Virgins! - Page 2

Dionysus · #16 10-10-2003, 07:56 PM

Virgins aren't worth a five-dollar foodstamp!

Ship them all off to a friggin' island!

sugar and spice · #17 10-10-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
And by totally kidding, you mean totally experienced.

You are so dead.

MereMere21 · #18 10-10-2003, 08:03 PM

My ex best friend was a "virgin" I say that in quotes, because to this day there is still some debate. Anyway, when we would go out to bars and stuff she would actually tell people this. like: "HI! My name is ***** I was a cheerleader and I'm a virgin!" I'm not even kidding. Then the guys that she was telling this to would praise her for being so wonderful - then turn to me and I would just hold up my brewsky and order 3 or 4 more. This was also about 2 hours before my friend and one of the guys would go God know's where.

smiley21 · #19 10-10-2003, 08:14 PM

well, i am going to out my sister. cause she will never see this. she is a virgin. and proud of it. i dont know how she feels about dating cause she has never been on one. i just cant imagine her out on a date. she is 20 now and i dont think she is ready for dating. she gets made fun of for not being with a guy (by the people i have hung out with) she hangs out with a big crowd of friends that is gung ho about abstinence. my sister would KILL me if she knew i wasnt a virgin anymore. she already think that i am some heathen cause i dont really like church much anymore.

#20 10-10-2003, 08:43 PM

I am a virgin but most of my friends know that, don't know, or are unsure if I am or not because I don't talk about it unless it comes up. I chose to remain one because I want to be able to truly carry off the whole white wedding dress thing. I am just a brutally honest person and couldn't see myself wearing a white wedding dress and not be a virgin. Even though people wouldn't know if I was a virgin or not walking down that aisle, I would know and that's what counts to me.

#21 10-10-2003, 09:13 PM

Whoever said virgins are the fat and gross ones who people wouldn't touch needs to get a life. I'm not the skinniest of people, but I've had plenty of chances to have sex. But college guys are scummy and shady that I wouldn't go that route. I'm not one of those girls that walks around preaching no sex until marriage (and carrying around a promise of it on a piece of paper? Ok then..whatever floats your boat), but I'm not one of those girls that will go into a Burger King, pick up a guy and screw him that night either. I grew up in Vegas where people have sex way too young...almost half of the kids from my graduating class have kids now (I'm class of 2000), and I could not deal with that right now. Aight, that's my two cents..

UKDaisy · #22 10-10-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by ztawinthropgirl
I am a virgin but most of my friends know that, don't know, or are unsure if I am or not because I don't talk about it unless it comes up.

That reminds me of a story. At a sorority sleepover we were playing the bowl game (where you have to answer random questions that all the girls put in the bowl). Well, my question was how many guys have you slept with? So I was "zero"....AND MY SISTERS LAUGHED AT ME! They thought I was lieing, and then some of them were like - "jen, you have to answer these questions truthfully!" or "jen come on just tell us, we promise we won't judge". Comes to find out that the majority of all my friends thought that I was some slut puppy and I just didn't talk about it.

Oh well

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Whoever said virgins are the fat and gross ones who people wouldn't touch needs to get a life. I'm not the skinniest of people, but I've had plenty of chances to have sex.

Thats true too!

xok85xo · #23 10-10-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by ztawinthropgirl
I am a virgin but most of my friends know that, don't know, or are unsure if I am or not because I don't talk about it unless it comes up. I chose to remain one because I want to be able to truly carry off the whole white wedding dress thing. I am just a brutally honest person and couldn't see myself wearing a white wedding dress and not be a virgin. Even though people wouldn't know if I was a virgin or not walking down that aisle, I would know and that's what counts to me.

thats really great that thats what you believe, but recently i came across this in an advice column:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2087875/

It is nice to know that you and your girlfriend, in the year 2003, still think the color of a wedding dress signifies one's sexual status. The color of the bridal gown has not been a code for "purity" probably since FDR took office.

Imthachamp · #24 10-10-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by SigmaJovi
Whoever said virgins are the fat and gross ones who people wouldn't touch needs to get a life.

i meant to say that any guy with any kind of standards would not touch a fatty. sorry for the misunderstanding.

grats on your offers from the scumbags though...that is truely an accomplishment.

Lady Pi Phi · #25 10-10-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Imthachamp
i meant to say that any guy with any kind of standards would not touch a fatty. sorry for the misunderstanding.

grats on your offers from the scumbags though...that is truely an accomplishment.

You say you have standards, but I'm sure you've had your own Coyote Ugly moment that you're not sharing with us.

smiley21 · #26 10-11-2003, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by SigmaJovi
Whoever said virgins are the fat and gross ones who people wouldn't touch needs to get a life. I'm not the skinniest of people, but I've had plenty of chances to have sex. But college guys are scummy and shady that I wouldn't go that route. I'm not one of those girls that walks around preaching no sex until marriage (and carrying around a promise of it on a piece of paper? Ok then..whatever floats your boat), but I'm not one of those girls that will go into a Burger King, pick up a guy and screw him that night either. I grew up in Vegas where people have sex way too young...almost half of the kids from my graduating class have kids now (I'm class of 2000), and I could not deal with that right now. Aight, that's my two cents..

LOL. i am not laughing at you cause i think what you said was great. i am just laughing at the thought of you saying that in person. talk about telling someone off.

KSig RC · #27 10-11-2003, 05:02 AM

hey guys this is the best parody thread since the one about . . . whoa, crap, my bad

Tom Earp · #28 10-11-2003, 09:13 AM

Is it True that all Virgins came from Virginia?

Then spread this nasty idea to the rest of the country

PM_Mama00 · #29 10-11-2003, 09:59 AM

I think it's great that some people wana save themselves for marriage. Seriously tho, what if their husband ends up having some massive...umm... twig? We're talkin like long and fat. Sorry to be so detailish but really. I think if I were a virgin and my new husbands twig and berries looked more like a bowling pin and bowling balls, I'd scream and run out the door.

sigmagrrl · #30 10-11-2003, 10:53 AM

Why is it assumed that virgins haven't done ANYTHING sexual at all??? Most just haven't had intercourse...Virgins aren't some nonsexual beings, they just make a moral or personal choice to abstain until it's right for them...