GC DSRM - Compendium of Crazy

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

^^^ this may be as close as we can get....I think there may be a subheading added later.

Heh, all entries are subject to refinement.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

I wanna see someone come up with a definition for Tom Earp crazy

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

Bravo.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

Dead.
dude....

[MysticCat]

Thank you all! Thank you very much! I'm humbled.

[LucyKKG]

Hahahaha you guys are hilarious!

[DaemonSeid]

Now I need a GC Victim crazy...think about it.

[Senusret I]

There are too many actual crazy people on here for me to not get personal. I'm one of them, of course. I have congenital flipits.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Now I need a GC Victim crazy...think about it.

It has to include "OMG, you all are so mean and I gotta PM telling me that I'm right and you all are evil and you all wouldn't talk like this off the Internet and you all probably aren't as smart, as Greek, or as accomplished as you all claim and I have a real life so I can't be on the message board typing as much as you so on that note I hope you all find God, get a life, and find someone to love you so you won't hate so much but until then you will not be mean to me because I have to flounce...I mean bounce."

[Leslie Anne]

Someone more skilled than I needs to add "Pageant Crazy" and its associated "Perping Crazy" to the compendium.

Don't forget the pink sequined pantyhose crossover!

[AOII Angel]

Brilliant thread, Drollefille! This one could last forever and ever and ever...

[libramunoz]

Could someone please add the "Notice Me, Notice Me...I'll say anything crazy to get attention!" or just the plain, "Pleassssseeee, Notice me, I'M DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION" nuts that find their way around here.

[AXiDMeesh]

Can I request a definition for Frodo Baggins crazy?

[agzg]

Evangelical Crazy

While his fervent faith in God and humanity is uplifting and in some ways inspiring, the evangelical crazy is characterized by a forgetful nature (e.g. posting the exact same thread, with the exact same poll, in the exact same forum multiple times) and an unwavering ability to ignore the "we don't do that here" and subsequent mocking posts to all of his threads. Some GCers think that the Evangelical Crazy actually believes that he can save our souls, making the knowledge that we've already gone to hell in a handbasket all that much more depressing.

Other signs of an evangelical crazy include:
Thinking they know what God or [insert deity here] is thinking.
An non-ability to talk about anything but prayer and saving souls and heaven and hell.
Unflappable optimism, followed by brutal disappointment then uncontrollable anger when the evangelical crazy realizes that not only can he not save us, we don't want to be saved by him.

Please see HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Unfortunately, the first HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE isn't showing up in my search.

[SydneyK]

Bumping in honor of the recent trip to Crazy, GC.

I was going to contribute a description of our most recent Crazy, but I got sidetracked and read this thread instead. Oh well.