GC Haiku

[SWTXBelle]

When the spam hits us,
all threads and topics go down;
they are relentless.

[Sororitysock]

Spam spam spam spam spam,
Why pay for membership here?
Such a big fat joke.

[SWTXBelle]

Evangelizing?
Greek Chat is not the right place.
What would Jesus do?

Anonymous folk
on the internet
cannot reach unchurched.

It's much better to
live your faith show others
the power of it.

I am not here to
hear preaching and change my faith.
There's a place for that.

Paddington the Bear
loves everyone and would not
quiz anyone's faith.

If you did not see
the thread to which I refer
this is very strange.

[tinydancer]

^^^My sister FTW!

[pinksequins]

Launched launched launched launched launched
Add some exclamation points
Will you buy it now?

[carnation]

Jimmy is posting
Spam. Yes ma'am. That is what it
Truly, truly am.

[Shellfish]

I'm transferring,
so I'll ask total strangers
what I need to do.

Chapter president?
National organization?
Heck, what would they know?

[FSUZeta]

Prefs at Auburn now.
Singing, crying, memories,
Who will they all pick?

[FSUZeta]

How can it be John,
Postings of porn spam again,
She male sex for all.

[SWTXBelle]

I liked all the skits.
Rushing a sorority
or going to Broadway?

Actually, I
like them the cheesier
the better for me.

Until this day I
hear the lyrics as ours,
and not the real ones.

"Bye, Bye Birdie"? No.
"Going Gamma Phi Beta
for good!" Yes, that's it!

"We go together
like Gamma Phi Beta, yeah!"
Gamma is the word.

Texas A & M
does "Legally Blonde" very well.
Yes, I would miss it.

But I understand
skits may have seen their best days
and might need to go.

Still, nothing can take
memories of skit practice,
and shocked pnms.

Are they pledging a sorority,
or joining the road cast of
show "Legally Blonde"?

[SWTXBelle]

UT recruitment,
stellar, high achieving girls,
yes, they are all stars.

All with terrific
grades, looks, and don't forget style,
amazing women.

Top 6 is only
6; you do the math, cupcake.
No room for all girls.

Legacies galore,
camp and high school chums,
no place for the weak.

Why was your girl cut?
Did she plan on the top 6?
Were others okay?

MANY more chapters
than the 6, filled with great girls,
Wouldn't consider?

If you have to have
top 6, you are setting your-
-self up for big grief.

Yes, you don't have to
be Greek, but you will miss out
on terrific times.

Entitlement is
never pretty, but worse
when it comes from mom.

[tinydancer]

You win, sister!

[pinksequins]

Top 6, Big 3, Core 4
But no Episcopalians
Are you kidding me?

[33girl]

Oh, pink sequins, PLEASE.
Those near Papists just are not
Fit for higher tier.

Let one of them in
and boom, the next thing you know
fish every Friday.

[pinksequins]

I know what went wrong
She wore Oakley, Michael Kors
No top bid with spam