Don't ever get this drunk!

[Dionysus]

I wouldn't do anything if I saw a drunk person walking on a icy sidewalk, I would be CTFU.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by Shine
No Casual Sex.

Yeah I like all the formalities too.

-Rudey
--By formalities I mean asking her name.

[James]

Been there, done that, gone the t-shirt. More than once. Although, I don't think I actually urinated myself . . . at least not in front of anyone

[CanadianTeke]

Originally posted by James
Been there, done that, gone the t-shirt. More than once. Although, I don't think I actually urinated myself . . . at least not in front of anyone

I doubt i would admit to urinating myself either way. Getting 'that drunk' is just one of those lessons! YOU HAVE LIMITS LEARN THEM!

[Jadey28]

Wow, I can't believe that this girl's friends would let her leave like that. Either I have really great friends, or this poor girl has really shitty people pretending to be her friend!

And for the record, on my 21st birthday, I decided that I wanted to sleep in a patch of grass and threatened to punch anyone who tried to move me! Of course, my bday is at the end of May, so it wasn't that cold outside. Even then, I still wasn't that drunk to urinate and get sick all over myself! Yucky!

[RACooper]

Oh god..... yeah I've been there alright

We had a hot tub oustide for on New Year's Bash at a party we had in the army. I was so drunk i jumped right in the hot tub in jeans and a shirt.... then got out and decided to make snow angels...... but I was OKAY because I had my sunglasses on (or so my reasoning went at the time).

[Megerts]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cream
My sister got so drunk that she got in bed still drunk and proceeded to puke all over her pillow and sheets and then went back to sleep in her puke. Anyway, the girls on her floor decided to put her in the shower in her underwear to sober her up. They were freshman and thought that it would help. [/QUOTE

That same thing happened to me a few weeks ago.. but i had been drink these green drinks and so it was all green vomit. It got everywhere. All over my sheets, pillows, duvet cover, notebooks, seriously everything was covered. My roommate just said "go the bathroom" and went back to sleep. I was like who does that?! Just because she has no friends doesn't mean she needs to hate me for being social... I don't get it! But yeah.... luckily, i have some really awesome friends who helped me out with washing everything... yeahhhh i won't be drinking coniac for a long time!

Then this other time in new orleans my friends and i were all so trashed and i fell. We were all so drunk that a homeless man had to help me stand up. Then we stopped at this krispy creme right outside the quarter to use the bathroom and i didn't want to wait in line for the women's... so i went in the mens. I didn't realize it, but i guess i had blacked out because the next thing i know my friend is helping me put my jacket on and helping up off the floor. Gross, I know!

So many more stories, kind of ashamed... meh well

[TexasSister]

Yuck-I have not yet been so drunk that I peed or yakked on myself(and when I say yet here, that doesn't mean I plan to in the future....). However, I did get drunk in Houston once-and woke up at 4 a.m in San Antonio(4 hours drive, but I wasn't driving!)! That was interesting...

[swissmiss04]

One of my friends is an RA and heard someone yelling for her late one night. She walked out and some drunk girl had shat all over the hall. It was horrible!!!!!!!

[MSSTCY1]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
One of my friends is an RA and heard someone yelling for her late one night. She walked out and some drunk girl had shat all over the hall. It was horrible!!!!!!!

Thats funny b/c my friend who was also an RA had a similar experiance. Only the girl yelling for her was at her door when she opened it to see what was going on, the girl was only wearing her underwear and she was peeing right in front of my friends door. The best part... the drunk girl was an RA from a neighboring building.

I feel bad for RA's (especially ones in freshman dorms).... they have to put up with shit like this all the time.

[kappaloo]

Originally posted by Cream
My sister got so drunk that she got in bed still drunk and proceeded to puke all over her pillow and sheets and then went back to sleep in her puke. Anyway, the girls on her floor decided to put her in the shower in her underwear to sober her up. They were freshman and thought that it would help.

Cute. When I was in rez, anyone drunk enough to end up puking was usually consoled in the bathroom by the Don (RA). I never had that (I never puked from alchohol in rez - I left that until I went home!), but I heard it's very freeing. It's like confessional, except in the bathroom.

They would even come out with us on occasion (ugh, drinking age is 19 and at least when I started so were most of the first-years). My Don was a guy and he was like a good mother hen, and made sure we all got back home safe and sound.

I've heard that a lot of universities don't give alcohol training during Orientation/firstweek. Is this true?

[MSSTCY1]

I didn't have an alchohol training when I moved into the dorms- all my RA said was that she didn't care what went on as long as she wasn't involved in it. cute huh?

The only time the school has any kind of drug/alchohol awareness things is at the beginning of every semester for pledges and athletes. They do a huge thing in the gym, motivational speaker, handouts, the works. But nothing is done for the other 95% of the students that go here.

[Megerts]

Is the most frequent sentence out of your mouth "this one time when i was drunk...." or " I was so wasted and...." or... "This would be so much cooler if i were drunk..."

[Tom Earp]

Lesson learned along time ago, if you feel quesy, go find a quiet place, Puke your guts up, go back in and get what you were drinking and flush your mouth and sip slowly. Get a ride back to House/Dorm.

megerts, I speak EarpSpeak, what is it you are spaking?

Vat did ya just say?

[Megerts]

megerts, I speak EarpSpeak, what is it you are spaking?

Vat did ya just say? [/B][/QUOTE]

what are you talking about????

and hootie "luckily I'm smart enough to put a trash can by my bed and I've always woken up just in time to grab and puke."

wow aren't you neat