Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work - Page 16

ASUADPi · #1 01-12-2010, 01:27 AM

To infant room parents (where the child is your first one)- I CANNOT hold your child ALL FRICKIN' DAY because YOU DO IT AT HOME!!!!!!! Let them cry!!!!!! I do!

When I have 8-10 other infants to take care of, I'm sorry your child IS NOT the most IMPORTANT child in the room!!!!!! No, I can't hold them and walk around the room humming lullabye's or running water to make them fall asleep!!!!

If that is the care you want for your child HIRE A NANNY!!!!!

Preston327 · #2 01-12-2010, 02:09 AM

Not a job, but Dear National Advisor for the (non-Greek) Club I'm Part of,

When I call you for your opinion of some t-shirts, I would appreciate it if you didn't attempt to suck me into your personal vendetta with the former Vice President. In addition I apologize for not being able to jump through bureaucratic hoops today, I had this thing called class which I kind of like to go to to keep my GPA in Dean's List range. Also when you're yelling it helps to mention who you're directing your anger at, and not just gripe to me about the inadequacies of last semester's executive board.

Much Love,
Preston

SydneyK · #3 02-25-2010, 07:09 PM

To the department chair with whom I'm meeting tomorrow morning:

Thank God you're not my Chair. Your tendency to (attempt to) manipulate people by intimidating them is disgustingly juvenile. Somehow, you've managed to pull the wool over the eyes of some of the administrators (who will also be attending the meeting), and why they think you know what you're doing is beyond me.

If tomorrow's meeting results in you getting "your way" then so be it. But don't fool yourself into thinking "your way" is the right way. It's the easy way. And sometimes, the easy way is definitely wrong.

I hope your idea goes down in flames tomorrow. And I'm giddy thinking about being there to witness it. But if that doesn't happen, rest assured that those of us capable of logical thought will not stop advocating for what's right here.

Here's to wishing you a crappy night's sleep.

Love,
Syd

LucyKKG · #4 02-25-2010, 08:06 PM

I know you're only in 5th grade, but you have a SERIOUS unibrow! Oh, but thanks for saying my eyes are pretty!

SydneyK · #5 02-26-2010, 11:39 AM

That meeting was nothing but a waste of time. Lip service and hot air will only get you so far. I just hope I'm far away from this place when the fallout starts to hit.