Canadian Apology - Page 2

moe.ron · #16 03-08-2003, 04:32 AM

Vanilla Ice, a tragic US mistake if I ever saw one. But not as bad as the German or was it the British with Milli Vanilli. Then again, the British shame themselve with the Spice Girls. However, I have never forgiven the Sweden for giving us Roxette. This world sux.

Kevin · #17 03-08-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by Arya
Vanilla Ice, a tragic US mistake if I ever saw one. But not as bad as the German or was it the British with Milli Vanilli. Then again, the British shame themselve with the Spice Girls. However, I have never forgiven the Sweden for giving us Roxette. This world sux.

Don't forget Iceland and Bjork..

moe.ron · #18 03-08-2003, 10:00 AM

Kylie Minogue with Australia. Damn, they had a good thing going with INXS, but she and silverchair had to show up.

CanadianTeke · #19 03-08-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by ktsnake
At our national convention in Toronto, CA (which was a great idea since the Canadian drinking age is 18)

The drinking age in Toronto is 19---it's 18 in Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta

#20 03-08-2003, 03:26 PM

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BLAME CANADA
All four Moms

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

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Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?

Kitso
KS 361 times you don't have to apologize to me for having W as our president. I apologize for the fact that y'all suffer from a continental case of penis envy

Lady Pi Phi · #21 03-08-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
Well, we can settle this with a nice game of war, since hockey isn't that big of a deal in America (not as big as the other three sports where we can kick those hosers' asses)

Since this isn't 1812, and things are a little different now, you can tell your army to gather up all their slingshots, pick up all the rocks they can find, saddle up their horses and come down here and try something. When you get a missle up your ass, don't say we didn't tell you so.

If we can't make fun of your President, then you can't mock our military

P.S Basketball was invented by a Canadian!!!

CanadianTeke · #22 03-08-2003, 07:41 PM

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P.S Basketball was invented by a Canadian!!!

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So was Football!!!

it was invented at McGill University in Montreal.

XOMichelle · #23 03-08-2003, 07:42 PM

And no, we didn't actually elect Bush. Remember the voting scandal? Yeahhhhhh.....

Lady Pi Phi · #24 03-08-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by CanadianTeke
So was Football!!!

it was invented at McGill University in Montreal.

Canadians RULE!!!!!

DeltaSigStan · #25 03-08-2003, 11:20 PM

Well, I don't care if you make fun of Bush.

Ah well, basketball and football: invented by Canadians, perfected by Americans.

moe.ron · #26 03-09-2003, 04:17 AM

Any counry that makes Molson XXX and LaBatt Blue is good in my book.

Optimist Prime · #27 03-09-2003, 09:47 AM

Yeah. Don't mess with those scary maple leaf types

That post made me laugh.

CanadianTeke · #28 03-09-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Arya
Any counry that makes Molson XXX and LaBatt Blue is good in my book.

In all honesty those beers suck. XXX is just straight out disgusting, and Blue is at best generic.

Admittidly they are better then most American brands.

but so is everything Canadian

Thrillhouse · #29 03-11-2003, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by CanadianTeke
In all honesty those beers suck. XXX is just straight out disgusting, and Blue is at best generic.

Admittidly they are better then most American brands.

but so is everything Canadian

Much like the Canadien NHL teams! Most Americans could care less about hockey yet american teams win it a lot. Thats messed up. Teams like Ottawa, Vancouver, Toronto, etc deserve to win the cup.

texas*princess · #30 03-11-2003, 11:12 AM

This thread cracked me up!!!

Oh, by the way.. isn't that Avril girl.. you know the one who never changes clothes... isn't she a Canadian export?