It must be nice to be in the SEC

[carnation]

Originally posted by AUDeltaGam
No matter what anyone else thinks of the lovliest village on the Plains, there is no where else I'd rather be!!!

Now AUDeltaGam, cut that out. You and NutBrnHair have me on a real nostalgia trip....I miss the Plains and I miss Fayettepatch..

[AUDeltaGam]

Originally posted by carnation
Now AUDeltaGam, cut that out. You and NutBrnHair have me on a real nostalgia trip....I miss the Plains and I miss Fayettepatch..

But if TigerFan goes there in the fall, think of how much you can visit!

[AOIIsilver]

I'm not condoning the actions of "the machine," but where else does being involved in student government lead to becoming a US senator?

At Vanderbilt!

We [Kentucky] also have the best Cheerleaders in the world... again dominating the championships both at the collegiate level and on the high school level.

Co-sign.
I think baby girls in Kentucky are often started in tumbling classes before they can walk...literally...I know my niece did! She has three goals in live: 1) to go to Heaven 2) to be a Kentucky cheerleader 3) to be on the US Olympic team.

And how about Keeneland in the fall and spring. Got the Kentucky Derby too.

TSteven, I agree! Keeneland and the Downs are magical places in the spring. I start airing out my hat collection in Feb.!

South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, water-proof mascara,and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary; that's what dates are for.

True! true!

Really? I don't recall all Southerners being alcoholics.

Oh, Dear, No! It is a cultural thing...Bless your heart, you just couldn't possibly understand.

Vanderbilt (I know you are all thinking that this one shouldn't be on the list...but I've been to some of their parties and those smart kids know how to party)

We actually won "Best Campus for Hard Liquor" one year!

Go Bama and Vandy!

TSteven, you are after my heart!

"Baton Rouge happens to be the worst place in the world to be a visiting team."

Agreed, Hottytoddy...Beer bottles thrown at us as we exited the field to get on the bus...

Why on earth would you want to be drunk and shouting at the football field in a dress and heels, especially in the hot, humid 90 degree September sunshine?...Why not be cute and comfortable? Wear khakis and a cute top in school colors?

Because my mother would disown me if I showed up in public in khakis....

There ain't nothin cute about khakis.

Co-sign. I wore them to school ONCE, and Mr. Silver told me that I looked like a volleyball coach and to please change if he was to take me to eat.

[TSteven]

Originally posted by AOIIsilver
TSteven, you are after my heart!

I am honored and flattered with your attention.

However, much to my misfortune, I understand that you are already spoken for.

[AOIIsilver]

However, much to my misfortune, I understand that you are already spoken for.

Manners, too! To quote Sweet Home Alabama, "Your momma raised you right."

True, true...I am very spoken for, but I have some lovely AOII sisters at SEC schools who are very single....

Silver

[bamabelle005]

correction: you girls don't have a fifth of burboun in their louis vuitton duffels bags, only because of cops checking to prevent the drunks from bringing in more alcohol!! actually girls duct tape a fifth to the inside of their leg under their dress (by this time most girls are too drunk to feel any pain from the duct tape)!! or you can use an ace bandage if you aren't drunk yet!! and for the guys they make flexi-flasks!!!!

[Rudey]

You people are from the South. Please stop bragging now.

-Rudey
--I'm from the North and I know how to sail.

[Blue Violets]

Originally posted by Bama_Alumna
And that UA has more academic All-Americans than any other school.

I don't mean to rain on your parade, so to speak , but I don't think this is correct. UA doesn't have a lot of the teams where other schools pick up many of their All-Americans (you know it's not ALL football and baseball .

For example, UA doesn't have these teams: men's lacrosse, field hockey, women's lacrosse, men's soccer, fencing, cross-country, rowing, and wrestling. My alma mater DOES have these teams and this is where we pick up a lot of our All-Americans (mainly b/c schools like your's take all of the football/baseball ones!).

