Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[PrettyBoy]

This thread gets more and more hilarious with every new post.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by G-Kue 1911

TO THE NON AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN MY OFFICE "Sure Mr. White Co-Worker, I can tell you what happen to O.J Simpson, Michael Jackson and Michael Vick….but afterwards I would like for you to talk to me about Jeffery Dahmer, Those crazy a$$ white boys from Columbine, Timothy McVeigh, George Bush, The Unabomber, Robert Downey Jr., Anna Nicole Smith, all of those white Republican senators getting head by other men after aggressively opposing same sex relationships…just let me know when your ready MuthaF&^ka!!!!!!!"
*This is what I’m dying to say every time I here white people talking about Michael and O.J*

And the doors of the church are now open!

[Velocity_14]

Dear AG:

I am so sick of you bull$#!% and last night was the last dayum straw. I tried to be respectfull but I'm sick and tired of your trifflin a$$ cutting me off with your MISINFORMATION and LACK of tact! Ain't nobody finna disrespect me and think I'm about to stand in the corner and twiddle my thumbs. You got me f*@#ed up...for real!!! And last night I had to gone and put you in your place. People kept saying you were nothing but a sh*t starter and I have always dealt with you from a distance but you tried me and I chopped that head off last night real quick---they call me Velocity for a reason heffah!! AG...you don't wanna see me dawg for real. You are WITH THAT MESS and I don't have time for that. You are too dayum old to be acting like a petty a$$ little girl. One thing I can't stand is a liar...especially one who lies about dumb sh*t and volunteers that sh*t. You called me; I didn't call you. You should have just went about your business because like I said last night I got an agenda and your bullsh*t aint on it! That is just dumb as hayle and last night I called you out on that and you didn't have nothing to say cuz normally folks would just let you say whatever...but ummm...Imma need for you to keep my name out your mouth dawg. If that's how you are and it works for you...that's your business but when you put me in the mix AND you aint being truthful...please believe we gonna have a problem. Hopefully you learned you lesson witcha old a$$! You 37 years old and act like you just walked out the 6th darn grade. I am thru with your weak a$$....

Joining in behind marquise1911 and lil_sunshine...NUCK IF YOU BUCK!!!

[KAPPAtivating]

Lady that sits beside me in New Job Training:

You know YOU smoke too much when I can taste the cigarettes when you come back from your smoke break! Invest in a patch lady!

[1908Revelations]

Yo T!

I am so glad I did not repay the evil that you did to me. Clearly someone dislikes you enough that they effed up your truck!! I don't think it is cool to damage vehicles and stalk people, but someove really got you buddy and it is kinda funny!! When your sick ass was in the hospital....I was there! When you/your sister/your other sister needed a ride....I was there! You were nor truly remorseful for the things that you sis and you thought I should accept that crap....ha ha ha!! I decided that ALL involvement with you is toxic and clearly you have pissed off the wrong person as evidenced in your 'new truck decorations'. You know I would never do that to you and I do not condone that kind of stuff, but hopefully that will serve as a lesson to you to stop foolin' wit' them crazy chicks and think I will be waiting for your sorry azz!

Too bad, soooooo sad!! ROTFLMAO!!! Oh yeah.... it is funny!!

[1908Revelations]

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!


Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

(((((((((((HUGS Cyber Friend))))))))))))))))))))))

Don't let em get to you....

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!


Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!


Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

Wow

[whiteandblack]

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!


Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

I.FEEL.YOU.

[whiteandblack]

you were feeling me. I was sorta feeling you. you were sweating me for my phone number. now you don't call?

[BLUPERFECTION03]

Giving this white lady the "You better come get these nigglets before I stomp a mudhole in them look"

[Dionysus]

Imma need you to get a new username, that DOESN'T USE ALL CAPS.

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by OOhsoflyDELTA#9

(((((((((((HUGS Cyber Friend))))))))))))))))))))))

Don't let em get to you....

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Wow

Originally Posted by whiteandblack

I.FEEL.YOU.

Thanks you guys. I was soooo ticked!! I don't know if my cousin was needing some attention or what because he knew what he said was a lie. My granddaddy even vouched for me and asked him why did he make up that story. Oh well.......folx make you wanna holla!!

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Jr:

Christmas Day was fine while our nephews and mother were opening their gifts and stuff. Once that was all over and the excitement died down, you decide to do something that only you would do: YOU TAKE A BOX OF CEREAL THAT YOU KNOW HAD ROACHES IN IT, STAND OVER ME AND SHAKE THE ROACHES ONTO ME!!!!! I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy; TRIFLIN' to the nth degree!!! Then you proceed to laugh like the $h!t's hilarious!!!! Now I dunno WTH you were thinking when you did that, but the next time you decide to try to disrespect me in front of family like that and think you won't get cursed out, I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.

*Quick footnote: We were at our sister's house when this act of stupidity occurred.

[GodsGift]

[quote=lil_sunshine;1577278]Dear Jr:

I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy;

I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.
quote]

lmao! i just choked!

I'm sorry that happene to you, does he always like that?