Alright, it's gotta be asked...ladies...what's the "perfect" size? - Page 2

XO_Princess · #16 12-20-2001, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by DukeBlue
Average is just fine. Too big = pain, and pain is not arousing. I don't want to look at a guy and be scared of it. :-P

Oh my god, ROFLMAO!! But very true

Lil_G · #17 12-20-2001, 09:54 PM

what's the point of this thread? Are you conducting some kind of study for....bow chicka bow wow later on....?

PKTSU01 · #18 12-20-2001, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Lil_G
what's the point of this thread? Are you conducting some kind of study for....bow chicka bow wow later on....?

It's ALWAYS a good idea to know what is going on in the mind of the female persuasion, for reference sake. And if getting the answer is as easy as asking for the truth, a guy would be an idiot not to try and obtain as much info as he could on the issue. I'm tryin to help out all the brothas on this site, but some of you clowns don't seem to realize this fact.

Thrillhouse · #19 12-20-2001, 10:55 PM

Haven't ever felt the need to ask. I learned this kind of stuff back in early high school years. Sorry dude but I think most guys already know what women like/want.

PKTSU01 · #20 12-20-2001, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Ex greek
Haven't ever felt the need to ask. I learned this kind of stuff back in early high school years. Sorry dude but I think most guys already know what women like/want.

Of course man, thats expected, but i think its cool to hear different perspectives of people on this board is all, can't really hurt to have a bit more knowledge of a few more women out there can it? At least I don't think so.

Lil_G · #21 12-20-2001, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by PKTSU01

It's ALWAYS a good idea to know what is going on in the mind of the female persuasion, for reference sake. And if getting the answer is as easy as asking for the truth, a guy would be an idiot not to try and obtain as much info as he could on the issue. I'm tryin to help out all the brothas on this site, but some of you clowns don't seem to realize this fact.

....okay i realize you've only been around for a couple of days, but asking stupid questions after the other about everyday intricacies of life ain't gonna bump you up to mod status...this kind of thread cheapens greekchat, talking about penis size....christ, grow up.

Thrillhouse · #22 12-20-2001, 11:02 PM

Its cool dude, not trying to like take any shots at you or anything, but like what has been said by the gc women is already known.

KSigkid · #23 12-20-2001, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by PKTSU01

It's ALWAYS a good idea to know what is going on in the mind of the female persuasion, for reference sake. And if getting the answer is as easy as asking for the truth, a guy would be an idiot not to try and obtain as much info as he could on the issue. I'm tryin to help out all the brothas on this site, but some of you clowns don't seem to realize this fact.

A more adequate way to phrase your question would be "What size mushroom tattoo would look good on my forehead?"

And I wouldn't be calling other people clowns when you're the guy asking girls about ideal penis sizes.

KSig RC · #24 12-20-2001, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by PKTSU01
It's ALWAYS a good idea to know what is going on in the mind of the female persuasion, for reference sake. And if getting the answer is as easy as asking for the truth, a guy would be an idiot not to try and obtain as much info as he could on the issue. I'm tryin to help out all the brothas on this site, but some of you clowns don't seem to realize this fact.

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Oh I agree my friend - totally; he that is informed is more likely to succeed. Now, the rest will sound bitter - but it's not, nothin on you man . . .

But now that I know that the perfect penis size is "somewhere in the normal range, depending on how he uses it, and also on what I like as a woman" - I'll make sure to stock up on the full range of penises to make sure that I have that perfect one for any situation. It's sort of like snap-on tools . . . and I guess I'll even roll with the pun on that one too. Why not?

The point is - this thread doesn't exist in the realm of "IT HAD TO BE ASKED!" - so I feel that the questioning of the point is valid. So was your response.

And in conclusion, I would like to juggle some big heavy ass balls, make a seal honk some horns, and whatever else us clowns do. Peace man - just filling you in on where these other guys are coming from . . . maybe the next thread should be, "Let's say my penis isn't in fact the perfect size - too big, too small, bent at a 90 degree angle - what can I do to still put you 'over the top' in bed?"

thanks to everyone who's responded - the info is great, now it's all the application . . . bow chicka bow wow

PKTSU01 · #25 12-20-2001, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by KSigkid

A more adequate way to phrase your question would be "What size mushroom tattoo would look good on my forehead?"

And I wouldn't be calling other people clowns when you're the guy asking girls about ideal penis sizes.

woah , woah , woah, ithink you guys are maybe taking this post waaaayy different than i intended it. it wasn't meant to be sleazy or anything, apologies if its coming across that way, it really IS a legit question, i didn't think I'd be getting bitched at for it though. What the hell dude?

ErikaXO · #26 12-20-2001, 11:44 PM

Didn't we cover this in the "non virgin" thread? I said it once, I'll say it again.....girth over length anyday. Too long = ouch. If you are hitting the bottom but not scraping the sides, she's never gonna get where you want her to go. Remember Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Not too big, not too small, but juuuust right. You want a Goldilocks Cock.

stillwater15 · #27 12-21-2001, 12:15 AM

this may seem like a run of the mill answer, but i don't think that size matters. my girlfriends and i have discussed this topic too many times. our general consensus is that there are too many guys out there w/"big ones" who don't know what to do w/it. it's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the ship that counts. the only exception is if he's less than 3"-4".

KABillyMac · #28 12-21-2001, 12:32 AM

I am sick of the "top ten" threads myself. No offense, but good God almighty i think ive heard more top tens out of you this week then David Letterman has done in his entire years. That being said, on to my story.......

A good friend of mine bought a new cab and chasis diesel when we were in high school. A recently graduated girl that worked at the shell that we all got together at before school to pull trucks, swap stories, and what not, was what you would call a "fast" girl. A few of us in the crowd had relations, lol, with her. So my buddy gets her in the front seat of his new truck after school one evening, and they are getting ready to breed, when he takes of his pants. Upon seeing his wanger, the girl says "Who are you gonna please with that thing????"

His answer?

"Myself"

Bow chicka bow bow, or whatever the hell it is.

James · #29 12-21-2001, 12:52 AM

Good for you Sarah! Shatter all the small guys. Doom on them for having bad penis Karma!

They must have been total tools in a previous life to have a miniature penis as a cross to bear in this one . . .

AlphaChiGirl · #30 12-21-2001, 04:59 PM

4.5-5.5 is AVERAGE?

I had always read it was 5-7 inches when erect.

Have I been misled?