If You Own A Bar, What Would You Call It?

[Kevin]

I remember a bar that I've driven past several times in a small town in Oklahoma (Cushing) (pop 7000).

It's simply called "Beer".

It has a big light up beer mug.

I guess that's truth in advertising though

[kddani]

There's a guy I know named Todd, he wants to open a bar and call it "Re-Todd's". Very very wrong and in poor taste, but we laughed our @sses off about it.

[sigtau305]

I'd call it " The Little Bar and Grille'. just like the one here in Cleveland

[jh124]

Either "Roxanne's" or "Fat Dog's House of Beer". Both are one in the same and my very best friend for the past fifteen years.

Rox partied hard at Chico State. Many a frat party did we stumble home together. Not that I ever gave her beer, but man-oh-man was she a beer whore. She'd find any cup that was left unattended.

She's been in AA and weight watchers since we both graduated.

Ok, that's TMI about the damn dog.

[The1calledTKE]

Beer Gogles

[DGMarie]

There is a bar in my college town called "Group Therapy." I always thought that was clever.

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by LuaBlanca
there's a bar in boston called "the littlest bar in boston" and i'd probably rip that off and name it "the littlest bar in [insert city here]"

i've never heard of it either...where is this bar, and how soon can i get there?

[damasa]

I would name my bar "El Sketchy Mono."

Seriously...

[adduncan]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
We had naming rules for bars in our chapter. If your house or apartment had a bar, you had to follow the naming formula:

adjective + mammal

We had the,

Mucky Duck

There is a club w/ this name in Houston.

There's also a little hole in the wall called "She's Not Here".

Mine would probably be something silly like "Pink Elephants."

Adrienne


ETA - my personal favorite is a bar just off of Purdue's campus called The Chocolate Shoppe. It was a Prohibition-era speakeasy that passed itself off as an ice cream parlor back in the day. You can still see the trap doors and hidden panels where they stashed the hooch.

[DigitalAngel126]

There was a bar in the town I went to college in called The Chug. I like that. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head...

[chideltjen]

there is a bar in sacto called "the monkey bar." I always thought that was cute.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I would call my bar Spinsters 3 or Nowhere or Dirty Little Secret.

the bar crawl

[AOPIHottie]

My fav bar here is called Barflys. I think thats the funniest name-and everyone who goes there is a barfly!!! But if I had a bar(which I actually hope to have one day) I want to call it Pussykats-and the female bartenders would wear kitty ears-yes, cheesy I know. Some friends and i thought that up forever ago and it kinda stuck.

[CatStarESP4]

I guess mine would have be called "The Tortoiseshell Cat" or "The Burgundy Lizard"!