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06-20-2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally posted by starang21
damn, i sure hope the sex was at least marginally good to endure that stupidity
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I hope he was God-send for the stupidity.
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06-20-2005, 10:17 AM
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Holy hell, Kiki, that's about the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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06-20-2005, 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
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I'm absolutely lol'ing in my cube - that's probably the funniest possible thing you could have done, and I'd have to guess the look on the dude's face when you said, "look fucker, they don't even store water in the hump..." was probably about 100x more hysterical than it even sounds.
Fantastic.
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06-23-2005, 12:54 AM
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Originally posted by KSig RC
I'm absolutely lol'ing in my cube - that's probably the funniest possible thing you could have done, and I'd have to guess the look on the dude's face when you said, "look fucker, they don't even store water in the hump..." was probably about 100x more hysterical than it even sounds.
Fantastic.
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Haha, I do what I can. I might be clueless about some things but hey at least I'm not boring. 
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06-02-2007, 07:30 PM
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Whatever happened to ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva? They were hysterical.
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09-13-2007, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by James
Whatever happened to ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva? They were hysterical.
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Hey James!
I am still around- but working a LOT more than I used to and also planning a WEDDING- yes it is that bizarre. Not too mention we are buying a house.
AlphaGamDiva actually got married about two months ago.... bizarre things happen!
But to unhijack the thread...
Do look me in the eyes!
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09-14-2007, 11:04 AM
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Dont tell me I have "chinky" eyes. That's not sexy to hear.
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09-14-2007, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by nikki1920
Dont tell me I have "chinky" eyes. That's not sexy to hear.
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um no that's def not. how about fatty? does that get anyone's engine's going?
i hate that kid.
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09-18-2007, 09:35 AM
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I had a really bad dream last night. I was eating a girl out and she peed all over my face, either that or she got off. They both seem the same in my opinion.
Lesson learned: stop eating a girl out when their legs start shaking.
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09-18-2007, 09:43 AM
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I saw "thrust" and "parry" and thought of the cartoon where Daffy Duck was Robin Hood and had his trusty buck and three-quarters staff that he tried to use to get into the castle.
/hijack
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Easy. You root against Duke, for that program and its head coach are -
and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
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09-18-2007, 07:03 PM
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If you ever have something quarter staff size thrusting at you in this context . . . I hope you run away 
And if it looks like daffy duck . . flee also
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Originally Posted by nikki1920
hijack
I saw "thrust" and "parry" and thought of the cartoon where Daffy Duck was Robin Hood and had his trusty buck and three-quarters staff that he tried to use to get into the castle.
/hijack
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09-19-2007, 11:24 AM
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bwhahaha!! Touche! lol
and I will run...so far away...
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Easy. You root against Duke, for that program and its head coach are -
and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
--Seth Emerson, The Albany Herald
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09-19-2007, 11:36 AM
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what if his name is "Porky" but he's not fat?
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01-18-2009, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Eggroll
I had a really bad dream last night. I was eating a girl out and she peed all over my face, either that or she got off. They both seem the same in my opinion.
Lesson learned: stop eating a girl out when their legs start shaking.
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Some girls do "whoosh" when they have an orgasm. It's rare but it does happen. We saw a film about it in Human Sexuality class. Unless she was a virgin, the girl knows that she has this special trait and it was inconsiderate of her not to fill you in.
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09-20-2007, 03:45 PM
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LOL.
"The total hug: While entwined, rub your bodies against each other - as fast or as slow as you want. Use this hug to heat up foreplay or as a sexy activity all its own."
Sounds like straight up humping to me.
"The forceful hug: Grab your mate in a full-body hug and push her against a wall - you'll take her breath away."
Sounds painful and like someone is gonna get hurt.
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