Fake Artists - Page 2

SeriousSigma22 · #1 05-27-2002, 07:58 PM

Sorhors and Friends,

I need to add some more folks to my list:

Please tell Eddie Fisher to stop the madness

R. Kelly needs help - please call 911 for the brotha!

Boyounce let's not go there!

Mary J. Blige is ghetto but she was very good in concert in Feb. I do love the child.

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett please just sit down and fade away in the sunset.

Will Smith's oldest son is now trying to act and rap - why?

Britney needs to be speared!

Pink can sing, but the girl looks like she needs a bath.

Serioussigma22

Fine RHOyalty · #2 05-28-2002, 05:38 AM

Personally, I care not to hear:

1. R. Kelly

2. Genuwine (I know ladies, but I just don't see it... never have.)

3. Snoop Dogg (No thanks.)

4. Big Tymers (like lil kids w/ a lot of money)

5. Ashanti (I honestly think she's a "succes" because she's backed by JaRule. Has leverage.)

I LOVE...

1.B2K!!!!! lol... can't help it, soRHOrs, 3/4 of those lil boys are too cute... I'd go crazy over them too if I was young again...

2. Lil Bow Wow (He's so adorable and mannerable in person.)

3. Will Smith (his lyrics need not to contain b****s & hoes in every other sentence... and if you listen, it's pretty deep.

4. Aaliyah (a lot of talents in one person. She brings emotions out of people... 4 page letter??? *having flashbacks*)

5. J.Lo (she's doing her thing in acting & designing clothes, which actually look decent. I can't knock her for going after her dreams. She's had a hard life... )

Just my personal additives for a grand total of $1,922.22

bro_strawter · #3 06-07-2002, 05:44 PM

1. B2k

2. Lil Bow Wow - "take you home" should have been off 106 & Park's countdown a long time ago.

3. Manny Fresh

4. I'll be back

Eastcoast Sunshine · #4 06-10-2002, 10:45 AM

Here is my list:

Nelly

No comments for a no - talent with no teeth.

Charli Baltimore Her voice is quite annoying on the Ja Rule single "Down A** Chick

Vita, Ashanti......basically, the whole MURDER INC. clique

Evander Holyfield with his head buttin' self.

That's all I can think of now..............

TRSimon · #5 06-11-2002, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Eastcoast Sunshine
Here is my list:

Nelly No comments for a no - talent with no teeth.

Okay... I am rolling over that no-teeth smilie. Whew!!

1. Beyonce.... Bee--hee-eee-eee-yon-ceeeeeeeeeeee. She gets special points for being pimped by her folks and being really annoying at the same time. She need to go to the alps with all that yodeling...

2. J-Lo... gets special get on my friggin nerve points for not being able to carry a note in a bucket, the n-word, being married for five minutes, and not standin' by her thug, I mean Puffy.

3. Ashanti... two words VOCAL COACH!!! Kelli Price can sing hooks forever and still get paid. Ashanti can't, but there is professional help available for her no-singin' behind.

4. Ja-Rule... Is it just me, or does dude look like Scooby-Doo's nephew Scrappy?

5. Britney Spears... Cause you can't effectively sell virginity in a g-string.

6. Puffy... His Behind the Music was not better than Rick James. I want a refund for the time I spent watching that junk. (Yeah, I know it's basic cable, but still)

7. Now if I see that commercial for NSync's choreographer's video again, I am going to start a protest. *Ain't no lie, bye bye bye*

8. Mya... really should stick to dancing and maybe enroll in the vocal class Ashanti so badly needs.

9. I can't believe somebody attacked the Royal Family of R&B, Bobby and Whitney Houston Brown.

HATERS

FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!! FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!!

SeriousSigma22 · #6 06-11-2002, 10:18 PM

Sorhor TRSimons,

Girl, all I can do is laugh about free Dionne Warwick!

That's is some funny sh$#.

Serioussigma22

UNIQUE97 · #7 06-12-2002, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by TRSimon

Okay... I am rolling over that no-teeth smilie. Whew!!

