Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[MUSK81]

If you have nothing better to do than notice how the cleaning people missed a spot while dusting your desk, you have waaaaay too much time on your hands!

[Still BLUTANG]

why are you so FOINE? and don't you want to come back in my office to help me with a special project?

[christiangirl]

How DARE you sit there, toss around orders, then whack me on the nose with the newspaper like I did something wrong. Admit it--you thought you messed up and now you're trying to CYA when it's entirely too late. Just because you outrank me doesn't mean you can be an @$$ and talk to me like I have a tail between my legs. You're lucky I love my job enough to have not thrown the punch I wanted to throw or said what I wanted to say. But you WILL NOT talk to me like I'm your flunkie or some dumb girl fresh out of junior high trying to wear mommy's heels. I am an intelligent, capable employee and I am good at my job.

BTW I checked your dictation. After all that, now you actually have messed up. Good luck fixing that on Monday.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

whack me on the nose with the newspaper

I hope this was figurative.

[Prettyface08]

*singing* "Get the effffffff, out my grilllllllll. 'Fo you geeeettttt, KILLLLEEEEDD."

T.M. Chester the Court Jester from the movie Soul Men

[nikki1920]

Please take some Mucinex. NOW. Your productive cough is quite nasty. Also, learn how to talk to your neighbors with your INSIDE voice.

[AZTheta]

I can't solve every problem for you. You need to use your own brain and stop sucking the life out of mine. All your pushback is exhausting. Go away.

[Prettyface08]

It does NOT take more than an hour to have a staff meeting with 9 people. If you all would shut up and only talk about what you need to instead of joking around on my time it would be over. How about getting the old people up to speed on technology during working hours and not in a 1 hour meeting. I swear I need to facilitate every meeting, I don't play.

[LucyKKG]

Miss H is so over you. I realize you're the helper for the regular teacher, but you're totally stuck up and super annoying. Take a chill pill, and do you work like everyone else. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

[MUSK81]

Do you have any idea how much I hate being here, how much I dread coming to work, how much I've been milking my slight cold for sick days, since I found out my job is being eliminated June 30?

[cali_gossip]

*bump*

Stop being such a bitch to all of us and maybe we wouldn't be so happy when you go on vacation. You're THE biggest hypocrite and freak out over the littlest things. It's just coffee for God's sake!

[jdrama]

...I wish you'd clock out indefinitely.

[christiangirl]

Oh if it had been literal, I would have gladly lost my job.

[ree-Xi]

If you're going to stand three inches from my face and talk to me, at least pop in a mint. I can't stand smelling and tasting the cigarette you just smoked! While you're at it, change your clothes and wash your hair. You reek of smoke.

[nikki1920]

Dear loud phlegmy coworker: either cough that ish out or get some medicine, STAT! Also, lower your speaking voice, there is a reason why five people answer your question to your neighbor, who sits less than three feet across from you, YOU TALK TOO LOUD!!! GRRR..

Dear crazy coworker: please take your medicine. You are a certified LOONY TOON, and we are tired of your nonsensical laughter, conversations (with yourself and other workers) and conspiracy theories. If you are suing the County, as you claim, then why are you still working here? Please STHU and leave us all alone.


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