Hc Hc Hc Hc Hc??????

[novella000]

**in my best Bernie Mac voice**

How Come, HOW COME, HOW THE HELL COME!!!??? DAMMIT

HC I am pissed?
HC it's b/c I have just gotten offa the phone with someone who has NOOOOOO PC skills WHATSOEVER?
HC one of the first questions was "What is a mouse?"
HC I had to CONTAIN myself?
HC this person IS my elder, so I had to remain respectful?
HC I am so bent on keeping my word?
HC that's why I continued to assist?
HC she just wanted to take up a "few minutes" of my time?

55 minutes later

HC she wouldn't listen to a damn word I said b/c she was too damn busy saying "Well, you know how stupid I am with this thing...blah blah blah..."
HC I wanted to say SHUT UP and LISTEN?
HC I sent her an IM with what she needed in it so she wouldn't have to search?
HC I masked the link with the text CLICK HERE ON THIS TEXT?
HC this is a college educated woman, and she asked me WHERE she should click?
HC I said ON THE TEXT?
HC she said she couldn't see any text?
HC I said, click the words, in the box... the ones that say CLICK HERE ON THIS TEXT?

30 minutes later

HC she some how shut her PC down?
HC she told me she didn't know how to turn it back on?
HC I said push the BLUE botton?
HC she said she couldn't find it?

7 minutes later

HC she finally asked, "the ROUND one with POWER above it?"
HC I was like WTF?
HC I said yes ma'am, that's it?
HC she asked how to get her mouse over to it?
HC I was like NO USE YOUR FINGER?
HC she said, "Well you said I had to use the mouse!"
HC I didn't know what to do?

15 minutes later

HC her 7 year old came in and I walked him through everything?

8 minutes later

HC she wanted to keep me on the phone so she could "Write it all down for future reference?"
HC I said nooo, you probably want to just take one of those classes at the community center or the Y?
HC she said, "Well, I could just call you when I need something b/c I rarely use this thing anyhow...."?
HC I was like nooooo, you should take a class... your banking will be going online soon, and you want to be able to keep track of your money on your own time right?
HC that was a cop out?
HC she said she still doesn't think she needs to take the class?
HC I am gon' break it down for her tomorrow?

HC I kept my cool the entire time?
HC YAAAAYYYY ME b/c I know I can be straight rude when I am frustrated like I was?
HC she couldn't tell I was pissed and irritated?
HC she didn't need to be able to tell b/c I said I'd help her?
HC I didn't realize it would be that involved?
HC Lord help me!?!?

HC a certain someone, needs to hit me up?
HC this person was really encouraging?
HC we have to finish our convo?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
HC maybe you should at least eat cole slaw on New Years, supposedly you'll keep dollar bills in the new year AND if you eat the black eyed peas, you'll keep 'change?

HC, it's a thought?

[/B][/QUOTE]

HC I eat neither black eyed peas nor cole slaw?
HC the only thing I eat that is traditional on New Year's is pig's feet?
HC I will ONLY eat that on New Year's?
HC that is on my poor people's food list? lol
HC also on that list is bologna?
HC I hate bologna?
HC I am SO tired of eating chicken?
HC I made a comment about it to my student worker yesterday?
HC he said, "Yeah, you and every other AA family?"
HC I hollered at that one? LMAO

HC I'm on here and I know I have work to do?
HC I'ma be back later, when I'm all done?

HC wait?
HC I sent a certain complainin' someone an email?
HC I didn't get a response?
HC I ain't sendin' no more?

HC I hope Exquizzle gets better?
HC, Espero que te sientes mejor muy pronto?
HC that means I hope you feel better very soon?
HC I'm listening to my Merengue CD, so I'm in a Spanish mood?
HC that was just for you, Cow?

HC Soror Positively AKA now has the title of Most Likely to P, P, & D?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I will be @ your job in 45 minutes?
HC I have to be at school for forever tonight?
HC when I get to your job I will get my boogie on to Soul Insurance and Pissed Off?
HC I have added another jam to my Angie list but I just forgot the title?

[Steeltrap]

HC teenagers are funny?

HC I was struggling not to laugh at their wit?

HC two of my seasoned Sorors had my back with the teenagers?

HC I realized, however, that I am old enough to be their mother?!

HC my own mother squawked at me last night about "taking all those calories to bed?"

HC she doesn't realize that I will not be 5'1" and 110 lbs., as she is?

HC I still love her anyway?

HC I'm going to get more color put in my hair?

HC some of my hair is going to be a triple-process?

HC, HC?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC I will be @ your job in 45 minutes?
HC I have to be at school for forever tonight?
HC when I get to your job I will get my boogie on to Soul Insurance and Pissed Off?
HC I have added another jam to my Angie list but I just forgot the title?

