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07-17-2007, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
I'm gonna be honest with you. If a guy cries during sex, even a little, he's gay.
-Rudey
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I have to agree with you. I could understand if it was a very special moment like a wedding night and both man and woman were to shed a tear. On the other hand, if the guy started to cry on his own, then that would be kinda...well creepy.
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07-18-2007, 08:22 AM
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Here are some things that should make the list
1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.
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07-18-2007, 12:58 PM
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LOL - "they are professionals!". It just tickled me, for some reason.
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07-18-2007, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by deeznutz
Here are some things that should make the list
1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.
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@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???
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07-18-2007, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX
@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???
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hey now! don't knock it til you try it...
jokes, jokes!
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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07-20-2007, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX
@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???
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Yeah they are professionals because, they get paid for their services rendered  .
And How do you know if they are faking it????????I mean, I saw Jada Fire in squirtwoman and it didnt look like fake to me and I have HDTV.
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09-13-2007, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by nikki1920
Do let me play with your hair
Do tell me what I am doing well
Do speak another language.
Do look me in the eyes.
Don't get mad if you ask, "who's is this?" and I say, "mine". (If you have to ask,  )
Don't tell me to call you daddy. That is NOT sexy to me. AT. ALL. |
Just to revise:
Do NOT speak another language PLEASE. It will come off as CORNY, especially if you don't speak it well. I don't want to have to stop to correct your pronunciation, because ya know, if I don't it will really bug me.
AMEN to everything else, especially the last two. Calling someone daddy? eww. Just, eww.
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09-13-2007, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by lovelyivy84
Just to revise:
Do NOT speak another language PLEASE. It will come off as CORNY, especially if you don't speak it well. I don't want to have to stop to correct your pronunciation, because ya know, if I don't it will really bug me.
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Ah, i always thought this was so corny and a turnoff, but my best friend speaks Spanish fluently and we're kind of falling for each other  and i love listening to him speak Spanish. besides he teaches ESL to kindergarteners...! 
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09-13-2007, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by AlethiaSi
Ah, i always thought this was so corny and a turnoff, but my best friend speaks Spanish fluently and we're kind of falling for each other and i love listening to him speak Spanish. besides he teaches ESL to kindergarteners...! |
Awwwww...
Yeah but that's different- he's not trying to be some latin lothario cornball- it's just a part of who he is (which you understandably find attractive).
Generally this kind of thing makes me think of the corny dudes at the club who try to kick it to you in another language, badly. Ick.
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06-19-2005, 04:01 AM
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06-19-2005, 05:43 PM
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Isn't that what a cock ring does?
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Originally posted by PureGoldF2K1
DO: try this tip: tie a hair tie around the base of your penis before putting the condom on...it really makes you last longer! just try it!! 
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06-19-2005, 06:24 PM
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After we've finished having sex and I ask you (very politely I might add) for a glass of water please DO NOT say "what are you, a f&%*^$g camel?".
WHO SAYS THAT? And I'm sorry that I get thirsty a lot, geez.
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06-19-2005, 08:53 PM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
After we've finished having sex and I ask you (very politely I might add) for a glass of water please DO NOT say "what are you, a f&%*^$g camel?".
WHO SAYS THAT? And I'm sorry that I get thirsty a lot, geez.
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HAHAHAHAHAHOMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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06-19-2005, 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by valkyrie
HAHAHAHAHAHOMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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He called me a camel on more than one occasion, the second time he even went so far as to ask me where I put all the water since I didn't have any humps on my back. Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed that little gem. That boy, as big of a jerk he was at the time, he did leave me with some memorable, and now funny, anecdotes. Hahahaha.
Last edited by FAB*SpiceySpice; 06-19-2005 at 09:43 PM.
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06-19-2005, 09:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
He called me a camel on more than one occasion, the second time he even went so far as to ask me where I put all the water since I didn't have any humps on my back. Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed that little gem. That boy, as big of a jerk he was at the time, he did leave me with some memorable, and now funny, anecdotes. Hahahaha.
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damn, i sure hope the sex was at least marginally good to endure that stupidity
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