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06-19-2005, 04:01 AM
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06-19-2005, 05:43 PM
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Isn't that what a cock ring does?
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DO: try this tip: tie a hair tie around the base of your penis before putting the condom on...it really makes you last longer! just try it!! 
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06-19-2005, 06:24 PM
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After we've finished having sex and I ask you (very politely I might add) for a glass of water please DO NOT say "what are you, a f&%*^$g camel?".
WHO SAYS THAT? And I'm sorry that I get thirsty a lot, geez. 
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06-19-2005, 08:53 PM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
After we've finished having sex and I ask you (very politely I might add) for a glass of water please DO NOT say "what are you, a f&%*^$g camel?".
WHO SAYS THAT? And I'm sorry that I get thirsty a lot, geez.
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HAHAHAHAHAHOMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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06-19-2005, 09:41 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHOMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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He called me a camel on more than one occasion, the second time he even went so far as to ask me where I put all the water since I didn't have any humps on my back. Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed that little gem. That boy, as big of a jerk he was at the time, he did leave me with some memorable, and now funny, anecdotes. Hahahaha.
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06-19-2005, 09:54 PM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
He called me a camel on more than one occasion, the second time he even went so far as to ask me where I put all the water since I didn't have any humps on my back. Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed that little gem. That boy, as big of a jerk he was at the time, he did leave me with some memorable, and now funny, anecdotes. Hahahaha.
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damn, i sure hope the sex was at least marginally good to endure that stupidity
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06-20-2005, 10:04 AM
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damn, i sure hope the sex was at least marginally good to endure that stupidity
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I hope he was God-send for the stupidity.
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06-20-2005, 10:17 AM
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Holy hell, Kiki, that's about the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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06-20-2005, 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
Instead of being a normal girl and never talking to him again, I did some research and discovered that camels actually store their water in their noses, not their humps. He looked at me like I was insane when I informed him of that. ::sigh:: Oh well.
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I'm absolutely lol'ing in my cube - that's probably the funniest possible thing you could have done, and I'd have to guess the look on the dude's face when you said, "look fucker, they don't even store water in the hump..." was probably about 100x more hysterical than it even sounds.
Fantastic.
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06-23-2005, 12:54 AM
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I'm absolutely lol'ing in my cube - that's probably the funniest possible thing you could have done, and I'd have to guess the look on the dude's face when you said, "look fucker, they don't even store water in the hump..." was probably about 100x more hysterical than it even sounds.
Fantastic.
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Haha, I do what I can. I might be clueless about some things but hey at least I'm not boring. 
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06-02-2007, 07:30 PM
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Whatever happened to ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva? They were hysterical.
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06-02-2007, 09:53 PM
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Don't...call me by my last name when we are having sex. That's what my friends call me, having a girl call me that (while having sex) is sort of weird.
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06-03-2007, 12:27 PM
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do use your fingers... please...
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06-06-2007, 06:03 PM
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Don't...call me by my last name when we are having sex. That's what my friends call me, having a girl call me that (while having sex) is sort of weird.
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Hmmmm.. I kinda agree with you, but I've dated guys who I even call by their last name (generally someone I was introduced to like that, was friends with for awhile, then began to date) and I know some of my sisters have boyfriends they call by last names/nicknames, too. I'd feel weird having sex and calling a guy John or something if I NEVER referred to him as that before.
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06-08-2007, 12:59 PM
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Don't tell me during the act that my mother in law wants a grandchild.
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