HC I love my friend?
HC I was working so diligently, that I had forgot she was coming?
HC I'm jammin' to Angie right about now?
HC she put the merengue CD to rest?

[Sexy Mocha]

HC there was a lady on the train rocking a "North Place" jacket ?
(Not the North Face jackets but a North Place!)

HC another lady had no shame wearing her DK&Y shirt?
**It may sound like DKNY, but really

HC a man had on a pair of "AIR" sneakers?
(Not Air Jordans, mind you....just AIR. )

HC there are stores that actually sell these designer imposter clothes?

HC they sell Tomy Hilfiger? And TOOMY Hilfiger?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
HC there was a lady on the train rocking a "North Place" jacket ?
(Not the North Face jackets but a North Place!)

HC another lady had no shame wearing her DK&Y shirt?
(It may sound like DKNY, but really )

HC a man had on a pair of "AIR" sneakers?
(Not Air Jordans, mind you....just AIR. )

HC there are stores that actually sell these designer imposter clothes?

HC they sell Tomy Hilfiger? And TOOMY Hilfiger?

HC people who buy that "TOOMY" and "Tomy" isht don't pay attention?

HC people try to sell the same type fakey-fake stuff on eBay?

HC I see FAKE Gucci shoes with bids of $100 or more?

HC we're so label-conscious as a society that some of us will shell out for the fakes?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I had to stay after school tonight til 8:40ish for Parent Teacher Conferences?
HC some parents are CLUELESS?
HC the parents of one of my students tried to blame me for him being ineligible to play basketball?
HC I looked @ her like BINCH please?
HC her son is playing her for a fool?
HC I don't want to talk about the CHIT no mo?
HC let their azzes be fooled not mine?

HC my friend said: listen to ushers u got it bad.. AND LIKE .. TAKE OUT THE "SOMEBODY" PART AND HES SINGIN ABOUT A STD.. ?
HC then she said: SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT?
HC then she gave me an example: WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY.. .. HMM MAKES YA CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN WIT YO CREW HMM ?
HC all I could do was LLLLLMAO??

HC tomorrow I don't have to go to work?
HC tomorrow is pamper CT4 day?
HC I am going to get my nails and hair done?
HC then I am going to go get new outfits?
HC I gotta look crute when I go home next weekend?
HC I need to e-mail some folks to let them know CT4 is coming home?

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

HC my friend said: listen to ushers u got it bad.. AND LIKE .. TAKE OUT THE "SOMEBODY" PART AND HES SINGIN ABOUT A STD.. ?
HC then she said: SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT?
HC then she gave me an example: WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY.. .. HMM MAKES YA CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN WIT YO CREW HMM ?
HC all I could do was LLLLLMAO??

HC I had to talk to a customer that was fussing one of my reps out, but when I got on the line, he kept trying to hit on me?

HC he was trying to sing "You got it bad"?

HC I flinch everytime I hear that song now?

HC, I had to talk to another guy, and he asked me if I'd buy him a "sammich"?

HC, I never skipped a beat, and said politely "no sir, I can't buy you a "sammich", but here's what I can do for you?"

HC after that call, I was ROTFLMPGBO!

HC, people get sauced up on Saturday nights and call Customer Service to act a fool?

[Ideal08]

HC my LS (B08) just told me that Craig David will be in 'Nap on 12/8?
HC Blu will also be there?
HC, CT4, this sounds like a RT???
HC I hafta check my budget first?
HC I don't know when Craig will be this close again, and I can't miss this?
HC it's only $25????
HC we gon' hafta talk about this?!
HC I'm all excited and I don't even know if I can go yet?
HC I saw his new video yesterday (7 Days) and I was JUICED!?
HC it still trips me out to hear him talk with that accent?
HC there are some "other" groups at the concert, but so?
HC I wanna goooooooooo?

[lovelyivy84]

HC I am jealous jealous!
HC I love me some Craig David!
HC sexy sexy!
HC it might just be the accent?
HC who cares!
HC sexy sexy!
HC I had to wonder about him for a minute though?
HC for like seven months I NEVER saw a picture of him without a hat on???
HC I was like hmm.... suspect.....
HC I finally saw him in that video 'Seven Days'
HC I was sooo relieved!
HC I can go back to thinking 'sexy sexy' without laughing at him?

HC I'm out...

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84
HC I am jealous jealous!
HC I love me some Craig David!
HC sexy sexy!
HC it might just be the accent?
HC who cares!
HC sexy sexy!
HC I had to wonder about him for a minute though?
HC for like seven months I NEVER saw a picture of him without a hat on???
HC I was like hmm.... suspect.....
HC I finally saw him in that video 'Seven Days'
HC I was sooo relieved!
HC I can go back to thinking 'sexy sexy' without laughing at him?

HC I'm out...

