I AM NOTORIOUS FOR:
Incorporating game show elements in conversations:
Responding with "HOW [insert adjective] IS/WAS IT??!!!
Singing "Match Game" think music when others are writing (whearas most people use "Jeopardy" music)
Saying "BLOCK! 4,3,2,1, same Level 1" as an alternative to the famous "Talk to the hand" reply, or shout "LONGSHOT!" while others use, "Hold up, wait a minute, did you just say..."
Other things:
Fracturing rap lyrics to incorporate them with movie plots (something I am VERY good at.
Examples: "Afro Puffs" by Lady of Rage to fit the plot from "The Towering Inferno"
"Keep their Heads Ringing" by Dr. Dre to fit the plot from the movie "Airport '70"
Dancing like a white guy when there is a woman dancing with me that I do not care to dance with.
Saying a flat-out "NO" when someone asks me to dance.
My claim to fame:
Being the only HS Homecoming King that was (a) an ROTC cadet and (b) NOT involved with athletics of any kind (though I regret not going out for Cross Country b/c I would've kicked butt and took names).
Being a mini-celebrity at every college I attended by just being myself, not doing anything special in the process.
Knowing trivial information at the drop of a dime, some of the most obscure info.
And last, but not least.
Keeping a diary for 12 years straight (from age 14-26).
RM
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