i had to turn it off

[Rudey]

Why don't you have any sideburns? I dont' mean long side burns but even a little bit. Where the hell are your sideburns boy?

-Rudey

[WCUgirl]

Originally posted by GLUE STICK
Unfortunately, friend, I am not Greek. Most sororities and fraternities do not offer membership to GLUE STICKS and other inanimate objects. It's a pity!

It seems they won't offer membership to llamas in Alabama either.