HC I'm LMAO @ you talkin' 'bout some "sexy sexy?" LMAO!
HC I used to wonder about the hat, too?
HC I ain't care, though, cuz I love him?

HC I had to come back and add some stuff?
HC I don't remember who the cyber-trick (j/k) was that was tryin to get with Craig?
HC I just know her name start with a K?
HC, whoever you are, I'M GOING TO SEE HIM IN CONCERT!!!???
HC what you got to say about that?
HC I'ma pull him BACK to my side, AGAIN!?
HC I'll let you have him AFTER I'm through?

HC, #1LL, do you want to go, too?
HC CT4 said we can make it a ladies night out?
HC that will be fun?
HC we are gonna have fun in 'Nap?
HC, EliteSpring01, where are YOU?
HC we ain't skeent (heehee) you in minute?

HC I bet Mother Nature better keep her shirt on?
HC she BET' NOT bring no bad weather when we tryin to see Craig and Blu?
HC, Mother Nature, HC?
HC, don't show out?

HC I'ma change the subject right quick?
HC I need to know if track #6 on Angie's cd uses the song Backstabbers as the hook?
HC, CT4, can you look in your little cd cover book thingie and tell me? Thanks
HC that's the only bad thing about The Burn?

*In my most childish sing-song voice* I'm goin' to see Crai-aig, I'm goin' to see Crai-aig . . .

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08



HC, #1LL, do you want to go, too?
HC CT4 said we can make it a ladies night out?
HC that will be fun?
HC we are gonna have fun in 'Nap?
HC, EliteSpring01, where are YOU?
HC we ain't skeent (heehee) you in minute?

HC I bet Mother Nature better keep her shirt on?
HC she BET' NOT bring no bad weather when we tryin to see Craig and Blu?
HC, Mother Nature, HC?
HC, don't show out?

HC I'ma change the subject right quick?
HC I need to know if track #6 on Angie's cd uses the song Backstabbers as the hook?
HC, CT4, can you look in your little cd cover book thingie and tell me? Thanks
HC that's the only bad thing about The Burn?

*In my most childish sing-song voice* I'm goin' to see Crai-aig, I'm goin' to see Crai-aig . . .

HC yes it is?
HC I knew it was an old song she used as the intro sound?
HC #6 is WISH I DIDN'T MISS YOU?
HC I have been there b4?
HC yes she uses BACKSTABBERS by the O'JAYS?

HC yes Elite has been MIA?
HC #1LL you need to roll with a sista for a brotha "
HC lol that is the line from Angie's Remix 2 Brotha with EVE and Alicia?

HC I am AMPED about this trip?
HC I forgot to go shopping yesterday but will not forget tomorrow after church?

[prayerfull]

HC my 3 year old daughter walked in on me and my husband in the middle of something she should not have seen.

HC we absolutely did not hear her coming or know that she was standing in the doorway for a good 5-8 seconds before we saw her.

HC she is completely traumatized right now.

HC I sat down with her to talk to her about what she saw and she had this disturbed look on her face.

HC she told me that she didn't want to talk about it - but maybe tomorrow she'd feel like.

HC later this morning I was listening to my son and daughter playing.

HC I was half-asleep, but I heard my 5 year old son teaching my daughter a song.

HC he was teaching her slowly, word for word, "I - Like - Big - Butts - But - I - Cannot - Lie - Those - Other - Brothers - Can't - Deny - - - - you know the rest, and as he would say each word, she'd repeat it back.

HC that woke me up.

HC I was like where did you learn that song (because it's not like we play that around the house).

HC he said that he learned that song on SHREK!!!!!

HC that goes to show me that I really have to stay on top of monitoring what my kids watch.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by prayerfull
HC my 3 year old daughter walked in on me and my husband in the middle of something she should not have seen.

HC we absolutely did not hear her coming or know that she was standing in the doorway for a good 5-8 seconds before we saw her.

HC she is completely traumatized right now.

HC I sat down with her to talk to her about what she saw and she had this disturbed look on her face.

HC she told me that she didn't want to talk about it - but maybe tomorrow she'd feel like.

HC that happened to me once?
HC I was 5?
HC I was because my parents were separated but I guess my daddy had a strong mack daddy vibe?
HC my mother never knew about me seeing them until LAST YEAR?!!?
HC she LHAO about it ?
HC I told her that isht was not funny?
HC the only reason I saw her was because she told me to wake her up @ X:YZ time and the only digital clock was in her room?
HC I did not see much but what I saw was TRAUMATIC?
HC but not nearly as bad as hearing her and my former stepfather years later?

HC I feel her pain?
HC just tell her that daddy and mommy were loving each other?
HC please don't sugar coat it?
HC good luck and stay prayerful?
HC your household sounds like a lot of fun?
HC I want to take a field trip?