Mrs. Jim Bob: "You betta stop J.B. I'm gettin' the vapors!"

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by TonyB06
I bet dude IS tired.

LMAO at CT4 throwing a uterus retirement party, that's got to be a GC first. I suggest we not hate though, cause Jim Bob obviously has the magic stick....even out in Utah, or Arkansas?

* Jim Bob, resplendent in his new bib overalls, feeling like da isht as he looks over his vast progeny assembled at the family compound. Preparing to shuck corn, he begins to feel it, and sets out a nasty fertility hop.....

"...I can stick once, I can stick twice, I got the magic stick... maaa-aa-gic, maaa-aa-gic."

Mrs. Jim Bob: "You betta stop J.B. I'm gettin' the vapors!"

____________________________________________ DEAD!!!

[abaici]

Originally posted by TonyB06
I bet dude IS tired.

LMAO at CT4 throwing a uterus retirement party, that's got to be a GC first. I suggest we not hate though, cause Jim Bob obviously has the magic stick....even out in Utah, or Arkansas?

* Jim Bob, resplendent in his new bib overalls, feeling like da isht as he looks over his vast progeny assembled at the family compound. Preparing to shuck corn, he begins to feel it, and sets out a nasty fertility hop.....

"...I can stick once, I can stick twice, I got the magic stick... maaa-aa-gic, maaa-aa-gic."

Mrs. Jim Bob: "You betta stop J.B. I'm gettin' the vapors!"

PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!! I have the visual.

Oh, and the Uterus Retirement...too funny!

[BLUTANG]

Originally posted by TonyB06
Preparing to shuck corn, he begins to feel it, and sets out a nasty fertility hop.....

"...I can stick once, I can stick twice, I got the magic stick... maaa-aa-gic, maaa-aa-gic."

Mrs. Jim Bob: "You betta stop J.B. I'm gettin' the vapors!"

I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD y'all gonna get me fired. my chicken and herb rice is now all over my desk and monitor.

[Jill1228]

Y'all got me crying here! CTFU! But hell yeah she needs to give it a rest!

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by TonyB06
I bet dude IS tired.

LMAO at CT4 throwing a uterus retirement party, that's got to be a GC first. I suggest we not hate though, cause Jim Bob obviously has the magic stick....even out in Utah, or Arkansas?

* Jim Bob, resplendent in his new bib overalls, feeling like da isht as he looks over his vast progeny assembled at the family compound. Preparing to shuck corn, he begins to feel it, and sets out a nasty fertility hop.....

"...I can stick once, I can stick twice, I got the magic stick... maaa-aa-gic, maaa-aa-gic."

Mrs. Jim Bob: "You betta stop J.B. I'm gettin' the vapors!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You Tony, are CERTIFIABLE!!! You done kilt the Handbasket Pilot/Driver.

[Ceekit]

I am wondering what her body look like after all of those babies. Skin just hanging everywhere.

[honeychile]

Originally posted by Ceekit
I am wondering what her body look like after all of those babies. Skin just hanging everywhere.

Eeeeeeew!! That was an image I didn't need!

My g-grandmother had 15 kids, too, also with 2 sets of twins. But they named all (but one) of the boys with names starting with "J" and all the girls with names starting with "M".

Hence my real name starts with an "M"!

"Jaquinetta; Jarius; Ja Rhonda; JayShaun; the twins Jamaal and Jamisha and so on and so forth." Indeed!!

[WenD08]

i know if i were one of the 15 i would tell mom, that she has far exceeded her quota and that it's time to stop. i mean really, who wants to babysit all of those siblings? i'm pretty sure that those kids won't have 15 of their own based on how they grew up...
a human being w/its own litter (ie. not just for animals)...what's the point...

[adduncan]

I think people who are "pro-choice" have no business telling any woman how many children she should or should not have.

--add

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by adduncan
I think people who are "pro-choice" have no business telling any woman how many children she should or should not have.

--add

Who said we were trying to control how many children this family should have? Hell let her have kids til Jesus come back if she want to.


In all honesty, as a parent, I would not want to have so many kids because I want to be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel and be able to give each of my kids my time, attention and affection. I can only imagine how tired she is as a mother.

[adduncan]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Who said we were trying to control how many children this family should have? Hell let her have kids til Jesus come back if she want to.

The following quotes would indicate otherwise:

By CrimsonTide:

Umm hell no. . .someone's uterus needs to be RETIRED!!!

By SteelTrap:

It's time to visit the doctor, either the OB-GYN or the urologist for Jim Bob. Shut it down.

By Jill1228:

But hell yeah she needs to give it a rest!

By WenD08:

i would tell mom, that she has far exceeded her quota and that it's time to stop.

That's a lot of judgement being passed on what is universally regarded as an individual woman's choice.

--add