GC DSRM - Compendium of Crazy

[dreamseeker]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

You wouldn't be wrong, but remember that someone's "GC Crazy" is someone else's "GC Awesome."

it's my crazy AND awesome. LOL

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Tom.......

Ear....

[Drolefille]

Drunk Crazy (Rare but persistent)
This type of crazy posts primarily while intoxicated, or communicates so poorly that s/he might as well be drunk anyway because it couldn't hurt. Prone to incredibly off the wall remarks, overuse of smileys particularly , and posts so confusing that even if you weren't trying to snark them you would need a translation.

This poster may frequently be defended by brothers/sisters as well as various "white knights" who insist that this type of crazy is really just "of another generation," "not good with computers" or "a good guy in person." None of these excuse the crazy.

Popular ways to handle this crazy are by snarky 'translations' of everything s/he says, reminder of previous idiotic things that s/he said, and refusing to address the actual point of his/her posts. It's not like s/he will say anything productive anyway.

After many years these posters may be banned and yet still attempt to come back under various sockpuppets (see sockpuppet crazy).

[DaemonSeid]

^^^ this may be as close as we can get....I think there may be a subheading added later.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

^^^ this may be as close as we can get....I think there may be a subheading added later.

Heh, all entries are subject to refinement.

[LucyKKG]

Hahahaha you guys are hilarious!

[DaemonSeid]

Now I need a GC Victim crazy...think about it.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Now I need a GC Victim crazy...think about it.

It has to include "OMG, you all are so mean and I gotta PM telling me that I'm right and you all are evil and you all wouldn't talk like this off the Internet and you all probably aren't as smart, as Greek, or as accomplished as you all claim and I have a real life so I can't be on the message board typing as much as you so on that note I hope you all find God, get a life, and find someone to love you so you won't hate so much but until then you will not be mean to me because I have to flounce...I mean bounce."

[Senusret I]

There are too many actual crazy people on here for me to not get personal. I'm one of them, of course. I have congenital flipits.

[Leslie Anne]

Someone more skilled than I needs to add "Pageant Crazy" and its associated "Perping Crazy" to the compendium.

Don't forget the pink sequined pantyhose crossover!

[AOII Angel]

Brilliant thread, Drollefille! This one could last forever and ever and ever...

[libramunoz]

Could someone please add the "Notice Me, Notice Me...I'll say anything crazy to get attention!" or just the plain, "Pleassssseeee, Notice me, I'M DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION" nuts that find their way around here.

[AXiDMeesh]

Can I request a definition for Frodo Baggins crazy?

[agzg]

Evangelical Crazy

While his fervent faith in God and humanity is uplifting and in some ways inspiring, the evangelical crazy is characterized by a forgetful nature (e.g. posting the exact same thread, with the exact same poll, in the exact same forum multiple times) and an unwavering ability to ignore the "we don't do that here" and subsequent mocking posts to all of his threads. Some GCers think that the Evangelical Crazy actually believes that he can save our souls, making the knowledge that we've already gone to hell in a handbasket all that much more depressing.

Other signs of an evangelical crazy include:
Thinking they know what God or [insert deity here] is thinking.
An non-ability to talk about anything but prayer and saving souls and heaven and hell.
Unflappable optimism, followed by brutal disappointment then uncontrollable anger when the evangelical crazy realizes that not only can he not save us, we don't want to be saved by him.

Please see HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Unfortunately, the first HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE isn't showing up in my search.

[SydneyK]

Bumping in honor of the recent trip to Crazy, GC.

I was going to contribute a description of our most recent Crazy, but I got sidetracked and read this thread instead. Oh well.

[AOII Angel]

I laugh when I read the title. I don't think I can make it through the actual thread.