Yo Mamma....

[ASU Diva2003]

Yall are so funny!

Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the last supper...

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a QuarterBack was a refund...

[KnowledgeEternal]

Yo family is so fat I threw a rock in the window and hit everybody.

Yo momma is so black she bleeds smoke

Yo family is so poor that when I came to your house I got tripped by a roach and mugged by a rat.

Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

You momma got eyes on her knees and they call her, Neicey(This one is so corny its funny)

How is yo momma like a 747?
Not everyone has ridden a 747

[This message has been edited by KnowledgeEternal (edited April 09, 2001).]

[WittyOne27]

Yo momma so short, I can see her feet on her driver's license picture...

Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy...

Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince...

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1...

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family...

[Classy_Diva5]

Yo mamma is so stupid, she took an umbrella to see PURPLE RAIN

Yo mamma is so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs

Yo mamma is so nasty when I went over her house, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her feet on the table and said corn (ugh!)

Yo mamma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPERBOWL

Yo mamma is so stupid when she was asked to write her education on the job application she wrote HOOKED ON PHONICS

Yo mamma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Yo mamma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF (peanut butter)

These are my favorite jokes that I've heard so far!

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."
Peace and God Bless
Classy_Diva5

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Total Elegance:
And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.

We used to say, your momma got a wooden leg and a kick stand! It seemed funny back then!

[Inquisitive]

Your mama's so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

[Convinced]

Yo mama so dumb, she stole a car and kept up the payments.

Yo mama so black, she sat in the tub and made tea.

[buterscotch1]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE:
Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

Yes we did!!! and I used to cry, saying "My mom ain't from no Africa " Whew, those were the good ole'days

[lluvmook98]

yo mamma's hair is so dirty the bugs call it Knots Landing.

( y'all remember how long ago Knot's Landing was on!)

[D.COM]

I printed out ALL of these way back in '96 http://www.patsjokes.com/yomama/index.htm

Have fun ya'll

[toocute]

Originally posted by Convinced:
Yo mama so black, she sat in the tub and made tea.

EWWWWW...that's nasty.

[interested_cinna]

Yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE:
Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

ROFLMAO, I called the kid adn the mom that!!! I had forgotten all about that

[CJUS]

Yo Momma so fat that when she put on red the neighborhood kids run behind her screaming " Hey Kool-Aid!!!




[This message has been edited by CJUS (edited June 05, 2001).]

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by CJUS:
Yo Momma so fat that when she put on red the neighborhood kids run behind her screaming " Hey Kool-Aid!!!

ROTFL!!!