The Osbournes...? - Page 2

lifesaver · #16 03-21-2002, 02:35 AM

it is funny. Kinda getting a chance to see how rock stars live. Cool. I will say this - screw the Anti-tobacco, anti-drug, and anti-booze campaigns. Just have us all watch Ozzy at 55 years old. he shakes like a tree, shuffles when he walks and moves slower than my 86 year old grandmother. Hes all there and then some mentally, but god is he in horrible physical shape. So sad, really, what happens when someone spends a lifetime abusing their body.

AlphaGamDiva · #17 03-21-2002, 02:46 AM

i've never sat down and watched a full episode...but that's only b/c i can't remember when it's on. the only thing i am going on thinking it has to be funny is the crib's episode with him on it. did anyone else see that? he's talking to kelly about the dog lulu...and he says, "she's crazy"...then kelly says, "she's not crazy, she had a seizure and now she makes funny noises like this:" then proceeds to turn the dog completely upside down so when she flips it back upright, it snorts. it wasn't cruel or anything...(i don't want to start anyone off on an animal cruelty spout when that's an unnecessary argument b/c i am all for animal rights...you just know animal cruelty when you see it and this wasn't one of those times--the dove thing on the other hand--)...it was absolutely HILARIOUS and me and my then-roomie still laugh about it. we about died when we first heard about the show!

gphi2k · #18 03-21-2002, 06:51 PM

We don't get the show up here, but we download it cause we've heard how amazing it was. I watched the first two shows back to back and I don't think I've ever laughed so consistently during a show in my life. They are this odd nuclear family, mom, dad, daughter son and, well, way more than one family pet....
They're like the cleavers in bazaroo world.

The marketing genious who came up with the idea to put Ozzie and his family in a t.v. series has my undying admiration and appreciation.

What day of the week is it on? Just so I know when to search for the next episode.

TechAPhi · #19 03-21-2002, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by gphi2k
What day of the week is it on? Just so I know when to search for the next episode.

It's on Tuesday nights at 10:30 p.m. eastern time. They often replay episodes on the weekend. Sorry to hear you're not getting it up in Canada--it's hilarious and silly fun!

33girl · #20 03-21-2002, 11:36 PM

This is the best bleeping show on TV right now, bar none.

DELTAQTE · #21 04-09-2002, 03:50 AM

I love the show! I knew about Ozzy a little bit, but this show has really made him cross over to all audiences.

Ozzy is a product of what hard drugs and rock and roll can do to you!

Sharon is a sweetie, but dang every time the dog kisses her mouth and then she kisses Ozzy, I'm like "gross!"

Kelly is WIERD and looks like a deranged Pink sometimes.

Jack is cool, but if I cussed at my parents like that, they would KNOCK me into next week!

Best Line so far

Sharon: Doesn't Ozzy look handsome?
Ozzy: Shut the F*** up!

LOLLOL

QTE

LeslieAGD · #22 04-09-2002, 08:21 AM

Okay, so the show isn't as bad as I originally thought...but half the time I can't figure out what the heck those people are saying!

Kevlar281 · #23 04-09-2002, 08:58 AM

I really enjoy this show but I have grown quite tired of Jack. It was rather annoying to listen to him bitch about the camp he stayed at and how he got in trouble for throwing rocks at campers and camp counselors. He just couldn’t quite understand why these actions would have repercussions. Another favorite of mine was when he was fighting with the next-door neighbors and playing the tough guy routine. They need to bring in a cousin or nephew to replace Jack and then the show would be perfect.

Honeykiss1974 · #24 04-09-2002, 09:45 AM

I love The Osbornes. It is the best "reality" show that's out there now.

Ok, why is Sharon always kissing on that dag on dog? YUCK!!!!
I thought Ozzy had two daughters? Where is the other one?

TigerGirl52 · #25 04-09-2002, 10:28 AM

He does have two daughters but I'm not sure where the older one is. I absolutely am addicted to the show. Ozzy cracks me up. My favorite line has to be "That dog is a f*cking terrorist. He's part of bin Laden's gang." When my brother and I heard that we could not stop laughing.

Allison

Honeykiss1974 · #26 04-09-2002, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by BrownEyedGirl

I read an article this week about the show, and it said that they do have three children, but one opted not to appear on the show.

I think I may be the least likely fan of this show (I absolutely can't stand Ozzy's music ) and my family is the total opposite of the show (you couldn't pay me a million dollars to use the F word at my parents! they'd die!) but I am definitely addicted. I saw part of the mini-marathon they ran recently, and the show cracks me up! My favorite part was when Ozzy saw that his concert tour was using bubbles during a performance. He looked at his wife and said "Bubbles? Sharon, I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the King of F'ing Darkness!". I can't imagine what it'd be like to grow up in that household but they seem (despite all the profanity) like a pretty close family. I'm hooked!

OMGoodness I thought that was hilarious too! Then later on in the dressing rom, when he sat down in that chair and fell backwards!
I too am the most UNLIKELY canidate to watch this show,( I HATE ROCK?HEAVEY METAL MUSIC) until one boring Saturday it came on and I didn't feel like changing the channel.

Optimist Prime · #27 04-09-2002, 02:24 PM

Jack gets old sometimes, but I feel kind of bad for him. He wants to be a character on the show and can't figure out who to be. Is in in that band that was practicing or just the producer/manaager. Is it really called Jack Sabbath?

TechAPhi · #28 04-09-2002, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
Ozzy is a product of what hard drugs and rock and roll can do to you!

You couldn't be more right! He's messed up. My husband thinks in addition to all the hard living that he might have had a stroke, as his hand shakes and he is all hunched over.

gphi2k · #29 04-09-2002, 05:42 PM

LOL. Jack Sabbath. I was wondering the same thing Optimist! They had to be kidding. Although, given how normal Jack ISN'T, I wouldn't be surprised. Did anyone else notice Jack's hair completely change twice in last week's episode? He had the mohawk thing going, then when he was discussing Jack Sabbath with that band, he had the 'fro again, then it was back to the mohawk in the next scene. Guess it's not exactly following in chronological order....

I honestly think that Ozzy Osborne is the best thing that ever happened to reality T.V. He's this big time 'prince or darnkess' character on stage and in his music, and then you see him roaming around his dog infested house in his cozies yelling at his son to show him how to work the television. How I survived before this show hit the airwaves I'll never know.

LeslieAGD · #30 04-09-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by TigerGirl52
He does have two daughters but I'm not sure where the older one is.

They said on MTV news that his other daughter wasn't interested in being on the show.