1. Beyonce.... Bee--hee-eee-eee-yon-ceeeeeeeeeeee. She gets special points for being pimped by her folks and being really annoying at the same time. She need to go to the alps with all that yodeling...

2. J-Lo... gets special get on my friggin nerve points for not being able to carry a note in a bucket, the n-word, being married for five minutes, and not standin' by her thug, I mean Puffy.

3. Ashanti... two words VOCAL COACH!!! Kelli Price can sing hooks forever and still get paid. Ashanti can't, but there is professional help available for her no-singin' behind.

4. Ja-Rule... Is it just me, or does dude look like Scooby-Doo's nephew Scrappy?

5. Britney Spears... Cause you can't effectively sell virginity in a g-string.

6. Puffy... His Behind the Music was not better than Rick James. I want a refund for the time I spent watching that junk. (Yeah, I know it's basic cable, but still)

7. Now if I see that commercial for NSynch's choreographer's video again, I am going to start a protest. *Ain't no lie, bye bye bye*

8. Mya... really should stick to dancing and maybe enroll in the vocal class Ashanti so badly needs.

9. I can't believe somebody attacked the Royal Family of R&B, Bobby and Whitney Houston Brown.

HATERS

FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!! FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!!

Okay, y'all had me straight rolling over here!!!! I thought I was the only one that was tired of that irritating choreographer!!! Ain't his name Darren or Damon somethin'?

Now as for Dionne -- I don't think she wants to be FREED!! She is feeling FINE right where she IS!!!

SigmaRhoyalty2K1 · #8 06-14-2002, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TRSimon
FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!! FREE DIONNE WARWICK!!!

Now you know you ain't right!

SigmaRhoyalty2K1

MIDWESTDIVA · #9 06-21-2002, 02:05 PM

All female rappers

Will and Jada

Kelis

Ashanti

Eminem

Ying Yang Twins

I'll be back with more.

I forgot to mention:

Ludacris

Tweet and anyone else who is affiliated with Missy Elliot in any way, shape or form

Jermaine Dupri

R Kelly

Jay Z

P Diddy

J Lo and Cris

SeriousSigma22 · #10 06-24-2002, 03:28 PM

Sorhors and Sisterfriends,

I'm still laughing my head off about some of the folks that made the fake artist list.

First we must add some of those little boy singers -

Lil' Rhomeo

I know that I will catch some heat for this one but I'm also tired of Lil' Bow wow and any other singer that starts his artist name with Lil' - What happened to just being a kid?

I also heard that Britney Spear is probably using her cd during her live concerts. I just watched a piece of a show I believe on 20/20 about Britney faking her concerts! The audience could here her voice but she wasn't singing while the song was in motion. Now she is the queen of Fake Artist!

Serioussigma22

SigmaRhoyalty2K1 · #11 06-24-2002, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by MIDWESTDIVA

Ying Yang Twins

Finally, someone who agrees!! They are so annoying!

SigmaRhoyalty2K1

nolimit497 · #12 07-01-2002, 12:58 PM

For the most part these are singers that get on my nerves but that doesn't mean that I don't listen to some of their songs.

India Arie-sorry just not feeling her and pissed off that she won for best R&B artist at the BET awards

Beyonce-did you'll hear her new song????

Star from hot 97-Sorry had to throw that in there

Trina

My neck my back chick

SigmaRhoyalty2K1 · #13 07-01-2002, 01:44 PM

I finally heard that song (My Neck, My Back Crap). I don't get it. IT'S THE WORST! I couldn't even stand to listen to the whole thing!

SigmaRhoyalty2K1

librasoul22 · #14 07-01-2002, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by MIDWESTDIVA
Kelis

Tweet

Whoa, lol! Not to disagree (this is your opinion afterall), but Kelis is the realest!

And have you heard Tweet's whole CD? The fire!

SeriousSigma22 · #15 07-01-2002, 08:42 PM

Folks I might take a lot of heat for this one but I'm really getting sick a tired of hearing about Brandy and that baby!

Yes, the girl can carry a tune but you would think that she was the only young woman out there having a baby! And her mother is really annoying too! I just sat down and watched her diary program on MTV! Brandy and the crew really need to get a life.

Serioussigma22