The sex SUCKS!

[XOMichelle]

Act bored, be listless. When they ask you to do something say no, why don't you leave! Honesty truly works.
-M

[Serenity]

I usually don't post in these types of threads...

Hmmmm, I'd get on top, do my thing, and get off (no pun intended). Sometimes, you just gotta do the damn thing yourself!!

[James]

Val,

I think a lot of girls forget that they are kind of responsible for their sexual pleasure with their partners . . . there is very little excuse not to have a good time.

Originally posted by valkyrie
I agree with scratching on the back. Biting is good on the neck and shoulders. Do it just hard enough so it's more than a nibble.

Hey, anyway, why are so many people having such bad sex? Do we need to have a seminar or something to educate these people: Good sex, GC style?

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by Serenity
Hmmmm, I'd get on top, do my thing, and get off (no pun intended). Sometimes, you just gotta do the damn thing yourself!!

Would have been better if you had said pun intended!

[James]

This thread was kind of funny . . .

[Imthachamp]

Originally posted by James
Come to think of it, good or not, I leave as fast as possible . . .

this is possibly your shortest and greatest post of all time. and i agree 10048923983%

[AKA_Monet]

Originally posted by librasoul22
Alright, d*mmit, it's time for another sex thread. Okay, I think we have all had the unpleasant experience of having someone who sucks in bed. My question is, what tactics do you use to end the encounter as quickly as possible? I, of course, have never been in such a situation *cough* so I wanted to pose the question to see what others do.

Oh wait, let's not take this too deep, like let's pretend that there is little to no emotional investment in the other person. "Go to counseling" is not an option, lol.

Back in the day, I'd say:

GET THE FCUK OUT!!! GO!!!!



But when you walk in the Tantra...

The act of love-making goes beyond the physical... It is telepathic...

A real man, big or small, can make satisfactory progress in a southerly fashion...

Or he could use a "strap on"...

Swings are good, too...

Hell, if it is that bad of a performance... Always have fresh batteries...

[MareImbrium]

LOL. I guess being direct is the best way. I'd probably just fake an orgasm, just think of something else until it ends. You'd figure that as long as someone was getting some then that's all it'd matter.

Val: Haha. Those kinds of things exist already. You know the instructional videos that are supposed to enhance pleasure by improving your technique. I guess it all involves not just on an emotional level but also skill as well.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I fake it and hope they hurry (which is usually the problem to begin with) then I roll over and go to sleep and dream about Brad Pitt.

That makes me wonder sometimes.

[AOcutiePi4ever]

god i can practically see the STD's spreading....

[FuzzieAlum]

OK, ladies - if you fake the orgasm, he's gonna think he knows what he's doing in bed, and the next one after you is going to have the same crappy experience you did. And then several women down the road, someone will be honest with him, and he won't believe it because "everyone else enjoyed it."

So please, do your gender a favor and DON'T be pretending to have a good time if you aren't. All you'll do is encourage more lousy sex.

[honeychile]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
I dated this guy once who had the SMALLEST equipment (and had no clue what to do w/ it). And he wasn't attractive. At all. Anyways I'd always play sick or tired or say I was having girl problems. He was too much of a wimp to ask details.

I once dated a guy who, in a passionate (still standing up but kissing) moment, put my hand on his "area". There was nothing, just... nothing. I could have felt more through a Ken doll's pants. Thank heavens that's as far as we got, because I don't think I have the same amount of nerve that y'all seem to have!!

[Munchkin03]

Originally posted by James
Val,

I think a lot of girls forget that they are kind of responsible for their sexual pleasure with their partners . . . there is very little excuse not to have a good time.

This is so true. Many women aren't raised to speak their minds when it comes to something important, and sex is one of those things. I can't remember having BAD sex...sometimes it has been a little...off...for both partners, but not so bad I have to avoid Dude.

Also, what does bad sex have to do with STDs?

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
This is so true. Many women aren't raised to speak their minds when it comes to something important, and sex is one of those things. I can't remember having BAD sex...sometimes it has been a little...off...for both partners, but not so bad I have to avoid Dude.

Also, what does bad sex have to do with STDs?

didn't you know? sex is DIRRRRRTY and guarantees STD transmission, also you're going to hell too kthx

[AlphaFrog]

Ok, so I have a question sort of thingy somewhat realtional to the topic...

This new guy...we've been friends for a little while and we've been "getting closer". He's asked me to be his girlfriend several times but I just don't want to be committed right now. And we got umm...really close one night and had a good time (he was actually probably the smallest I've had, but he knew how to use it). So my problem comes in before all that...when he kisses, he bites (not all the time, but enough to be annoying), and I mean anything he can get his teeth on (lips, cheeks, nose), and he also opens his mouth WAY too wide (I feel like he's trying to swallow my head). I'm thinking that it has something to do with a cultural thing (he's Mexican, he moved here from Veracruz 3 years ago).... anyone have any suggestions on fixing this (before he really does swallow my head)?