What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[1908Revelations]

^^^^^^^The little girl gets an excuse, but the grown @$$ man...shame on him!

[RitaMae1908]

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When I'm feeling generous I say yes. All other times, I'm like, "if I weren't, they'd kick my @$$.[/quote]

OMG that's a great line!!!
I might have to "steal" that from you next time someone asks me if I'm an AKA when ever I have 'Nalia on.

[RitaMae1908]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

How about this one... A young lady said to me, "Kappas are too pretty to be smart. I mean...your call is 'Yo Yo' and your sign is 'OK'. That is so not original, any idiot could come up with dat."

I'm sorry everyone, but I had to be mean . I kindly replied. "Ok...If your right eye would stop arguing with your left eye (she was terribly cross-eyed) you would be able to see that our sign is the diamond, not OK. And as far as Kappas not being smart, you were a sophomore when I was a freshman and now I'm a senior and you're a junior. I wonder what that makes you?"

Dayum that was way harsh!!! *laughing so hard my coworkers are peeking over their cublicles with curiosity*

[Luckie1922]

Originally Posted by NutBrnHair

I was wearing my Chi Omega badge and was asked:

"Are you a Malcom X fan?"

I just said, "Yes."

[Luckie1922]

Originally Posted by tld221

wow how embarassing... did she say that outright or did she show up to rush with a copy of it? man how do you confront that without embarassment?

awww that poor woman didn't know!

[PhrozenGenius]

Originally Posted by Lady of Pearl

Yes, after I was first initiated and strutting my line shirt at the mall, this was years ago-so bear with me y'all a little girl goes AKA that stands for Also Known As - and a man says to me AKA - After Kappas Always

It's gotten worse...

All Kinds of Animals
Any Kappas Apartment
The list goes on...

[RedAngel]

One of my nephews thought my Delta shirt was missing some vowels and somebody couldn't spell.

[Lyoness]

I'm 25 and my younger cousins (19 and 20 yrs old) go to a university and they want to be AKAs in the worst way. I really only see them on holidays and at family functions but they actually try to skee-wee and throw up the mirror I'm insulted and I'm a DELTA! I keep telling them to stop because they run across an actual AKA and they're getting their asses kicked. I have a few friends from college who could help in the matter.

I guess the funny story part of this is that:
1. at Christmas, i found out their university chapter of AKA has been off the Yard since b4 they got there for undergrad and won't be back until after they leave!!! ROTFLMAO. An older cousin (35) is a Sigma Gamma Rho and another who is an Alpha (32) found out too and we just looked at each other and shook our heads. They want us all to step on demand.. then have the AUDACITY to try to call me out b/c i choose not to be trained circus monkey

2. they haven't read anything pertaining to Divine Nine at all. i highly doubt they even know the AKA founders. we try to give a little advice. READ!!! COMMUNITY SERVICE!! they don't want to do grad chapter b/c they want the whole stepping and party experience. I know it's mean to say but I wouldn't want them to be part of anybody's org. IDIOTS!!

[jojapeach]

Originally Posted by Lyoness

I know it's mean to say but I wouldn't want them to be part of anybody's org. IDIOTS!!

SisterGreek, it might be mean, but your sentiments are real. Please don't feel bad knowing that your cousins insist on being foolish when they have three Greeks in the family that can give them valuable advice.

I wish I had more silliness to contribute to the thread, but it's been pretty normal around these parts lately.

[KAPPAtivating]

Yesterday, one of my students says, "Hey, you know that Kappa jacket you got...I'll buy it off you!" As if that wasn't bad enough...after I explain that you can't buy it from me, you have to earn it, he says, "when I go to school next year I'mma be a Kappa!" However, the sad part is that he threw up the Que sign and started barking!

[jitterbug13]

^^^^
ROTFLMAO!!!!

[ziasha07]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Yesterday, one of my students says, "Hey, you know that Kappa jacket you got...I'll buy it off you!" As if that wasn't bad enough...after I explain that you can't buy it from me, you have to earn it, he says, "when I go to school next year I'mma be a Kappa!" However, the sad part is that he threw up the Que sign and started barking!

LMABO! Are you serious? There are so many things wrong with that whole conversation. You should have at least directed him to youtube and told him to correct himself before he does that in front of the wrong person and gets merked on. Maybe print out a "What Not to Do" thread from here... I'm weak.

[luvmypearls]

I am new to Greekdom (initiated March 18, 2007), so I didn't think I would have anything to contribute to this thread for a while...well here I go.

I met this guy about two weeks ago and he has been calling me nonstop since I gave him my number. Well he called me as I was on my way home from a meeting last week. I told him that I was in the car with one of my sorority sisters and that I would have to call him back. He asked what sorority I was in and I proudly told him Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated. He responds "I am in a fraternity too, so we have something in common". I ask which one and he says Alpha Phi Beta. I am like okay, let me call you back. So, I google this fraternity as soon as I get home and all I came up with is a law fraternity at the University of the Phillipines. The next time I spoke with him, I asked him about Alpha Phi Beta and was he part of a law fraternity? He says no, that was my high school fraternity. I am like , is he really representing his high school "fraternity" because he has to be at least forty?

[tld221]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Yesterday, one of my students says, "Hey, you know that Kappa jacket you got...I'll buy it off you!" As if that wasn't bad enough...after I explain that you can't buy it from me, you have to earn it, he says, "when I go to school next year I'mma be a Kappa!" However, the sad part is that he threw up the Que sign and started barking!

LOL i have a similar story, yesterday actually this happened:

i was wearing a pin yesterday and the teller at the bank asks me what it's for. i tell him im in a sorority, i tell him which one, and he's like ok cool.

about an hour later i had to go back to the bank for something else, and why does this dude start throwing up the hooks and barking at me???? mind you it's a bunch of yt's in the bank and he's barking at me! so i'm quietly like, "im not a Que so that's not my sign - sorry"

that dude looked real disappointed. i guess asking me to step in the the middle of the bank and do my call was his way of getting on my good side? i think not.

and sistergreek Lyoness - i so feel you: not everyone is cut out to be a(n) XYZ. i have friends/family members that i shake my head on and dont feel any types of way about it.

[laylo]

These weren't exactly said to me, but was anyone at the stepshow at Northeastern a couple weeks ago? Free (106 & Park) hosting...a mess...

And I quote:

Kappas: "Yo yo!
Free: "Yeah, yo yo! All a that."

Alphas: "A Phi! 06!"
Free: "06? Where's the class of 07 at?"

"Who do y'all want to win, Alpha Kappa, Delta Sigma, or Sigma Gamma Rho?"
(Called us this about 5 times)


Also imitated frat calls and steps all day and called sorority members "sorors". She tried to imitate the leaning back and yelling "INNNNNNcorporated" but didn't realize that the whole word is used, and kept saying "INNNNK!" We all just shook our heads.