But also, let's look at SEC schools comparatively, and not just about football and baseball as I mentioned earlier.

According to the NCAA, the Div. I schools with the most NCAA championships (both men & women's sports combined) are:

1. UCLA, 90
2. Stanford, 87
3. Southern California, 82
4. Oklahoma State, 44
5. Arkansas, 39
6. LSU, 38
7. Texas, 36
8. Michigan, 31
9. North Carolina, 30
10. Penn State, 29

Looks like I'll be voting for the West Coast here

[AOIIsilver]

I'm from the North and I know how to sail.

Rudey, darlin', every girl down here is taught from birth how to sail. Four easy steps.

1) Buy Chanel sunglasses and Orcelia hat.
2) Hire someone to dock newly purchased yacht in Charleston harbor.
3) Mix Fruity drinks.
4) Repeat steps for Kentucky Derby Festival watershow.


Silver

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by AOIIsilver
Rudey, darlin', every girl down here is taught from birth how to sail. Four easy steps.

1) Buy Chanel sunglasses and Orcelia hat.
2) Hire someone to dock newly purchased yacht in Charleston harbor.
3) Mix Fruity drinks.
4) Repeat steps for Kentucky Derby Festival watershow.


Silver

Wow, there are som similarities to how sailing is done out West as well.

1) same (but apply SPF 50 sunscreen because getting burned in the fog is normal)
2) If you're not a long time resident you have to dock at a slip on the *other* side of the bay (we know some people that have been on the list at the San Francisco Yacht Club for over 20 years ), so there is driving, bridge toll, and parking involved.
3) Nothng fruity because it is going to get cold and foggy, whiskey and gin is always a good idea
4) Repeat Steps for all Tall Ships festivals, regattas, and Fleet Week. Best view of the Blue Angels air show and the ships entering the Golden Gate, is on the water. Also many people drop anchor during Giants ball games outside China Basin.

As for football, Cal played outside, which could go either way weather wise, no heels or skirts. Currently my school plays indoors which is lovely in inclement weather, and most people walk to the game as their vehicle were parked the night before when they were sober for tailgating, which is now a crime

[_Lisa_]

Originally posted by aurora_borealis
Currently my school plays indoors which is lovely in inclement weather

Whatever-the bad weather is all part of the excitement of the game.

[Bama_Alumna]

UA doesn't have a lot of the teams where other schools pick up many of their All-Americans

Blue Violets: If you'll re-read my post (and the quote from me that you inserted into your post), you'll notice that I wrote ACADEMIC All-Americans. That particular honor is not sports related. We still have 12 National Championships in football, though... and everyone in the SEC knows that football is the sport that really matters!

[Munchkin03]

I am so bored with the SEC gushing. If a group of Ivy League students and alumni were to do the same thing, it would be bombarded with people saying that it doesn't matter how academically prestigious a group of schools are, and that the Ivy students were just pretentious snobs.

Growing up in the South was okay, but it wasn't the end-all and be-all of my life. Especially since I got the hell out when I turned 18. I'm over it.

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by crzychx
Whatever-the bad weather is all part of the excitement of the game.

Isn't the definition of bad weather down in the SEC anything below 70 degrees? I kid I kid.

I think perhaps because our home games are indoors, and all away games are outdoors, is one of the many reasons we are not champions (not including bad coaching, and players that are well, less than stellar in the brain deaprtment, I swear some of them run the wrong way on the field). But hey, at least our Ag department produces their own award winning brand of meats for the illegal tailgating. The halftime show is always precious as well.

[AOIIsilver]

Isn't the definition of bad weather down in the SEC anything below 70 degrees? I kid I kid.

Of course you are kidding...bad weather is anything below 75 degress.

The halftime show is always precious as well.

Have you read A Southern Belle Primer? "Precious" is nearly a kiss-of-death! HAHAHAHA. That is a GREAT book. Definitely required reading!

Silver